Austria and Hungary have been living together for several months now. Their bosses have forced them to marry each other, thus they share the same mansion.

"Oi, Mrs. Hungary" the Austrian began, "would you like to accompany me to this night's opera because I'm rich?"

"Oh, that would be lovley, Austria. Let me get my woman stuff! "

"Splendid"

That night they went to the opera and had the best seats in the whole world. They saw Hamilton!!!

"That show was so entertaining! I loved that part when Hamilton fucked up"

"I adored that part as well"

"Hohohoho"

"Hohohoho"

"Honhonhonhon"

"FRANCE GET OUT YOU STINKY CHIMPANZEE, IT SMELLS LIKE ASS HERE"

"Oh dear"

That same day they did rich people stuff, like ice skate in Antarctica, eat grilled penguin (NAGISA, NO! ;-;) and basic stuff like that.

He bought Hungary the finest jewelry made out of kryptonite and complimented her saying sweet things that apparently make women happy and giggly.

They ate fried potatoes at the best German restaurant ever. Everything was so beautiful! It was all women's dream come true!
Austria was in love with Hungary and when they were under a wonderful full moon, he leaned in to kiss her...

b UT WHAT'S THIS? A FAMILIAR PRUSSIAN SKATED BY THEM AND DID SOME AWESOME FLIPS WITH HIS BAD BOY SKATEBOARD!

"WOW, DUDE!" HUNGARY EXCLAIMED!

"I KNOW RIGHT!?!?! STOP HANGING OUT WITH THIS MOZART DINGLE SUCKER AND HANG OUT WITH AWESOMENESS ITSELF KESESESESE"

"ALRIGHT DUDE" AND SHE GRABBED A SKATEBOARD FROM HER BRA AND THEY SKATED AWAY

Austria cried like a fancy baby

Prussia took Hungary to his house.

"LOOK, *BURP* THIS IS MY AWESOME CASTLE! "

"There's a dead rat under the couch"

"RATILDA! OH NO!!!" Prussia scooped the small rodent up and gave it CPR

"THAT'S SO COOL DUDE"

"I KNOW DUDE! LET'S PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES AND EAT PIZZA"

AND THEY ATE VIDEO GAMES AND PLAYED PIZZA

"NOW WHAT DUUUUUDE"

"UM UM LET'S MAKE OUT, BABE"

"Oh shit the cringe. You don't have to speak to a woman like that, it's so rude and disrespectful"

"..... Fuck that"

Prussia kicked Hungary out of the house.

-1 Week Later-

Hungary wandered around town all alone. She was a sobbing mess. She was about to hit herself with her frying pan when suddenly, she saw two familiar people sitting under a tree

"Prussia, that's disgusting"

"YOU'RE DISGUSTING"

"....... Goodbye"

"NO NO WAIT I'M SORRY, I LOVE YOU <3"

AND THEY KISSED AJDBSOCBA

HUNGARY SQUEALED SO LOUDLY SHE MADE DOLPHINS GROW LEGS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD

OH SHIT

PRUSSIA AND AUSTRIA WERE EATEN BY DOLPHINS

AHHHHHHHHH

Japan: *wakes up from his dream* ...... I'm going to take a break from reading weird fanfics...