Me while trying to watch the Hanzo vs Genji short:

Video: My family tells of an ancient legend about two great Dragon Brothers-

Phone: *Facebook Pop sound*

Me: Alright I look at it later

Video: The Dragon of the North Wind, and-

Phone: *This sound:

Me: Okay. I'll read it later.

Video: And the Dragon of the South Wind. Together, they uphold balance and harmony in the-

Phone: Call from SAVANNAH

Me: WHAT?!

Savannah: WHEN'S THE MATH 2 EOC?

Me: I DON'T EFFING KNOW. I'M TRYNA WATCH HANZO SENSEI. *Hangs up*

LORD ALMIGHTY