I walk down street I sees boys getting hurt by village I run in front.

"WWWHHHAAATTT THHHHHEEE FFFFUUUUCCCKKKIEEESSS" I scream like a banshee, and they all run. Good. Assholes.

The boy stare at me in wonders oh his face is red to I wonder if he's sik like sasgay?

"What's your name?" I asks, and he smile and hug me "im Naruto why did you help me?"

"I can't stand people getting hurt" I mutter and suddenly were in the park. "Every since itachi buttfucked me I have been emo.... and since my village burned" my green hair (ITS GREEN NOW BITCHES) falls over my eyes.

"Did I need to know your life story?" He says in confusion and I raise a brow. "Dude. That's s not your line"

"Cut!"

The directors voice calls out. 'naruto' laughs nervously. "I'm sorry guys, I forgot my line, what was it again?"

"It's: I'm so sorry for you, let's be friends and prank the village. Come on, it's in every story, how could you not know?" I ask exasperated, and he blushed in embarrassment.

"Retry!"

The camera rolls again as we get back into place.

"I'm so sorry, let's be friend and prank village. I hope the buttsecks wuz gud" he runs off.

I nod. "Do I like him?" I ask myself as my T-shirt breaks from the pressure of my double-D child breasts. I play with my nipples as I think.

(Timeskips)

"I'm kawaii desu" I sez to class and the boys stars at me with blush and heart eyes the girls glare in jealousy since I came into school only wearing a thong.

Let that sink in.

I sits next to Naruto and iruka calls for jutsu practice everyone else does badly but I not only make SHADOW clones I create 100000000000 of them YESSSSS!!

Then an explosion I die end.

(I am so sorry. I'll post another chapter this week... I hope"