(There's gonna be spelling mistakes. They are there on purpose. To illustrate a point)

"Hi my names kawaii desu" I tell the hokage and he looks very shocked. "Of the desu clan omfg how they got massacred!" I am in tears suddenly and I look really sad and stuff. "Yeah I survive because itachi did it, he was my b-boyfreind" they look surprised but even more at the next bit

"I've been travelling alone for 6 years" "OMFG HOW YOU HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING SINCE 6 WOOOOT" some guy yells and I sigh. "Yah" I flick my hair cuz sass. "And I wanna settle here!"

"Well would you like to be in the academy? What level of power do you consider yourself to Bee at?"

"Well I'm a kage" I say and they look surprised. "Of swagakure" I elaberete, and the hokge bows for mee.

"Well since your so awesome I'll let you stay with any hot guy of your choice. Who do you choose?" I look over the list and choose one. "Sasuke"

"Ok" I skip over to the uchiha compound singing "I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie woorrld.."

I open the door. Sasuke stands there angry OMFG EMO DUCKBUTT UCHIHAAAA.

"Hey I live here too" I state and his cheeks go red and his hand goes down his pants and I hear him muttering "your hot" and a big sign appears saying: HE HAZ A CRUSH ON CHU!

"Sasuke are yoo sik?" I say, waddya mean I'm dense as fuck?!

"Yeah... Get in then I have a spare room for you already set out for some reasn" "YAY!" I derp.

+Sasuke pov*

I wuz brooding until I hear knock on my door I dunno hoo it's so I jus open it. The most PRETTY mofo was there, wearing next to nothing, she said she's living with me, I have no objections for no reason, I lent her spare room.

I see her ass as she walk pass me. OMFG PLEASE MARRY ME! I scream internally as she goes to shower n shit.