My name is kawaii desu.

I'm 12 years old, I'm so pretty rocks turn into diamonds when I look at them and people immediately fall under my command.

I'm completely white, like, as a sheet, and I have eyes bluer than the sea, the sky on a sunny day, the-

+ahem+ Anyway, I also have golden hair that reaches the floor that is completely straight and somehow never ever ever gets in the way! And I never need to brush it to, not even when it gets dirt or blood in it, it cleans itself! Handy huh!

I always only wear a shirt and shorts that are one inch away from being a swimsuit, surprisingly I have never ever been assaulted or raped!

Did I mention, I'm a uchiha and senju and uzumaki, plus I have a bit of hyuuga there.... Somewhere!

My past is so sad, I was born into a clan so strong all the members surpass the fucking sage of six paths, but somehow we all got massacred anyway.

I'm the only survivor, I'm also the princess, I have the kekkei genkai, and I have unlocked all its 5 stages from the age of 2 minutes, I also have all five chakra nature plus some others I made up like:

Glass style.

Fruit style.

Lingerie style.

Pork ramen style.

Your mum so fine she blow my mind style.

And many others.

Did I mention I also have wood release, sharingan byakugan, plus the akatsuki members all love me, but they are still out to kill me cuz guess what???

I have the 9 tails sister inside me, she's called kurami and she's just a red nine tails with rainbow eyes and she has been nice to me ever since I was 1 month old, when I could already speak fluently and I was just learning how to communicate with angels.

I signed a contract so they gave me wings and stuff but since I was such an asshole to them, they kicked me out of the heavens at age 2. But hey it's OK, because through sheer power of plot, I kept my Angel wings and learned to fly at the speed of sound.

Did I mention I started up my own village at 7, and I called it swagakure? I'm the swagkage.

I have had 7,000,000,000 boyfreind,all of whom was abusive for some reason, and now I'm constantly really serious.

Oh yeah, and the sad from all the break ups gave me my forever mangekyo, which is a mangekyo that can create planets, and make everyone do as I say before we even knew of the others existence.

Im heading to konoha cuz itachi murdered my village cuz I refused to bang him, since he's like 20 and I'm 12 plus he kept on burning dinner.

I hope the accept me without any questioning of any kind even though what they should really do is interrogate me.

Final thing: I can control time and I currently have 500 brothers.... Plus I'm a neko, have demon blood and.... Oh yeah, I'm also Naruto's cousin in law.

I'll tell you more soon, so stay tuned for the next chapter of my horrible terrible sad life!!!!

(PS: I own and can summon dragons)