Sonicbronyuniversez: Well I said I was gonna do this show, and I might as well get to it now. I've grown up with South Park and had fond memories of it ever since I was a little kid. Hell, even now when I mostly just watch the clips I can still find a lot to love about it. And now I'm going to go back to see if I still love it by watching the first two seasons. Believe me; this is gonna be one hell of a fun ride, and not just because this is my first ten words or less on an adult cartoon. I may even start doing random seasons of different shows rather than just the first one, if you guys are up for that. Anyway, without further ado, let's see if South Park still holds up for me.

Season one

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Proof that this show does unjustified mean spirited humor, correctly.

Weight Gain 4000

Rating: 8/10.

Words: How the fuck did Eric not die?

Volcano

Rating: 9/10.

Words: And the adult cartoon gods made...the introduction of Randy!

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Fun fact: I'm confused about my sexuality sometimes.

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Why do I like Shelly!?

Death

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I saw a clip on Youtube where Kenny killed Death.

Pink Eye

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Imagine if Eric stayed in his Hitler costume.

Damien

Rating: 9/10.

Words: He's fucking satan; what'd you expect, free holy water showers?

Starvin Marvin

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Kenny's family must've gotten shat on hard.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Rating: 9/10.

Words: The first episode Kenny survived. Congrats Kenny, and fuck hell.

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Wendy's a manipulative cunt and it's fucking incredible as bitch!

Mecha-Streisand

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Cool mystery stuff, but the battle was mostly kinda bleh.

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Apparently Liane is bisexual. That must've led to some fun.

Season two

Terrance & Phillip in: Not Without My Anus

Rating: 5/10.

Words: At least Terrance and Phillip are good characters.

Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2)

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Everyone's a shitting cannibal and it's great

Chickenlover

Rating: 9/10.

Words: I'd let Eric be a cop in MY town.

Ike's Wee Wee

Rating: 4/10.

Words: I'm a sixteen year old dude and I was confused.

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Rating: 8/10.

Words: The town seems to be hating Pip less.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Rating: 8/10.

Words: That fight was so fucking stupid and I loved it.

City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)

Ratings: 9/10.

Words: This episode fucks up it's own continuity, and it's great.

Summer Sucks

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Next time bring some venom.

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Chef and M.r Hankey saved this episode from sucking cunt.

Chickenpox

Rating: 7/10.

Words: What the fuck goes through the adults brains?

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Eric's a little shit to the homeless, and it's great.

Clubhouses

Rating: 8/10.

Words: I think this was parodying a movie of some sorts.

Cow Days

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I wish I could visit this town.

Chef Aid

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Above the law my fake donkey's dick ya egotistical cameo!

Spooky Fish

Rating: 9/10

Words: I'm a huge ass fan of different universe plots.

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Rating: 7/10.

Words: What I want is that Crash and Spyro remake bundle.

Gnomes

Rating: 8/10.

Words: The moment where Stan and Kyle found Kenny's deaths pointless.

Prehistoric Ice Man

Rating: 6/10.

Words: At least Stan and Kyle got some decent devleopment.

Sonicbronyuniversez: Alright dudes, now that we've looked at both episodes from each season, I'mnot going to talk about my favorite episodes from each season, along with my least favorite from each season, and determine which season I like more. Keep in mind of course that your opinion could be exceptionally different from mine, so feel free to state your thoughts down below. Alright then; let us commence.

Season one worst: Death.

Sonicbronyuniversez: Now I like this episode and thought it was a great episode to have in the show. My main issue with it is mostly the fact that it's just not as exciting to me as the other episodes in this season. Parents are retarded when it comes to cartoons, big whoop; we all saw the twist coming. Well, alright, I didn't expect Eric's racking on Shiela for being a jew to debut but other than that, eh. So, it's predictable, but I'm willing to let it slide, as it's only season one.

Season one best: Tom's Rhinoplasty.

Sonicbronyuniversez: This episode is just fucking golden, not only being my favorite episode of the season, but also my favorite episode of all the show's I've done on here so far. Wendy makes herself look like the most manipulative bitchy cunt in the universe, and it works perfectly in all the right ways. Everything she does throughout this episode shows flawlessly that she's not a girl to fuck around with. Sure future episodes did that, but Wendy was still the highlight here.

Season two worst: Ike's Wee Wee

Sonicbronyuniversez: I should probably mention right here and now that I don't hate this episode. Any episode above a three is just a dislike, or adore, depending on the number. I just didn't see much to offer in this one. Ike wearing Kyle's hat was pretty cute, and it was nice to see their bond grow, but I found M.r Mackey's plot really boring and mean spirited. And the latter wasn't in the hilarious way like the show usually is. Like I said. I'm sixteen. I was still confused.

Season two best: Spooky Fish

Sonicbronyuniversez: Being a huge fan of alternative universe stories, you bet your ass on it I loved the crap out of this one. Not as much as Tom's Rhinoplasty, but I still got plenty of kicks out of it. The reactions Stan, Kyle, and Kenny had to both Eric's was just something too funny not to find enjoyable. This episode also introduces Eric's more intelligent side when he fakes being good Cartman, so that's something. Now I wonder if these helped forshadow later times.

Sonicbronyuniversez pops up while sitting in his chair as he holds up both seasons

Sonicbronyuniversez: So, yeah. No surprise, (Throws aside season two) Season one is the winner. I love season two, but some episodes just felt held back to me compared to the previous season. But nevertheless, I'd reccomend watching both of these seasons. And it was more than an honor to get to revisit this show. And now, I'm more than willing to watch the other seasons to see what they have to offer. Anyway, let's see what we have next.

Sonicbronyuniversez lifts his leg and cuts a five second mushroom fart, making a green cloud come out (phhhhhhhhhht).

Paw Patrol season two comes out from the fart cloud with Sonicbronyuniversez sighing of relief.

Sonicbronyuniversez: My butt loves me so fuckin much. And yeah, I was planning on doing the Ducktales reboot, but I don't know if the first season's finished yet. So, yeah. (Gives a peace sign) More Paw Patrol!