Sonicbronyuniversez: Hey dudes, before we get started I just wanted to say that I know I said I'd do this one on Attack on Titan, but then I found it hard to enjoy the dub after seeing how censored it was and how it shortened both themes for no reason and a bunch of other crap like that. Don't get me wrong; there's blood, just not as much as I would've hoped. So I'm just gonna continue watching the show from season two and three and maybe do a review of it after I'm done. But in the meantime, let's get into doing another ten words or less on South Park, since I love the hell out of this show and wanna talk about it more. And don't worry; I'll do a ten words or less on some anime in the near future. Maybe season three of Deven Deadly Sins, who knows?

Season three

Rainforest Schmainforest

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Glad to see Eric getting away with animal abuse.

Spontaneous Combustion

Rating: 8/10.

Words: As a German Shepherd, I'm certainly proud of my farts.

The Succubus

Rating: 9/10.

Words: I would've decapitated that eye doctor.

Tweel vs Craig

Rating: 8/10.

Words: And no one learned jack shit. The end!

Jakovasaurs

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Eric has authoritah! You don't fuck with his authoritah!

Sexual Harassment Panda

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Pretty much how the entire brain functions nowadays.

Cat Orgy

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Well Eric's a badass cowboy livin in a cowboy's age!

Two Guys in a Hot Tub

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Stan had fun and learned...getting answer now...nothing!

Jewbilee

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Ike is fucking awesome. 

Chinpokomon

Rating: 10/10.

Words: You'd have to hate Pokemon to dislike this episode.

Starvin Marvin in Space

Rating: 9/10

Words: This was a lot more entertaining than I originally thought.

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Classic scooby doo parody ending with an awesome metal song

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Rating: 9/10.

Words: And that's how Mark became a great character.

The Red Badge of Gayness

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Hey, an alcohol that can't kill you. How convinient.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Rating: 10/10.

Words: I loved this way more than I thought I would.

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

Rating: 8/10.

Words: God. Will I become a cartoon creator?

World Wide Recorder Concert

Rating: 9/10.

Words: If I could pull off that prank myself, I would.

Season four

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Rating: 7/10.

Words: The government is a group of fucktards, and it's great.

The Tooth Fairy's TATS

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Great stuff, but Kyle's subplot didn't really need to exist. 

Quintuplets

Rating: 9/10.

Words: I love those quintuplets. Randy's death reveal was priceless.

Timmy

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Everyone's an idiot but Chef, and it's great.

Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Remind me to sulk during the episode Pip died in.

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Even though I can barely understand Kenny, he's fucking awesome.

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Rating: 9/10.

Words: How Trey and Matt made Eric awesome is beyond me.

Chef Goes Nanners

Rating: 8/10.

Words: South Park's a town of racism, and it's great.

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Rating: 9/10.

Words: This is so stupid, and I love it.

Do the Handicapped go to Hell?

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Beats me, I don't give a crap about religion.

Probably

Rating: 8/10.

Words: And that's how Eric failed at getting ten million dollars.

4th Grade

Rating: 8/10.

Words: If I knew what MY sexuality was I'd say it.

Trapper Keeper

Rating: 8/10.

Words: This episode is so fucking stupid!

Helen Keller! The Musical

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Timmy's being treated greatly in his debut season.

Fat Camp

Rating: 8/10.

Words: I think season four is starting off Eric's sadistic side.

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Rating: 10/10.

Words: First Pip's episode astonished me and now this.

A Very Crappy Christmas

Rating: 7/10.

Words: A great callback to the pilot.

Sonicbronyuniversez slashes through the screen as he prepares to announce the worst and best of both seasons

Sonicbronyuniversez: Well that was certainly an entertaining season three and four now, was it? Season three is now my favorite episode of the show with it missing just a 0.5 from making a perfect 10/10. But even then, I love both of these seasons and I'm gonna be more than happy to do this again with seasons five and six. For now though, let's talk about my favorite and least favorite episodes from both seasons. And I like them all by the way; just some more than others.

Season three worst: Two Guys in a Hot Tub

Sonicbronyuniversez: Now I personally found Cat Orgy to be an outstanding work of art, so when it came to this one my expectations were a little high. Don't get me wrong, this episode rocks. I just had my hopes a little too high to consider this as good as the previous one, which if you now know me, is a rarity. To be fair though, in a season that shows succubus wives and japanese stereotypes wanting to take over the world, i think the normality of this episode is what held it back for me. It's the most laid back of the season, but it's not without it's crazy.

Season three best: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Sonicbronyuniversez: Some of these episodes blew me away with how much I loved them and this is one of them. These stories are so god damn charming and funny that I had to give this the number one spot, even if Chinpokomon was my first South Park episode. Shelly smashing Stan and Kyle with the piano was fucking hilarious rivalling Wendy's cafeteria freakout for funniest moment, and Eric is his same dickish self. The ending is also pretty heartwarming with the characters all coming together to sing about the love of christmas. And a now dead voice actor.

Season four worst: The Tooth Fairy's TATS

Sonicbronyuniversez: Damn, season three really has made an impact. I mean, I like the episode, I just don't think it makes the best of season four. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime is slightly better but this just felt the weakest to me. If what I just said has any sort of decent structure. The boys scamming the kids out of their teeth was really funny, and the whole plot itself is just ridicolous. Though, I think Kyle's sub plot is really pointless. The reason it works in The Wacky Molestation Adventure is because it helps the plot move forward. Here, it almost doesn't go to fucklord.

Season four best: Pip (a.k.a, Great Expectations)

Sonicbronyuniversez: This episode really made me like Pip. Although it doesn't have the four main boys in it, it doesn't have to. It shows Pip's origin in a perfect light to me combining comedy and emotion exceptionally well. Although I don't like Pip as much as Butters, he's still a charming chap that I can enjoy, and seeing his story have a great pace and positive resolution as well as putting in comedy that doesn't feel forced when it should is more than great to see. Overall, I can say that this was an amazing episode to expand on Pip as a stand alone character.

Scamp is shown running off as Sonicbronyuniversez jumps over a fence to chase after him

Sonicbronyuniversez: No Scamp, you'll get yourself killed! (Stops and looks at the audience) Oh yeah.

Sonicbronyuniversez grunts and gives a relieved expression as he rips a loud and bassy five second garlic fart, releasing a yellow cloud behind him and revealing 101 Dalmatians: The Series.

Sonicbronyuniversez: Huge project next time. Gonna cover the entire show. (Runs after Scamp again) Buster's bad news dude!