i wrote this one for a dare in eight grade lol

An old man played on Playstation

To relieve his tension;

He sat there waiting for his pension

And should I not mention?

He was fed up with constant confusion!

He got bored and decided to knead clay.

When his pet horse in a game neighed,

He decided it was time for it to be slayed.

He hoped that the company would remember that he was left to be paid;

He sat there trying to enjoy what was left of his life;

He realized that there are some apples left to slice,

Soon he remembered a thing too nice,

Which the poor man forgot in a thrice.