[Dave's PoV]

I get a tent. With Jeremy. I squealed a bit on the inside. Okay, it might be a bit obvious that I like Jeremy. It's just that if anyone found out I was gay, they'd probably make fun of me. Jeremy likes (Y/N), so I'm not gonna make a move.

...

Screw it, I'm gonna try and hit on him. "So," I said as he bent down to fix the tent. "You have a nice ass."

"What?"

"Y-you have a nice brass. Y'know, since you play the saxophone?"

"The saxophone is a wind instrument. You blow into a reed. You don't buzz your lips into it." I laughed nervously. "Aheheh, nice. You're smart."

"Thanks?" I stepped back a bit and whispered. "I want you to blow into my reed."

"What?"

"DO A DEED, OL' WISE ONE!" I held up Jeremy like it was the Lion King. "Wh- DAVE WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, ZEPENYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed. Shannon facepalmed. "He lost it."

"And if he keeps screaming, he's going to attract attention," Jack put duct tape over my mouth. "And we'll be caught and sent to the government so they can experiment on how we've survived." I put Jeremy down and crossed my arms. Jeremy backed away. "G-God, are you losing your mind?!" I ripped off the tape. "Maybe."

[(Y/N)'s PoV]

"Great! Now-" I threw them to the wall and stood up. I took my other hand from behind my back. "You crossed your fingers?" I nodded. Chara laughed. "I did too, I guess we're both cheaters, huh? Alike. Different, but alike. Well, summon me when you're ready. Also, welcome him into the family for me." They laughed more and disappeared. I sighed and grabbed the box. I want to destroy it, but Chara might be useful someday.

The door opened and regular Sans stood there, along with Scientist Sans. "(y/n), your sans and i noticed that the baby-"

"F-Fuck!" My water just broke.

Fuck. 

"i told you, married bonehead!" Scientist Sans hit Regular Sans' shoulder. "c'mon, we need to get you back to the bedroom."

"how're we gonna get her upstairs?" Regular Sans asked. Scientist Sans waved his hand and my heart became blue, and so did a heart in my stomach. He waved his hand up and made me float into the house, up the stairs and in the bedroom. "okay, i'm a scientist which is basically a doctor. i got this!"

"are you motherfucking stupid?! we've never delivered a baby!" Underfell Sans screamed. "i have seen documentaries i think i can handle this!"

"woah woah woah, that's my wife's vagina.  think i should do it." Regular Sans said. "she's basically my wife as well, so-"

"MOTHERFUCKING GET THE BABY." I screamed. Scientist Sans pushed them all out. "alright alright alright!" He took out gloves. "i can deliver a baby! i can do this!"

[Timeskip to a few minutes later]

"i can't do this!" Scientist Sans successfully had the baby. "oh god, i just witnessed childbirth..." He grabbed a knife near him and cut the cord. "oh lord, god, jesus christ why?" Someone knocked on the door.

"hey, did you finish the job? papyrus is going to come home from training soon!" Regular Sans screamed. "i just witnessed childbirth! i've experienced the miracle! both fascinating and  terrifying!" they opened the door. "good lord this is going to scar me for life..."

Questions flooded the room when the door shut and they entered.

"what gender is it?"

"what're ya gonna name it?"

"do you think you'll be a good mother?" They all started questioning me and Scientist Sans screamed. "shut up!" He handed me the baby.

"Welcome him into the family for me," huh?  I thought back to what Chara said.

"His name will be..."

[Ooh goodie. Well, I guess you guys get to, uh, name him? Debate in the comments? idk. also, i have no clue how childbirth works, so i did a timeskip. ;-; sorry.]