[(Y/N)'s PoV]

"Come on Smartie, come out." Frisk said knocking on the closet. "no. gaster sans in here will keep me company. hey gaster sans, can i have a massage?" Scientist Sans asked. "uh, no. last time i did someone had to get sent to the hospital. plus you don't even have muscles."

"aww, but my shoulders hurt." Gaster Sans opened the door as Scientist Sans said that. "ugh, fine let me try." Gaster Sans took ten steps back and drop kicked Scientist Sans in the legs. "i meant my shoulder not my legs!" He fell onto the bed. OuterTale Sans helped Scientist Sans up. "th-thanks spaceboy."

"oh my jesus christ why does everyone call me space boy just because i'm wearing a jacket with stars on them oh my god."

"hey, hey spaceboy," Gaster Sans said. "3, 2, 1, gotta blast!"

"into the stars, to buy candy bars, he's the kid with a knack for inventions! he's got a superpowered mind, a mechanical canine-"

"Woof woof." Frisk butted in as Outertale Sans kept singing his glorious song. "he rescues the day from pure destruction. this is the theme song." He started screaming. "foR JIMMY NEUTRON!"

"Woahhohoh, okay, back you go. Back in there... you..." Frisk pushed him into the closet. "Okay, now we have uh..." Underfell, Underfresh, Gaster Sans, Scientist Sans, Outertale, Underswap, Undernovela. "Seven Sanses."

"woah, radical!"

"you stay out of this sansy fresh!" Regular Sans screamed. "Woah, calm down." I hugged Regular Sans. "i'm sorry, i just... i get a bad feeling when i'm around him... like he's pulling me into the freshness..."

"wait a minute," Scientist Sans said. "if you're married to him, the regular version, doesn't that mean you're also married to all of us?" They were all quiet. Frisk started laughing. "OOH (Y/N) GOT THE SKELEBOYS~" Frisk continued laughing. "i-i mean, it's true. since he's the regular version and we're all sanses, you're practically married to all of us." Scientist Sans added.

"i have an unknown wife?!" Underswap Sans asked. "I-I guess so."

"mweh heh heh!" He hugged me. "O-Okay, now we just have to sneak all of you out so we can find Flowey and we're golden!"

"but he's all knowing now." Gaster Sans took out a lollipop. "isn't he? he has information, we surely can't stand up to him. well, not without the seven souls at least."

"Ooh, the Seven Souls. Here's an interesting discussion I can finally join in!" Chara's ghost lit up from the RESET button and Frisk squeaked in fear. "Agitation, fear, deceit, apathy, anger, refusal and determination. I basically know everything about them! You see the-"

"not those." Gaster Sans added. "patience, bravery, integrity, perseverance, kindness, justice, and determination. the positives, not the negatives."

"I.. Uh..." Chara twiddled their thumbs. "Know about those, too!" They giggled nervously. Regular Sans kept glaring at Chara. Chara noticed and leaned closer to me. "Hey, (Y/N), can we talk about something important? It's private."

"Uh, okay..." I looked at all of the Sanses and they nodded, except for regular Sans who shook his head no frantically. "Excuse me for a minute then." I walked out, then out of the house. I sat in the shed since Chara told me to do so. "They're onto me, (Y/N)."

"What?" I looked at Chara confused. "I was a, um, genocidal maniac in another timeline. Your Sans knows. He was there, I killed him."

"W-Well what do you want me to do? Why are you telling me this?"

"In one timeline I've controlled you, I can do it again! We can kill them off, eliminate them. You don't need them. You want to see your friends, don't you?" Chara held out their hand. "How about a deal? You let me control your body for a few hours. Just to plan, I won't hurt anyone! I need a physical form to get more knowledge. Plus, I'll be able to lead them to Flowey."

I hesitated.

"Tick tock, (Y/N). Running quite a tight schedule here."

I shook their hand.

"Excellent."