some things that i love:

- emperor norton i of the united states. the police of san francisco had to salute him every time he walked past and i love that for him, i want that respect when i'm walking down the street.

- larry the cat. apparently he hates all men except barack obama, so i'm unsure of his stance on rishi sunak but apparently he didn't like david cameron. if we had the right to vote in my country i would vote for larry 💯💯

- liz truss vs a lettuce

- this fucking terrifying statue

- the fact that batman is an actual surname?? if ur surname is batman this is me officially proposing to you

- lawsuits against god. he has never shown up for his court date.

- the fact that the supreme court decided that tomatoes are legally a vegetable. debate in the comments.