The next night the turtles were patrolling the city then stopped on a roof of a building

Leo: master splinter has given us a very important mission for tonight the target is across the street we must use stealth and cunning to infiltrate the human world to retrieve...

He took out a shopping list

Leo: go-gurt!

Mikey: ok batman

Leo: dude what I'm just trying to hype you guys up ok?

Raph took the list out of Leo's hands

Raph: ok what else we getting? Milk, ice cream fruits
and veggies and a party sized bag of Doritos

He gave the list to Donnie

Mikey: I like cheese puffs

Donnie: he was very party sized he underlined it twice

Leo: alright Donnie your a toiletries

Donnie: got it...

Leo: Raph your stocking up the pantries and Mikey your on junk food

Mikey: yes sir!

Leo: and remember don't let any human see you because why?

All: humans are the demon scum of the earth ovoid them. Don't say 'hi' they lust to murder that which is different from them to interact with them is to die

Leo: and hey I know that sounds bad but that's what dad taught us

Mikey: i think humans seem kinda cool to be honest Beyoncé

Raph: drake!

Leo: I would love to meet Tom Holland. Look we all think humans are cool let's go!

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After the turtles got what they needed they stopped on a roof to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off in Central Park

Mikey: I wish I had hair like that

Donnie: I wish I had hair period

Leo: is high school like real life?

Raph: yeah if you go to high school you can just hijack a pray whenever you want

Mikey: wow can you imagine that?

Donnie: yeah I'm totally not jealous at all

Lizzie was walking to the movie the wearing a hoodie to hide her ears and tail but then she heard the turtles on the roof and climbed to it

Lizzie: Uh excuse me?

The turtles turn around and saw Lizzie and she saw them

Mikey: it's a human!

Donnie: we have to go-!

Lizzie: wait hold on! There's a reason I came up here!

Lizzie pulled down her hood to show her cat ears and whisker. Leo couldn't stop staring at her

Raph: she's a...

Mikey: mutant!

Leo: like us...

Lizzie: mutant? I like that! I'm it's great knowing I'm not the only mutant anymore!

Mikey: us to!

Lizzie: I'm Elizabeth but my nickname is Lizzie

Leo: these are my brother mikey Raph Donnie and Leo. Wait I'm Leo!

Lizzie blushed but then got a text from her mom and read it

Lizzie: sorry I have to go. But hopefully I'll see you again!

She climbed back down and Leo got sad

Leo: come on guys let's go

The turtles go back to the sewers

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Splinter turned the lights on right when the turtles came back

Turtles: AH!

Splinter: boys where have you been? I've been freaking out!

Leo: look we're sorry dad

Donnie: there was a lot of traffic

Mikey: there was a cat and I'm scared of cats

Raph: dude!

Mikey: what? I didn't say anything about-

Donnie: shh!

Splinter: wait a second you said you would go shopping and come right back where were you

turtles: uhh...

Leo: look we're really sorry splinter some of the guys wanted to get pizza and i tried to talk them out of it but then we met this cute girl-

Raph Donnie and Mikey: Cute?!

Splinter: what?! A girl?!

Mikey: you just ratted yourself out!

Splinter: hey! Don't use that word that way