Raph And Kim Think It Through

Sophie: previously on Tales Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja's

Mikey started fighting the mechazoid

Sophie: Mikey definitely fought off a robot!

A hear of burst into the room

Sophie: Oh also a bear.

Sophie drove away from the mechazoid

Sophie: We got attacked by Bishop and these robots called the mechazoids. I drove a car!!

A ship exploded

Sophie: Mikey got separated from his brothers but I wanted to help by learning ninjutsu!

Sophie tried to do a cartwheel but fell on the ground

Sophie: Anyway while we tried to get the mutagen we turned the pigeon into a mutant!

Pigeon Pete stood up from the trash bin

Sophie: But I take full responsibility for that!

Mikey destroyed the mechazoid

Sophie: Lastly Mikey defeated the Mechazoid but we still have a long way to go. By the end I think Mikey is a great friend and hero!

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Raph woke up in a van with two other criminals

Purple dragon 1: see I told you he was alive!

Raph: You're about to wish I wasn't you-!

He realized they tied him up with a wire

Raph: Did you tie me up with an extension cord?

Purple dragon 2: and what about it?

Raph easily broke free and stood up

Purple dragon 2: told you that was a dumb idea. Mutants are super strong and they can breathe fire!

Raph cracked his knuckles

Raph: you wanna tell me who you are before or after I crack your skulls because I have a lot of anger to work out!

Purple dragon 3: we're the-

Suddenly Kim kicked open the door holding a bat

Kim: Purple Dragons prepare to-!

She saw Raph was there too

Kim: Raph?

Raph: Kim?

Purple dragon 3: Oh great I knew we were followed!

Purple dragon 2: well you were supposed to keep a lookout!

Purple dragon 3: so it's my fault?!

Purple dragon 1: Yes!

They all started arguing while Raph and Kim looked at each other confused

Raph: You here to fight these guys?

Kim: Yeah what about you?

Raph: I am now!

They both got ready to fight and got the purple dragons attention

Raph: Alright which one of you thrift shop rejects want to go first?!

Kim: Just stay still and it won't hurt as much-

At that moment the van started moving and they both fell out of it and into a chicken factory

Kim: What the?

Raph could barley sit up

Raph: I think I broke a few ribs...

Someone in a hoodie stood over them

Raph: you're a big one any chance this is like an industrial themed hospital?

The person held a brick

Kim: Oh no you don't!

She grabbed her bat stood up and knocked it out of his hands

Kim: HA! Take that you-!

Kim was suddenly knocked unconscious by another purple dragon

Raph: Kim!! that's my friend you're messing with!!

The person in the hoodie pick up his brick again

Raph: Oh boy...

Raph was knocked unconscious by the brick

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Kim woke up Raph who was on the floor

Kim: Raph! Are you ok?

Raph sat up straight

Raph: Yeah I think so. You?

Kim: Kinda.

Kim's wrist was chained to the wall and Raph's leg was chained to the ground

Raph: Oh come on seriously?!

A few chickens ran away scared and the same person in the hoodie stood up

???: You guys are upsetting the chickens

Kim: Huh?

??? Put fake arms on a chicken

???: don't worry Sherry you're safe

Raph: What are you doing?

Kim: Also Why?

???: i'm putting arms on the chicken so they can protect themselves

Kim: Yeah well you're outnumbered

Raph: Exactly so who's going to protect you?

He stood up and was about to fight only to fall on the floor because of the chain

Raph: Right... I forgot

Kim tried not to laugh

Kim: Whoever you are let us go so this can be a fair fight!

???: I can't do that and I don't want to hurt you again

Raph stood up from the ground

Raph: Alright Gigantor you couldn't hurt me if you tried! I'm a mutant and my friend here is on the girls wrestling team!

Kim cracked her knuckles

Kim: Which means I don't need a weapon to fight slow poke-!

Hun: My name is Hun

Raph and Kim: Wait what?

Hun took off his hood

Hun: My name is Hun. Not Gigantor or slow poke. It's not ok to make fun of someone cause of their size

Kim: What do you want? An apology?

Hun: That would be nice yes

Raph: What's with you? What is this place huh? Your little street gang does chicken farming on the side?

Hun: ...I wish

Suddenly another Purple Dragon drove into the factory on her motorcycle and Hun walked up to her

Hun: Come on Angel! We talked about this!

Angel took off her helmet and got off her bike

Angel: This is my baby I'm not leaving it outside! Crime around here is crazy! We're literally in a warehouse full of criminals

Hun: the noise scares the chickens

Angel: No one cares about the chickens Hun! Forget about the chickens!

Raph: Oh what are you supposed be his mom?

Kim: Or his babysitter?

Raph and Kim high fived

Hun: This is Angel. She's not my mom or my-

Raph: we know that!

Kim: it's called teasing!

Raph: Can we just move on with this? I got places to be!

Kim: Same here! I have friends to find!

Angel: Oh what you need friends to study with? And why do you hang out with this turtle anyway?

Kim: Because he's intense and that's cool!

Raph: Thank you!

Hun: Wait you're a turtle?

Kim: of course he's a turtle what else would he be?

Hun: Uh... Crab?

Raph's eye twitched

Raph: ALRIGHT TALK TIMES OVER! Kim you with me?!

Kim: Yeah!!

Raph: time to crack some eggs

He pulled out both chains and spun them around

Raph: and buy eggs I mean your heads!

Hun: That's not funny!

Raph hit a purple dragon in the face then Kim grabbed her bat and started fighting off Angel

Angel: You really think someone like you can stop us?!

Kim: Yes! Yes I do!

Kim pushed Angel onto the floor who immediately got back up

Angel: Hun!

Kim looked behind her and saw Hun hit Raph's rib with his brick

Raph: AHH!!

Kim: Raph!

Angel suddenly tackled Kim and tied her up while Hun tied up Raph then hung him on a hook

Raph: I guess we could hang around for a little while

Kim: in retrospect I should've thought that through a bit more...

Hun: Sorry...

Angel: I told you to make sure they were secure! Bob's letting us use this place as a favor! He said not to wreck it! Kitsune is coming personally Hun. She wants to see the mutant for herself! But now we also have to deal with its girlfriend!

Raph and Kim: Wait what?!

Angel: Se they both have to stay put. You think you can handle that?!

Hun: Yes Angel...

Angel: Kitsune put us in charge! You're the strongest Dragon here but no one's gonna respect you if you don't toughen up! So brick up already! You've got one job Hun. Just watch them!

Angel pushed passed Hun and walked away

Raph: Great. At least no one will think to look for us in an abandoned chicken factory with sad Shaq over here. Kim any ideas?

Kim: I'm not the person you should be asking that. Rebecca is the idea person not me

Raph: I know how you feel.

He looked back at Hun who picked up a chicken

Raph: Hey big man, Earl, Honk, whatever your name is!

Kim: I think it's Hans

Raph: Doesn't matter! Can you get a little closer? I have a secret to tell you

Kim: Then we'll kick your butt!

Hun: No. What did I do to deserve all this attitude? Seriously? You broke my ribs

Kim: Knocked me unconscious

Raph: and kidnapped us!

Hun: you guys attacked us first!

Kim: What are you five?!

Raph: Also you chained us in a chicken factory!

Hun put the chicken back on the floor

Hun: It's not a factory. They're humanely treated. Bob said so.

Raph: Yeah I mean I'm sure the giant death plucker hanging from the ceiling is it's just for decoration

Kim: i'd point to it if my hands weren't tied behind my back

Raph: Look Bob lied man. Not to mention it's like one hundred degrees in here ok? There's nothing humane about lacking an air conditioner

Kim: seriously how are you even in a hoodie?

Hun suddenly attacked Raph but was really bad at it

Raph: Oh my god is this how you fight?!

Hun bit his leg

Raph: Ow! Did you just bite me?! You fight like a hungry sixth grader.

Kim: Ok that's it!!

Kim tripped Hun and he fell on the floor while Raph spun around a few times

Raph: If I throw up I hope some of it gets on you...

Kim: I hope somehow it gets on video

Hun just sat on the ground

Hun: That's gross...

He started petting another chicken

Hun: Sorry about the violence Becks. I'm gonna get you out of here. All of you

Raph was even more confused

Raph: What you're an animal liberator? Liberate me! I'm an animal!

Kim: untie me so I can help youwith the liberating!

Hun: I'm sorry again...

Raph: And you're bad at this! We're your prisoners! I mean you don't have to apologize to me. How are you in a position of authority here? It baffles me!

Kim: How did you even manage to kidnap us? We both had weapons!

Hun: I don't know. I'm the biggest the strongest. The other Dragons... I have to protect them

Kim looked at Raph

Kim: Follow my lead

She looked back at Hun

Kim: I felt weak for a long time. Being pushed around and made fun of was the worst. So I got stronger and stood up for myself! But instead of hurting the people I protected others who they wanted to hurt

Raph understood what Kim was doing

Raph: Same here! I try to get stronger every single day but sometimes...

All: It's not enough...

They all looked at each other shocked

Hun: So I carry Bicky to remind me to be stronger

Kim tried not to laugh

Kim: Bricky?

Raph: Yeah you've really gotta workshop that name I mean 'Brick Cage' feels like an obvious winner, if you ask me. How about how about 'Brick Jagger'?

Kim: I'd go with 'Wrecking Brick'!

A few chickens made more noise and ran around

Raph: Yeah I still don't understand how there's a chicken plucking factory in the city

Kim: i've literally never seen this place before

Hun: We're just borrowing it until we get our own place.

Raph: what's their problem anyway?

Hun: I don't think they like you. They find your energy unsettling obviously.

Raph looked up and saw a mechazoid through the window on the roof

Raph: It's a Mechazoid!

Kim: A Mechazoid?

Hun: What's a Mechazoid?

Raph: Yes! A Mechazoid! There these- look it's complicated ok? There's a weird killer robot out there hunting for me and my brothers and my friend!

Hun: What's it doing up there?

Kim: And how do we stop it?

Raph: I don't know and I don't know! Maybe it's waiting up there for the right moment or maybe it got banged up like I did and it's fixing itself

Kim: So that's good! If we get out of here now stopping it will be easier!

Raph: Exactly!

He looked back at Hun

Raph: Hun you have to untie us!

Hun: I can't...

Raph: Look we're trying to help you Hun! That thing's gonna come in here and tear us up.

Kim: Probably the chickens too! Do you want that?!

Hun: Do YOU know how mad Kitsune would be?!

Raph: big bad leader of the Purple Dragons. You act like she's some kind of boogeyman. I mean maybe she scares you but not me

Kim: Or me! She probably talks a big game but really isn't a threat at-

Suddenly they all heard a motorcycle outside

Hun: She's here!

Hun put his hood over his head as the other purple dragons and their leader walked in

Kitsune was just an old lady so Raph and Kim started laughing

Raph: Are you for real? This is your big boss? The one you're all afraid of? Show a little backbone Hun

Purple Dragons: Shhh!!

Kim: What? He's not wrong! What are you? 80 years old or something? Probably scared you'll break a hip!

Hun: Are you crazy?!

Kitsune: Angel what do you have for me?

Angel: It's one of the mutants that helped save the city from whatever that thing was the big monster. Two of my guys fished it out of the river.

Kitsune looked at Kim who glared at her

Kitsune: And what about this one?

Angel: she burst in trying to stop us but we think she could be valuable member to the purple dragons

Kim: HA! I'm a hero not a villain. Also I hate purple

Kitsune: You don't have a choice

Raph: Look Kitsune or whoever you are I appreciate that you got your little street gang going on in there matching colors doing your little crimes or whatever but you need to let us go right now or I swear I'll-!

Kitsune was just texting on her phone

Kim: Hello?! Can't you see he's threatening you?!

Raph: My point is we're going to get out of this and kick the living snots out of all of you!

Kim: We'll go easy on an old lady like you!

Kitsune: Right and you haven't done this already because?

Raph and Kim didn't say anything

Kitsune: That's what I thought

Raph: What do you even want with me anyway?

Kim: also I'm not joining this little criminal group!

Kitsune: I'll get to you soon enough

She looked back at Raph

Kitsune: As it turns out there are several international buyers interested in having a mutant specimen all their own and are willing to pay an exorbitant price to procure one

Kim: Oh frick...

Raph: Uh what?

Kim: They're selling you Raph!

Raph: What?!?

Kitsune: Good girl. Get the mutant ready for shipment and get the girl a purple jacket

Kim: I have a name but like I would tell you!

Kitsune got a phone call and walked away

Raph: Ok whoa let's just talk about this!

Raph and Kim saw the mechazoid through the window again

Kim: I almost forgot about that thing

Raph looked back at Kitsune

Raph: Hey lady! Kitsune! There's an evil robot that's gonna come in here and wipe out your stupid Purple Dragons if you don't let us go! You got to believe me!

Kim: seriously just turn around then you'll see it!

Kitsune: ...Really? Not the police or even your other mutant friends but an evil robot? Next time try something believable

She walked away again and Hun stood in front of them

Hun: Sorry. But I did really like talking to you guys

Raph: I should... I should try...

Mikey: Sometimes you get farther with a smile and a kind word. Just saying.

Raph: Yeah sure Mikey. Next time I'm in a fight I'll just tell jokes!

Raph: I should try talking to you. Maybe tell you a joke!

Kim: Oh! Make them angry!

Raph: Yeah!

They both looked back at Hum

Raph: Hey Hun! Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Hun: What?

Raph: So I can eat it!

Purple dragon: Haha! It doesn't make sense but that's why I like it

Kim: Yep! And it was delicious!

Raph: How do you offend a chicken? You roast it!

Hun: Hey that's not funny!

Kim: My turn! Why don't chickens like people? Because people beat eggs!

The other purple dragon started laughing except Hun

Angel: That's a good one right Hun?

Hun: Are all of these jokes going to be about hurting chickens?

Raph: Probably yeah! What day of the week are chickens afraid of?

Hun: Don't say Friday!

Kim: To late!

Raph and Kim: Friday!

Everyone kept laughing but Hun just got more angry

Hun: What are you doing?!

Raph: I'm taking my brother's advice and I'm buying time

Hun: For what?

Kim: 3... 2... 1!!

The mechazoid crashed through the window and landed in front of them

Raph: For that!

Purple dragon: What the heck is that?

Hun: It's an evil robot killing machine! The turtle wasn't lying! Get it!!

The purple dragons attacked the mechazoid all at once but it fought back while Hun protected the chickens

Angel hit the mechazoid with Kim's bat only to be electrocuted and fell on the ground

Raph: HEY MECH!!

The mechazoid looked at Raph

Raph: what are you waiting for?! I'm right here!

Kim: Me too! If you're after humans come after me!

The mechazoid used its chainsaw hand to cut them both free

Kim: Haha! Finally!

They looked up and saw the robot right above them

Raph: ok maybe this is why Leo makes the plans and Lizzie trusts him so much

A chicken sat on Kim's shoulder and the Mechazoid just smacked it away. Hun turned around and saw that happen

Hun: Sherry!!

Hun tackled the Mechazoid by himself and hit it with his brick multiple times

Kim: Can we go now?

Raph: Yeah we're good!

Raph and Kim stood up to leave but saw the mechazoid beat up the rest of the purple dragons

Kim: We're not actually going to help them are we?

Raph: of course we're stupid!

They both heard Hun scream

Raph: Ok fine!

Kim: This should be fun-!

Suddenly Angel attacked them with Raph's sai's but he held back her arms

Angel: I can't let you leave!

Raph: Leave? We're trying to save you guys!

Angel: Kitsune said-!

Kim: your leader ditched you because she's a coward!

Raph: Now get out of my way or help me

Hun called for Angel and she saw him in danger

Angel: Hun-!

Raph: i'll take my weapons back!

Raph grabbed one sai and Kim kicked the other out of Angel's hand

They each grabbed one and threw them right into the Mechazoid's head then Hun kicked it onto the ground

Raph and Hun continued to fight it while Kim picked up a metal bat

Kim: This should help!

Kim ran towards the machazoid and Raph kicked it in the chest then she knocked its head right off

All: YES!!

Kim: That was epic!

At that moment the mechazoid turned back on and stood up without its head

Hun: What?! That's not fair! We chopped its head off!

Kim: that thing is like a zombie now!

The three of them tried to fight off the robot but it grabbed Hun by the shirt, tried to stomp on Kim but she blocked it with her bat and finally attacked Raph with its chainsaw hand but he blocked it with his sai

Kim: Raph...

Suddenly ngel knocked the chicken grinding machine onto the machazoid

Angel: Get plucked!

She turned on the machine completely destroying the robot which exploded

Then Raph and Kim helped each other stand up

Raph: All right that was... that was pretty good. Just give me a minute if we're gonna fight now

Kim: I need like a drink of water or something...

Raph saw 'Bishop robotics' written on the robots head

Hun: We're not going to fight

Raph and Kim: Huh?

Angel: Fine. You saved Hun. He's a big idiot but he's my idiot so we're even

Raph: Wait You... you mean...

Kim: you're really-

Angel: Just get out of here. I'll tell Kitsune you both escaped

Raph: Yeah fine. Hey Hun see you on the other side of the road which I'm about to cross

Kim: hey maybe we'll see you on a Friday!

Hun: Your jokes are bad

Raph and Kim left the factory

Hun: Bob's gonna be mad we wrecked his place.

Angel: Yeah. We'll tell him the mutant did it.

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Meanwhile Raph and Kim stole Angel's bike to leave. Kim was holding onto Raph

Raph: Good work back there!

Kim: You too maybe you could teach me a few things!

Raph: Definitely! But what are you doing there anyway?

Kim: I'm looking for Rebecca and Sophie. Trying to see if these criminals had anything to do with them going missing

Raph: I'm looking for my brothers and Lizzie. We got separated too. By the way really impressive lying! Almost sounded like you were being honest

Kim just looked at him

Raph: Oh... Uh... if it helps I don't think you're weak

Kim: Thanks

They both blushed but Kim snapped out of it

Kim: Y-You want to find your brothers and Lizzie or not?!

Raph: Duh!

He drove even faster

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