Raph And Kim Think It Through
Sophie: previously on Tales Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja's
Mikey started fighting the mechazoid
Sophie: Mikey definitely fought off a robot!
A hear of burst into the room
Sophie: Oh also a bear.
Sophie drove away from the mechazoid
Sophie: We got attacked by Bishop and these robots called the mechazoids. I drove a car!!
A ship exploded
Sophie: Mikey got separated from his brothers but I wanted to help by learning ninjutsu!
Sophie tried to do a cartwheel but fell on the ground
Sophie: Anyway while we tried to get the mutagen we turned the pigeon into a mutant!
Pigeon Pete stood up from the trash bin
Sophie: But I take full responsibility for that!
Mikey destroyed the mechazoid
Sophie: Lastly Mikey defeated the Mechazoid but we still have a long way to go. By the end I think Mikey is a great friend and hero!
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Raph woke up in a van with two other criminals
Purple dragon 1: see I told you he was alive!
Raph: You're about to wish I wasn't you-!
He realized they tied him up with a wire
Raph: Did you tie me up with an extension cord?
Purple dragon 2: and what about it?
Raph easily broke free and stood up
Purple dragon 2: told you that was a dumb idea. Mutants are super strong and they can breathe fire!
Raph cracked his knuckles
Raph: you wanna tell me who you are before or after I crack your skulls because I have a lot of anger to work out!
Purple dragon 3: we're the-
Suddenly Kim kicked open the door holding a bat
Kim: Purple Dragons prepare to-!
She saw Raph was there too
Kim: Raph?
Raph: Kim?
Purple dragon 3: Oh great I knew we were followed!
Purple dragon 2: well you were supposed to keep a lookout!
Purple dragon 3: so it's my fault?!
Purple dragon 1: Yes!
They all started arguing while Raph and Kim looked at each other confused
Raph: You here to fight these guys?
Kim: Yeah what about you?
Raph: I am now!
They both got ready to fight and got the purple dragons attention
Raph: Alright which one of you thrift shop rejects want to go first?!
Kim: Just stay still and it won't hurt as much-
At that moment the van started moving and they both fell out of it and into a chicken factory
Kim: What the?
Raph could barley sit up
Raph: I think I broke a few ribs...
Someone in a hoodie stood over them
Raph: you're a big one any chance this is like an industrial themed hospital?
The person held a brick
Kim: Oh no you don't!
She grabbed her bat stood up and knocked it out of his hands
Kim: HA! Take that you-!
Kim was suddenly knocked unconscious by another purple dragon
Raph: Kim!! that's my friend you're messing with!!
The person in the hoodie pick up his brick again
Raph: Oh boy...
Raph was knocked unconscious by the brick
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Kim woke up Raph who was on the floor
Kim: Raph! Are you ok?
Raph sat up straight
Raph: Yeah I think so. You?
Kim: Kinda.
Kim's wrist was chained to the wall and Raph's leg was chained to the ground
Raph: Oh come on seriously?!
A few chickens ran away scared and the same person in the hoodie stood up
???: You guys are upsetting the chickens
Kim: Huh?
??? Put fake arms on a chicken
???: don't worry Sherry you're safe
Raph: What are you doing?
Kim: Also Why?
???: i'm putting arms on the chicken so they can protect themselves
Kim: Yeah well you're outnumbered
Raph: Exactly so who's going to protect you?
He stood up and was about to fight only to fall on the floor because of the chain
Raph: Right... I forgot
Kim tried not to laugh
Kim: Whoever you are let us go so this can be a fair fight!
???: I can't do that and I don't want to hurt you again
Raph stood up from the ground
Raph: Alright Gigantor you couldn't hurt me if you tried! I'm a mutant and my friend here is on the girls wrestling team!
Kim cracked her knuckles
Kim: Which means I don't need a weapon to fight slow poke-!
Hun: My name is Hun
Raph and Kim: Wait what?
Hun took off his hood
Hun: My name is Hun. Not Gigantor or slow poke. It's not ok to make fun of someone cause of their size
Kim: What do you want? An apology?
Hun: That would be nice yes
Raph: What's with you? What is this place huh? Your little street gang does chicken farming on the side?
Hun: ...I wish
Suddenly another Purple Dragon drove into the factory on her motorcycle and Hun walked up to her
Hun: Come on Angel! We talked about this!
Angel took off her helmet and got off her bike
Angel: This is my baby I'm not leaving it outside! Crime around here is crazy! We're literally in a warehouse full of criminals
Hun: the noise scares the chickens
Angel: No one cares about the chickens Hun! Forget about the chickens!
Raph: Oh what are you supposed be his mom?
Kim: Or his babysitter?
Raph and Kim high fived
Hun: This is Angel. She's not my mom or my-
Raph: we know that!
Kim: it's called teasing!
Raph: Can we just move on with this? I got places to be!
Kim: Same here! I have friends to find!
Angel: Oh what you need friends to study with? And why do you hang out with this turtle anyway?
Kim: Because he's intense and that's cool!
Raph: Thank you!
Hun: Wait you're a turtle?
Kim: of course he's a turtle what else would he be?
Hun: Uh... Crab?
Raph's eye twitched
Raph: ALRIGHT TALK TIMES OVER! Kim you with me?!
Kim: Yeah!!
Raph: time to crack some eggs
He pulled out both chains and spun them around
Raph: and buy eggs I mean your heads!
Hun: That's not funny!
Raph hit a purple dragon in the face then Kim grabbed her bat and started fighting off Angel
Angel: You really think someone like you can stop us?!
Kim: Yes! Yes I do!
Kim pushed Angel onto the floor who immediately got back up
Angel: Hun!
Kim looked behind her and saw Hun hit Raph's rib with his brick
Raph: AHH!!
Kim: Raph!
Angel suddenly tackled Kim and tied her up while Hun tied up Raph then hung him on a hook
Raph: I guess we could hang around for a little while
Kim: in retrospect I should've thought that through a bit more...
Hun: Sorry...
Angel: I told you to make sure they were secure! Bob's letting us use this place as a favor! He said not to wreck it! Kitsune is coming personally Hun. She wants to see the mutant for herself! But now we also have to deal with its girlfriend!
Raph and Kim: Wait what?!
Angel: Se they both have to stay put. You think you can handle that?!
Hun: Yes Angel...
Angel: Kitsune put us in charge! You're the strongest Dragon here but no one's gonna respect you if you don't toughen up! So brick up already! You've got one job Hun. Just watch them!
Angel pushed passed Hun and walked away
Raph: Great. At least no one will think to look for us in an abandoned chicken factory with sad Shaq over here. Kim any ideas?
Kim: I'm not the person you should be asking that. Rebecca is the idea person not me
Raph: I know how you feel.
He looked back at Hun who picked up a chicken
Raph: Hey big man, Earl, Honk, whatever your name is!
Kim: I think it's Hans
Raph: Doesn't matter! Can you get a little closer? I have a secret to tell you
Kim: Then we'll kick your butt!
Hun: No. What did I do to deserve all this attitude? Seriously? You broke my ribs
Kim: Knocked me unconscious
Raph: and kidnapped us!
Hun: you guys attacked us first!
Kim: What are you five?!
Raph: Also you chained us in a chicken factory!
Hun put the chicken back on the floor
Hun: It's not a factory. They're humanely treated. Bob said so.
Raph: Yeah I mean I'm sure the giant death plucker hanging from the ceiling is it's just for decoration
Kim: i'd point to it if my hands weren't tied behind my back
Raph: Look Bob lied man. Not to mention it's like one hundred degrees in here ok? There's nothing humane about lacking an air conditioner
Kim: seriously how are you even in a hoodie?
Hun suddenly attacked Raph but was really bad at it
Raph: Oh my god is this how you fight?!
Hun bit his leg
Raph: Ow! Did you just bite me?! You fight like a hungry sixth grader.
Kim: Ok that's it!!
Kim tripped Hun and he fell on the floor while Raph spun around a few times
Raph: If I throw up I hope some of it gets on you...
Kim: I hope somehow it gets on video
Hun just sat on the ground
Hun: That's gross...
He started petting another chicken
Hun: Sorry about the violence Becks. I'm gonna get you out of here. All of you
Raph was even more confused
Raph: What you're an animal liberator? Liberate me! I'm an animal!
Kim: untie me so I can help youwith the liberating!
Hun: I'm sorry again...
Raph: And you're bad at this! We're your prisoners! I mean you don't have to apologize to me. How are you in a position of authority here? It baffles me!
Kim: How did you even manage to kidnap us? We both had weapons!
Hun: I don't know. I'm the biggest the strongest. The other Dragons... I have to protect them
Kim looked at Raph
Kim: Follow my lead
She looked back at Hun
Kim: I felt weak for a long time. Being pushed around and made fun of was the worst. So I got stronger and stood up for myself! But instead of hurting the people I protected others who they wanted to hurt
Raph understood what Kim was doing
Raph: Same here! I try to get stronger every single day but sometimes...
All: It's not enough...
They all looked at each other shocked
Hun: So I carry Bicky to remind me to be stronger
Kim tried not to laugh
Kim: Bricky?
Raph: Yeah you've really gotta workshop that name I mean 'Brick Cage' feels like an obvious winner, if you ask me. How about how about 'Brick Jagger'?
Kim: I'd go with 'Wrecking Brick'!
A few chickens made more noise and ran around
Raph: Yeah I still don't understand how there's a chicken plucking factory in the city
Kim: i've literally never seen this place before
Hun: We're just borrowing it until we get our own place.
Raph: what's their problem anyway?
Hun: I don't think they like you. They find your energy unsettling obviously.
Raph looked up and saw a mechazoid through the window on the roof
Raph: It's a Mechazoid!
Kim: A Mechazoid?
Hun: What's a Mechazoid?
Raph: Yes! A Mechazoid! There these- look it's complicated ok? There's a weird killer robot out there hunting for me and my brothers and my friend!
Hun: What's it doing up there?
Kim: And how do we stop it?
Raph: I don't know and I don't know! Maybe it's waiting up there for the right moment or maybe it got banged up like I did and it's fixing itself
Kim: So that's good! If we get out of here now stopping it will be easier!
Raph: Exactly!
He looked back at Hun
Raph: Hun you have to untie us!
Hun: I can't...
Raph: Look we're trying to help you Hun! That thing's gonna come in here and tear us up.
Kim: Probably the chickens too! Do you want that?!
Hun: Do YOU know how mad Kitsune would be?!
Raph: big bad leader of the Purple Dragons. You act like she's some kind of boogeyman. I mean maybe she scares you but not me
Kim: Or me! She probably talks a big game but really isn't a threat at-
Suddenly they all heard a motorcycle outside
Hun: She's here!
Hun put his hood over his head as the other purple dragons and their leader walked in
Kitsune was just an old lady so Raph and Kim started laughing
Raph: Are you for real? This is your big boss? The one you're all afraid of? Show a little backbone Hun
Purple Dragons: Shhh!!
Kim: What? He's not wrong! What are you? 80 years old or something? Probably scared you'll break a hip!
Hun: Are you crazy?!
Kitsune: Angel what do you have for me?
Angel: It's one of the mutants that helped save the city from whatever that thing was the big monster. Two of my guys fished it out of the river.
Kitsune looked at Kim who glared at her
Kitsune: And what about this one?
Angel: she burst in trying to stop us but we think she could be valuable member to the purple dragons
Kim: HA! I'm a hero not a villain. Also I hate purple
Kitsune: You don't have a choice
Raph: Look Kitsune or whoever you are I appreciate that you got your little street gang going on in there matching colors doing your little crimes or whatever but you need to let us go right now or I swear I'll-!
Kitsune was just texting on her phone
Kim: Hello?! Can't you see he's threatening you?!
Raph: My point is we're going to get out of this and kick the living snots out of all of you!
Kim: We'll go easy on an old lady like you!
Kitsune: Right and you haven't done this already because?
Raph and Kim didn't say anything
Kitsune: That's what I thought
Raph: What do you even want with me anyway?
Kim: also I'm not joining this little criminal group!
Kitsune: I'll get to you soon enough
She looked back at Raph
Kitsune: As it turns out there are several international buyers interested in having a mutant specimen all their own and are willing to pay an exorbitant price to procure one
Kim: Oh frick...
Raph: Uh what?
Kim: They're selling you Raph!
Raph: What?!?
Kitsune: Good girl. Get the mutant ready for shipment and get the girl a purple jacket
Kim: I have a name but like I would tell you!
Kitsune got a phone call and walked away
Raph: Ok whoa let's just talk about this!
Raph and Kim saw the mechazoid through the window again
Kim: I almost forgot about that thing
Raph looked back at Kitsune
Raph: Hey lady! Kitsune! There's an evil robot that's gonna come in here and wipe out your stupid Purple Dragons if you don't let us go! You got to believe me!
Kim: seriously just turn around then you'll see it!
Kitsune: ...Really? Not the police or even your other mutant friends but an evil robot? Next time try something believable
She walked away again and Hun stood in front of them
Hun: Sorry. But I did really like talking to you guys
Raph: I should... I should try...
Mikey: Sometimes you get farther with a smile and a kind word. Just saying.
Raph: Yeah sure Mikey. Next time I'm in a fight I'll just tell jokes!
Raph: I should try talking to you. Maybe tell you a joke!
Kim: Oh! Make them angry!
Raph: Yeah!
They both looked back at Hum
Raph: Hey Hun! Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Hun: What?
Raph: So I can eat it!
Purple dragon: Haha! It doesn't make sense but that's why I like it
Kim: Yep! And it was delicious!
Raph: How do you offend a chicken? You roast it!
Hun: Hey that's not funny!
Kim: My turn! Why don't chickens like people? Because people beat eggs!
The other purple dragon started laughing except Hun
Angel: That's a good one right Hun?
Hun: Are all of these jokes going to be about hurting chickens?
Raph: Probably yeah! What day of the week are chickens afraid of?
Hun: Don't say Friday!
Kim: To late!
Raph and Kim: Friday!
Everyone kept laughing but Hun just got more angry
Hun: What are you doing?!
Raph: I'm taking my brother's advice and I'm buying time
Hun: For what?
Kim: 3... 2... 1!!
The mechazoid crashed through the window and landed in front of them
Raph: For that!
Purple dragon: What the heck is that?
Hun: It's an evil robot killing machine! The turtle wasn't lying! Get it!!
The purple dragons attacked the mechazoid all at once but it fought back while Hun protected the chickens
Angel hit the mechazoid with Kim's bat only to be electrocuted and fell on the ground
Raph: HEY MECH!!
The mechazoid looked at Raph
Raph: what are you waiting for?! I'm right here!
Kim: Me too! If you're after humans come after me!
The mechazoid used its chainsaw hand to cut them both free
Kim: Haha! Finally!
They looked up and saw the robot right above them
Raph: ok maybe this is why Leo makes the plans and Lizzie trusts him so much
A chicken sat on Kim's shoulder and the Mechazoid just smacked it away. Hun turned around and saw that happen
Hun: Sherry!!
Hun tackled the Mechazoid by himself and hit it with his brick multiple times
Kim: Can we go now?
Raph: Yeah we're good!
Raph and Kim stood up to leave but saw the mechazoid beat up the rest of the purple dragons
Kim: We're not actually going to help them are we?
Raph: of course we're stupid!
They both heard Hun scream
Raph: Ok fine!
Kim: This should be fun-!
Suddenly Angel attacked them with Raph's sai's but he held back her arms
Angel: I can't let you leave!
Raph: Leave? We're trying to save you guys!
Angel: Kitsune said-!
Kim: your leader ditched you because she's a coward!
Raph: Now get out of my way or help me
Hun called for Angel and she saw him in danger
Angel: Hun-!
Raph: i'll take my weapons back!
Raph grabbed one sai and Kim kicked the other out of Angel's hand
They each grabbed one and threw them right into the Mechazoid's head then Hun kicked it onto the ground
Raph and Hun continued to fight it while Kim picked up a metal bat
Kim: This should help!
Kim ran towards the machazoid and Raph kicked it in the chest then she knocked its head right off
All: YES!!
Kim: That was epic!
At that moment the mechazoid turned back on and stood up without its head
Hun: What?! That's not fair! We chopped its head off!
Kim: that thing is like a zombie now!
The three of them tried to fight off the robot but it grabbed Hun by the shirt, tried to stomp on Kim but she blocked it with her bat and finally attacked Raph with its chainsaw hand but he blocked it with his sai
Kim: Raph...
Suddenly ngel knocked the chicken grinding machine onto the machazoid
Angel: Get plucked!
She turned on the machine completely destroying the robot which exploded
Then Raph and Kim helped each other stand up
Raph: All right that was... that was pretty good. Just give me a minute if we're gonna fight now
Kim: I need like a drink of water or something...
Raph saw 'Bishop robotics' written on the robots head
Hun: We're not going to fight
Raph and Kim: Huh?
Angel: Fine. You saved Hun. He's a big idiot but he's my idiot so we're even
Raph: Wait You... you mean...
Kim: you're really-
Angel: Just get out of here. I'll tell Kitsune you both escaped
Raph: Yeah fine. Hey Hun see you on the other side of the road which I'm about to cross
Kim: hey maybe we'll see you on a Friday!
Hun: Your jokes are bad
Raph and Kim left the factory
Hun: Bob's gonna be mad we wrecked his place.
Angel: Yeah. We'll tell him the mutant did it.
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Meanwhile Raph and Kim stole Angel's bike to leave. Kim was holding onto Raph
Raph: Good work back there!
Kim: You too maybe you could teach me a few things!
Raph: Definitely! But what are you doing there anyway?
Kim: I'm looking for Rebecca and Sophie. Trying to see if these criminals had anything to do with them going missing
Raph: I'm looking for my brothers and Lizzie. We got separated too. By the way really impressive lying! Almost sounded like you were being honest
Kim just looked at him
Raph: Oh... Uh... if it helps I don't think you're weak
Kim: Thanks
They both blushed but Kim snapped out of it
Kim: Y-You want to find your brothers and Lizzie or not?!
Raph: Duh!
He drove even faster
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