A/n: right off the bat with a slightly dirty oneshot for all you sinners that gave been asking.

You didn't want the money, the title or the perks. Just the love and more importantly... him. In all the years you've known L, you've just been thinking 'show me your teeth boy, are they good at biting?'

But of course, you never said anything.

You kept professional and all that shit, but lately this thirst has been affecting the way you work. You honestly wouldn't be surprised if you died from thirst. Just gazing at the man was enough to make your mind spiral into the depths of something you'd see in a hentai.

You'd been paying less attention, you were falling behind on work, you were zoning out a lot, and it seemed these things were obvious to everyone but you.

"Maybe you should go to bed"

You snapped out of your thoughts to see L looking down at you.

"What? Why?"

"You've been acting very strangely, get some rest you must be tired" he said.

"Wha- oh, no I'm ok" you said.

"You sure?"

"Yeah, I'm sure"

"Alright, get your work done then"

He turned back to his computer and you turned back to yours, you stared into your blank screen again, letting yourself zone out again, but about 3 minutes later, you felt someone pick you up from under the shoulders.

"Huh? What are you-"

"Go to bed (y/n)"

You were pushed down the hall by L, you didn't fight back since you were too focused on where L was putting his hands.

He shoved you into your room and looked down at you.

"You need to rest up, get back your energy so you can work better" L said.

"But I'm not tired" you said.

"Then why have you been zoning out and falling behind? Are you sick?"

"No, I'm not sick"

"Then what's the problem?"

"You"

"Me?"

You pushed against his shoulders and pinned him up against a wall.

"You're just sitting there looking naturally attractive, it makes a girl all hot and bothered when a guy is like that" you said.

"Wait, wha-"

"It's you just being you, it's so... arousing"

"Wait so, the reason you're not yourself, if because I arouse you?" L said.

"Correct"

There was a silence for a moment. You were suddenly pushed backwards, landing in the bed with a thud.

"Well, we'll have to do something about that won't we?"