Human school (part 2)


This chapter is going to be extra long, so bear with me, ok?

(Kevin's p.o.v)

I was walking down the hallway with my buds Nazz, Rolf and Nat. Even though me and Nazz just broke up, she says she still wants us to hang out. I didn't have the heart to tell her how awkward it made me feel.

"So, that new Ed-boy, he's freaky, yes?" Said Rolf trying to break the silence.

"Yes, and sexy too." Said Nat. He's pan, he says he's attracted to anyone with a booty, no matter if they're a girl or boy or neither. "What? Stop looking at me like I'm on crack!"

"Rolf is right dude, he is kinda freaky." Nazz was silent the whole time. "Nazz?"

"Huh?"

"You're being quiet? Something wrong?" I asked.

"No. Why do you ask?"

"You've hardly said anything since the new guy came."

"Whaaat? Psh. That's not true." She said with an awkward laugh.

"Nazz acts strange just like the new Ed-boy." Said Rolf.

"I'm not! Ok?" She snapped. "I'm just... Thinking about stuff."

We all looked at her concerned.

(Nazz's p.o.v)

It's him.

He's here.

But why? What is he doing here? That's no new guy, that's Edward, the prince of Hell. I would recognize him anywhere. I thought I had escaped from them when I came here. I thought I'd never see anyone from the underworld again. But he's here, in my neighbourhood, in my school, in my class, across from the room. I pray he doesn't recognize his own kind. But it's bound to happen. Us demons, we have a sense, we sense when one of us is near. Soon he'll recognize me. He'll tell his father I'm here, then his father will tell Beelzebub, and Beelzebub will tell Lucifer, and Lucifer will tell Satan. And Satan will know one of his subjects left home and send his guards to take me back! After I left class that day he first came, I sprayed myself with a whole bottle of channel, in the hopes it would mask my scent. So he'd smell perfume and not his own kind.

I'm panicking, but I shouldn't, because I think he senses fear too. Wait! It doesn't matter who tells who that I'm here on earth. Satan always has a way of knowing things. Like he has eyes all over. He probably already knows!

(Kevin's p.o.v)

I can see Nazz sweating through her concealer. I wonder what has gotten into her.

(Edd's p.o.v)

"I hate this! Why is it so crowded. And why do we have to come here. There's nothing these people can teach us that we don't already know! It's boring!" Bel- Eddy, complained. It will take time to get used to our new names and new forms.

"As do I Eddy, but it's the easiest way to study humans and their ways."

"We can study humans from home! From Books! Television!"

"Yes, but we can gather much more accurate information about humans from observation than we can from a- a television!" I let out a sigh. "If you don't want to do this, you can just return to Hell."

"Oh, believe me sire, I would if I could. But king Asmodeus gave me specific orders. If I go home without their son they'll have my head!"

"Hush your voice Eddy, we're getting odd looks." I said softly, but loud enough for him to hear. I looked around to see people staring at me. I've been getting strange looks all day, don't these people have anything better to do than stare at me like a bunch of morons. I pulled my notebook out of my jacket.

Note: Humans tend to stare an awful lot, I wish I understood why.

The bell rang, signalling that it was time for our next class to begin very soon. Belphagor and I went our separate ways for we had different period 3 classes. When I got to class I took my seat near the corner of the room, so I can observe the mortals from a distance. This class was boring, there was no need to pay attention to information I already know. I've been around for over 18 thousand years, I know a thing or two. I'm older than everyone in the classroom combined!

I felt someone gaze upon me, I could sense their presence. I can recognize who they are, I don't need to look directly at them. It was him, the boy from my first period class. The one with the red hair and forest green eyes. I must say, he is very attractive, like an incubus. I slowly turned head toward him and looked him directly in the eye. His face turned white and he quickly looked away. He was sitting all the way on the other side of the classroom, behind that Nazz girl. I can't put my finger on it, but she looks familiar. Like I've seen her before, or someone like her.

(Kevin's p.o.v)

I was watching Eddward, I know it sounds kind of stalker-ish when I say it out loud... or in my head. But I promise you it's not in the creepy way. He's just... different. Not bad different, just different. But I can't help but get this weird feeling when I around him. His cold hearted smile, the way he looks like he's always up to something, the way he speaks like he has no time for anyone's bullshit. And how he's super pale like he's never even seen sunlight before. He gives me the chills like I'm subconsciously scared of him, even if I don't feel scared around him. I'm Kevin fucking Barr! I'm scared of no one, why is he different.

Just then he looked back at me, right in the eyes. When he looks at you, it doesn't feel like he's looking at you. It feels like he's looking through you and reading your thoughts. I quickly looked away embarrassed. Then for what ever reason I looked back at him to see if he was still staring at me. Thank God he wasn't. He was writing something down in his note book again. I wonder what he writes in there. Is it school notes, is it a diary or something? I don't think he's the type of guy to own a diary. I was looking at him again, every so often he would look around, stare at different people, make this weird look on his face like he was thinking hard about something, and then wrote in his notebook.

I wish I could see his notebook, I'm kind of curious about what he writes. But the last time I saw him writing, it looked like he was writing a bunch of random letters. Did he do that because he's bored? Does he not know how to write in English? That's stupid Kevin! Of course he does. Why am I even thinking this hard about him? He's just some random new guy who moved here from Seattle. But there's something about him that makes him different. And not just because of the way he looks. He was wearing all black again today. Is he goth or something? He looked really bored, like he doesn't want to be here, but yet again, who would.

"Eddward." The teacher called. "You're not paying attention to the lesson, do you care to tell me what we are talking about?" He closed his notebook and looked back up at her slowly.

"I believe we are talking about the Great Depression and the effects that it had on the community."

(Edd's p.o.v)

The teacher looked at me unamused. "That is correct, I'll get back to the lesson." That's what I thought!

I stopped paying attention to the lesson, I don't need to learn about the Great Depression. I lived through it. History class is a bore. I may be quite young compared to other demons, but I've been around long enough to know all of this. In Hell I guess I would still be considered an adolescent. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm older and more experienced than everybody here. I bet I know more than this teacher of ours.

"Eddward!" What is with this woman?

"Yes Madame?"

"How long did the Great Depression last?"

"From 1929-1939 why do you ask?"

"Because you're not even looking at the board!" I looked up to see her awful writing all over the board. "We're taking notes now!" I looked around to see everyone taking notes.

"Oh, I suppose you are." I don't see the need to copy this information, I already know it. She looked like she was getting angry now.

"When the teacher writes notes down on the board you copy them down. That's how it works in a classroom! You've been going for school for how long? About 14 years, since kinder garden. You should know how it works by now!" She raised her voice.

Who does this old hag think she is? I am a prince! You do not raise your voice at royalty! But I guess I cannot make that argument if I am here undercover. But I can't just let her yell at me without putting up a fight, it would be against everything I stand for.

Everyone in the classroom was staring at us now, but I'm used to the stares by now.

"Actually Madame, I'll have you know, that I have not stepped foot in a classroom until yesterday. So no, I do not know how it works, please, enlighten me." I said resting my chin on the palm of my hand looking at her, resisting the urge to evilly smirk at her. I heard some of the other students gasp and another say the words 'oohh snap!'

"Oh, so you're one of those homeschooled kids." She said as if she were disappointed.

"Well, I guess you can put it that way." Well, she is not wrong, I have gotten most of my education from my castle and from observing planet earth from the comforts of home. "Well, right now we're taking notes ok." She said going back to writing on the board.

(Kevin's p.o.v)

So, I've learned two new things about Eddward. He was homeschooled before moving to Canada. And he has guts for talking back to Ms.H.

He seems like a very interesting guy. Maybe I should get to know him better, I'll invite him to sit with us at lunch.

*~*~*~*~

Before I ask him to sit with us, I have to find him first. He was the first one out of the class, and the hallways are pretty crowded, so I have no idea where he went.

I looked all over the school for him, maybe he's moving when I move? Finally I went outside and found him sitting against a tree with the short ugly guy, I think his name was Eddy.

They looked like they were talking about something, Eddward had his notebook in his hand, maybe I can ask him what's inside of it one time. I walked up to the both of them.

(Edd's p.o.v)

I was talking to Belphagor when I heard someone clear their throat rather loudly. I looked up to them with a blank expression.

"Hello Kevin, how may assist you?"

"Y-you know my name?!" He asked sounding quite shocked.

"I know everybody's name." I said plainly.

"How? You're kidding just got here yesterday!"

"That is true. Yes."

"You're lying." I shrugged.

"That's alright, I don't need you to believe what I say."

"Ok..." He said awkwardly. "I was just wondering if you wanted to come eat lunch with us."

"Eat? Lunch? With you? Why?" I asked confused, I have no reason to do any of those things.

"I-it's ok if you don't, I was just asking." He said nervously. I felt Belphagor pull me aside.

"Your majesty." He said softly so only the two of us could hear. "This can be used as an opportunity. You can use this to make some friends.-"

"I have no need for friends." I whispered back.

"If you become friends with the mortals, you can get to know them better and study them more."

"I suppose you're right..."

"And our human bodies need food to live, so lunch isn't exactly a bad idea." I nodded at him in agreement and turned back toward Kevin.

"Alright Kevin. I will join you and your friends for lunch." He smiled and nodded.

"Great! Come with me." He said walking away. Eddy and I followed him.

*~*~*~*~*~*

(3rd person p.o.v)

Kevin lead Edd and Eddy to their lunch table, there sat all of his friends, Nazz, Rolf, Nat and other jocks and cheerleaders.

"You guys!" Kevin said loud enough for everyone to hear. They all looked up to him waiting to hear what he had to say. "This is Edd, and Eddy." Eddward looked at Kevin when he gave him the new nickname.

Some people at the table waved and said hello, while others just glanced at them or grunted.

'Mental note:' Edd thought. 'Humans can be very very rude and disrespectful at times.' He would remember to add that to his notebook later.

"Edd, that's Nazz." He could smell the fear radiating off of Nazz, she was scared to see him. "Rolf, Nat, and Jonny." He said gesturing to the four teens who waved at them. "Over there is Sarah and Jimmy." He said pointing to a red haired girl with pink lipgloss and a blonde boy with braces. They appeared to be younger than the others. "That's Ed, Sarah's older and dumber brother." He said pointing to a boy with a buzz cut, he was playing with his mashed potatoes which was covered in gravy. "Over there is Jackson, Harper, Davey, Lewis, Thompson, Philips and Turnur." He said calling the other football members by their last names. "And those pretty ladies over there." He said pointing at the cheerleaders, making them blush and giggle when he called them pretty. "That's Stacy, Laura, Sharon, Nancy, Clancy, Susan, Sheridan, Carla and Delores. Haha, you think you got all that?" He said jokingly.

"Hmm. Let's see." He said pretending to be thinking, although being a demon, he already knew everybody there was to know. "Rolf, Nat, Jonny, Sarah, Jimmy, Ed, Jackson, Harper, Davey, Lewis, Thompson, Phillips, Turnur, Stacy, Laura, Sharon, Nancy, Clancy, Susan, Sheridan, Carla, Delores." He said quickly pointing to all of them, and the correct people as well. "And Natalie." He said looking right at Nazz with a knowing smirk. Kevin looked shocked that he got their names so fast.

"Wow, impressive." Nazz's breathing hitched and her heart rate quickened. He knew her real name without anyone telling him. Nobody seemed to notice that small detail but her. It meant that he knew who she was. He was onto her! "Here. Sit." Kevin said patting the spot next to him. Edd took a seat next to Kevin. Other people at the table chatted amongst themselves. Lewis congratulated him on getting all their names right and said it in a way that made him sound really impressed.

Mental note: Mortals are easily impressed. Which shows what a short attention span and mental capacity they have.

"So Edd, what do you got for lunch?" Kevin asked scooting closer to him.

"Huh? Oh. Nothing."

"Nothing? Nothing at all? Here." He said passing him a granola bar. "Eat this." Edd looked down at the granola bar.

"Thank you, but I will pass." He said sitting up perfectly straight.

"I'll take it!" Eddy said snatching the granola bar away. Kevin gave him a look that said 'what the fuck is you're problem dude?'

"So, uh, Edd, do you have any hobbies?"

"Why are you so interested?" Edd shot back almost immediately. It came off as cold and hostile.

"I was just trying to start a conversation with you, jeez." Kevin said almost sounding hurt. "I'm just trying to get to know you better."

"And why would you want to do that?" Every single one of his words were laced with venom.

"Is something bothering you or are you all you always this bitter?"

"...I have no idea what you are talking about." He said not looking directly at him.

"Yes you do!" Said Eddy. "Never mind him. He's always been that way, it's just his personality."

"Oh..." Kevin said looking down at his sandwich.

Mental note: Humans are too nosy for my liking.

"So, how was your life back home?" Kevin ask.

"Stop interrogating me."

"I'm not!" He said defensively. "I just, I was just asking you a question."

"You have asked more than just a question, you have asked multiple questions. I am not obligated to tell you anything just like you are not obligated to burry your nose into my personal business." He said scooting away from Kevin.

"Well jeez, I'm sorry. I'll stop asking you questions, ok?"

"I would appreciate that. Thank you."

Edd pulled out his black book so he can write down all of his mental notes.

"So what do you write in that thing anyways?" Asked Kevin.

"Oh! I apologize, do you have a memory disability? Did you not just say you would stop asking me questions not even a minute ago?" He asked angrily.

"Sorry, sorry, just curious that's all." Kevin leaned over his shoulder while he started to write.

'Again! He's just writing gibberish!' Kevin thought.

"What does that even say?"

"I see you enjoy snooping on others personal business." Edd said, the he started writing new things down. "And what it says is none of your business."

"That's just a bunch of random letters, it says nothing."

"Random letters? Oh you poor, uneducated soul. These are not just random letters."

"Uneducated? No need to be rude."

"Rude? Or honest?"

"Hey, you can't treat me like this after I invited you to sit with us."

"You make it seem as though it is a privilege to still near you. And if my memory serves me right, you are the one who asked me to sit with you, not the other way around. Now I will be on my way, I shall see you tomorrow Kevin." Edd said getting up and walking away.

"So." Kevin said turning towards Eddy. "He's always been like that?"

"Yup." He said swallowing his last bite of granola bar.

"Why? Did something happen to him?"

"Nah, it's just him." Eddy said, seconds later he let out a really loud burp. "Well, I gotta keep my eye on him, so I'll be leaving too. Bye. And thanks for the grub."

'Strange' Kevin thought. 'I'm sure there's a reason that he acts the way he does.'






Please give me some ideas for the next chapter, also what ships do you want me to include in this?

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