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DISCLAIMER

this is a highly satire story ( ofc ) and should not be taken too seriously. our story is NOT meant to offend or insult any existing religion or belief!  please take this as a god au / sci-fi / fantasy story, thanks! if we do offend you please let us know! 

there will be use of the word 'satan'. ( a lot of times ) in this book, it is just a title for 'evil god'.

this is a fantasy-action-comedy story. there will be comedy-based skits that deviate from the canon.

although this will be mostly lighthearted, there will be dark topics such as wars, gore, violence, angst and such. sensitive topics ( su!c!de, mental illnesses, abuse ) may be hinted but not explicitly written. please read at your own risk! 

this is all right reserved and is only on wattpad. if you find it anywhere else, please tell us. 

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EVANITY is: 

- an original work

- all rights reserved

- a comedy, fantasy, action story

- for young adults ( 12+ )

- written by multiple people

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COLLABORATORS and CONTRIBUTORS include:

eva ( @evaishungry___ on instagram , EvaIsHungry___ on wattpad )

steph ( hiimtheproblemitsme on wattpad )

cherry

vicky

aaliya

glacier 

sophia

please follow them ( especially eva bc she told me to and bc she makes amazing art ) ! thanks :) 

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UPDATE SCHEDULE:

- every two weeks, sat/sun, GMT+8

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WARNING:

- gore

- war

- violence

- angst

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GODDESSES AND GODS

GODDESS OF MENTAL INSANITY AND RBF

GODDESS OF PERFECTION AND SHORTNESS

GODDESS OF CHERRIES

GODDESS OF CUTENESS, BOBA, AND UWUS

GODDESS OF WAR, NIGHT, AND FOXES

GODDESS OF MONOTONE, INTROVERTS, AND INSOMNIA

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SATAN

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

hi :D i know this probably came as a surprise. like usually there's something following the book title- 'stranded, an among us applyfic',- but then this was just eVaNiTy and it's so different from everything i've written so far. and it's not an applyfic. boo. 

okay, jk- 

so basically, my friends and i ( mind the grammar ) created a universe where we were all gods and goddesses and satan, apparently ( can you guess who ). originally, it was a joke. i wasn't even one of the og creators of this thing, i was invited to join it after they'd written like, three verses of evanity. 

( p.s. i don't regret it. thank you for dragging me into this i appreciate it so much this is the best thing that's happened to me /hj )

so as it was created as a joke, the lore and worldbuilding may be a little random at times. but, we have awesome character development ( imo ) and angst and humor  ( the second best thing after angst ) and so i hope you enjoy. 

a huge part of this is also written by my friends. there are so many people who put their effort behind this. i mean, we have official art. we've dragged like three people into this ( excluding me! ). we have SKITS. ( those are the best parts ) group chat au, mortal au, like, heck, we're being our own fandom. 

more on that later. if you see the writing style change, that's why.

anyway that's all for the author's note-

SIKE

still have something to say. we'll try to keep the gore to a minimum. by that i mean we won't explicitly describe it ( like i do in among us ffs cough cough sometimes i'm concerned for myself ). as well as the political stuff, because that's controversial and someone's going to hate us for writing about it. 

okay bye hope you like the next chapters <3

( why do i end my authors note so abruptly )