Dear Wattpad,

we've been way to outta touch. Things have been crazy-

Naw I'm just kidding guys. you read the title. throw your questions at me and I'll try to answer them the way Connor/Evan would.

Rules:

-Only DEH characters will be answering these. Don't be expecting BMC or Heathers or Hamilton or any of that jazz

-Don't ask personal questions about ME. But feel free to ask about Connor and Evan's deepest darkest secrets.  

- Nothing TOO dirty. 

-in this the tree boi and the emo rainbow slinky will be a couple.

- Don't ask yes or No questions (unless there funny or there can be some debate as to what the answer will be)

- Don't ask questions like "how long have you been dating" and stuff like that.

-  think of this as Connor and Evan ( and possible others) answering questions. So if you ask about Ben Platt or something they will be completely lost. 

- feel free to direct cretin questions to cretin people 

- I'm picking my favorites so I'm sorry if I don't get to your question, I might not be able to think of an answer. (keep in mind my work hours are from 9:30 pm - 2:00 am)    

- And, for the record this entire thing is one giant 4th wall break

so ask away! I promise a real chapter is on the way I just needed to take a break due to writers block, this is just a way to keep busy and maybe write something funny. No question is a stupid question! .... except for the stupid ones... But y'all are great and I have faith in you to ask good questions. 

Sincerely,

your author that is so lucky to have readers like you guys,  

 me.