( me and my friend had this conversation that I thought was gold. Just so you guys know Evan Handgun is an inside joke so that might not make sense. But enjoy! Btw there is a short one shot at the end if you just wanna skip to that)

(here's a short fanfic that my friend  said I should do, she literally just requested the trampoline part the rest is me and my corrupted mind. WARNING: almost smut. Also I wrote this mad at Zoe because of another fanfic so... please don't hate her.)

Connor and I were walking around his HUGE back yard, just talking about life and... other stuff.

"Look Evan, I'm just saying you kinda remind me of a highway."

"Why?"

"Because I wanna ride you all night long." he wiggled his eyebrows wearing that shit eating grin he always had when ever he said a bad pick-up-line. I flushed slightly but quickly shook it away when I saw the big black mesh coming out of the ground.

"OH MY GOD IS THAT A TRAMPOLINE?!"

"So you're just going to ignore the pick up line of the century? Okay."

"COME ON!" I grabbed his hand and ran towards the trampoline as connor shook his head smiling.

"Man I haven't used this thing since I was a kid." connor said as I pulled him through the small opening in the mesh.

"Well I'm going to need to fix that. Embrace your inner child!" I said starting to bounce, he chuckled and soon joined me.

"You're to cute."

"Double bounce me!" he laughed and told me to stand in the center. I did as I was told and and started to bounce as high as I could, he then ran towards me jumping right by my feet as I took off, I rocketed above the mesh and way over connor's head.

"OH CRAP! OH CRAP! OH CRAP!" I said quickly as I fell back to the black bouncy plastic. I landed right in front of connor grabbing onto him for support, but he fell right on top of me.

"Ow..." he groaned, his nose pressed against my forehead. I giggled and gently kissed his neck. He then pushed himself on all fours and sat himself on my hips pulling me up with him so he was straddling my torso. He kissed the top of my head giggling. I looked up at him and gently pecked his lips. Connor on the other hand cupped my face bringing me closer and deepening the kiss, I mean it's not like minded. He pushed me down so I was on my back started to kiss my neck.

"EHEM!" we both turned our heads to see a very annoyed Zoe. "Dinner's ready. And Connor are you always this thirsty?"

"Yes" we answer in unison, connor still on top of me.

"Well if you're gonna fuck please do it at Evans place. I have no need to hear and or see that." I turned tomato red and Connor was STILL on top of me!

"Why don't you stop being the most annoying cock block ever Zoe and leave?" connor was clearly very salty.

"Connor you've taken this poor boy's sanity, the least you could do is leave him his virginity." connor narrowed his eyes but got off me nonetheless.

"Now like I said dinner is ready, are you coming or do you want me to turn around?"

"Shut up." connor mumbled. I still hadn't moved. I could have had SEX! Now I remember why I don't like Zoe any more. Connor grabbed my hand and pulled me up pulling me through the tiny hole in the mesh and leading me to the house.

"We'll finish later, okay?" he whispered. I nodded biting my lip and trying not to let my internal fangirl- I mean fanBOY scream escape my mouth.

( sorry.  I'm gonna go to hell aren't I? 😂 thank you guys so much for reading by the way. You are all awesome! Sincerely me)