hey guys! so i know this isn't the best but enjoy. sorry there both really short. 

Painkillers

I casually walked up to the front desk of the hospital and checking in, saying things like my name and who I was there to see. Once that was finished I strolled down to room 618 (AN: let's see who gets this reference) and opened the door to see the love of my life staring out the small window in his hospital room, his arm completely covered in a blank white cast from his elbow down except for my name taking up the entire thing.

"Hey Ev."

"Connor! Connor guess what?!"

"What?"

"Hi!"

"Hello? Are you okay?"

"What YEAH! I'm fine! I just got a WHOLE bunch of Painkillers and I feel awesome!"

"Oh so you're doped up on meds. That explains it."

"Explains what?"

"Why your so happy." his face fell and his eyes started to tear up. "Hey hey what's wrong?"

"Am- am I not a happy person. Am I not happy enough for you Connor!" he was crying now.

"Jezz no, Evan you are the happiest person I know you were literally happy 5 seconds ago." I wrapped my arms around him with his head on my shoulder while he cried.

"I'm trying Connor! I'm trying for you! You're the only reason I try at anything at all!"

"It's okay Evan. I didn't mean it, happy was the wrong word... energetic. That was the word I was looking for, I was expecting you to be tired that's all." he nodded his head still on my shoulder. "Hey Ev, can I see the painkillers you took?" he handed me a small orange bottle. In red font at the top there was a warning that said. 'Side effects may include: dizziness, mood swings, extreme hunger, decreased awareness of surroundings, drowsiness, death, suicidal thoughts or actions, and nausea.' so Evan was basically a pregnant woman minus the death and suicide. Great.

"Connor?"

"Yes babe?"

"I like butterflies."

"Okay? Why is that?"

"They taste like chicken... especially raw chicken."

"You haven't eaten raw chicken have you?!"

"No silly," he very pathetically pushed my shoulder. "But I bet Jared has."

"Jared isn't my problem, if he can survive eating bath bombs then he can eat raw chicken if he wants to."

"Connor. Connor."

"Evan. Evan."

"I wanna take a nap."

"Me too bud."

"Can we sleep together? Wait that sounded lesbian." I laughed and pulled the covers up to Evan's upper chest.

"I'm afraid to tell you that I'm not lesbian Ev."

"But- but- the hair."

"Is there something you're not telling me Ev."

"Yes there is... ya see, I identify as a female, bisexual, gay, japanese, black, American, Canadian toaster. And I find you raistest.

"Go to sleep Ev. You need to rest."

"STAAAAAYYYYY!!!!" he was practically pulling me on top of him. "I wove wo."

"What?"

"I love you, so STAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"I never said I was leaving."

"Sleep with me Con."

"Don't sound to desperate." I lied down next to him and watched the ceiling fan spin while Evan wrapped his arms around me. "I love you Ev." I was expecting him to say something like 'I love you' back but he was out like a light and all I heard was,"I like fries." muttered in his sleep. I kissed his forehead gently careful not to wake him. "I like fries too Ev."

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Beds

I was practically jumping. My boyfriend Connor had invited me on vacation with him to New York City, and I was beyond excited. His parents had been kind enough to let Connor and I share a room at the hotel we were staying at and we could do whatever we wanted until 5:30. Well it was 6:17 now and we had to check in. Connor was waiting in line at the front desk while I was talking at him. I would say to him, but he wasn't saying anything, just smiling, nodding, and occasionally laughing. We only had one woman in front of us and she was pretty much done so it should be our turn anytime no-

"NEXT!" connor and I moved up.

"Room for two please."

"Two queens I assume." she said looking over her glasses.

"What the did you just say?"

"Two queens?" Connor grabbed the collar of her uniform and pulled her close to him.

"Listen here you bitch I understand that-"

"The beds Con, she's talking about the beds." he let go of her collar

"Why would she be talking about the beds-OHHH. Sorry um we've been dating for a year, one queen."

"WAIT you two are a couple! I thought you were brothers!"

"Nope."

"Realy? Are you sure you're not brothers?" connor and I looked at each other.

"Yep."

"Pretty sure."

"Okay okay. Let me take you to your room." we walked down the hall as another employee took our bags. "So who's the guy and who's the girl?" she asked like a crazed fangirl meeting a celebrity.

"Um we're both guys. That's kinda the point of being gay." I said. Before Connor could answer and get us kicked out.

"But I mean really."

"No both guys."

"So then who pays for dinner?"

"Uh we split the check."

"Do you two just check out guys together."

"No." we said together.

"can I go to your wedding. I've never been to a gay wedding."

"We just met you."

"Oh I don't mind."

"You know I have a gay cousin, his name is terry.'' The guy carrying our luggage said. "Do you know him."

"No." connor said bluntly.

"Oh okay. I though since ya know..."

"No."

"Wait guys." the woman stopped in the middle of the hallway to face us. "I need to pick out an outfit for the company christmas party, can you help?"

"Why are you asking-" I put my hand on Connor's shoulder, it was kinda the way we told each other 'it's cause we're dating. "OHHHH. Absolutely not."

"If you guys have kids, will you let them play sports?" they guy asked. Connor stopped to face him.

"Why would we not let our kids play sports."

"I dunno, I was thinking like musical theater or something."

"If we have kids they can do whatever they want."

"You Guys would have such cute gaybies!"

"What?" I asked not really sure I wanted to know.

"Gay babies." the guy said.

"Wait I need a gay best friend. Can you be my new gay best friend?!" she said taking my hands, while Connor looked like he was about to murder her.

"I will kill you both in your sleep-" connor started to stalk over to the two employees.

"OH LOOK OUR ROOM!" I grabbed his hoodie and pushed him into the room and slammed the door sliding down the wall once the door was closed. What a nightmare.

"Uh Evan. do you have the key?"

"Oh fern! Can we please shoot for it?"

"Fine." connor and I then proceeded to do rock paper scissors with me choosing paper and connor doing rock. "Fuck."

"I love you."

"Yeah right." he opened the door and closed it shut. I stood up and flopped down on the bed my face being enveloped in the soft fabric. About 5 minutes later I hear "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" from the guy from before say. I groaned and then ran out of the room to see Connor on top of the guy with his fist bloody and the man's nose bloody as well, the woman was running down the hall screaming with a bald spot on the back of her head and a wad of her hair on the floor.

"CONNOR BENJAMIN MURPHY WHAT THE FERN ARE YOU DOING?!"

"They asked who topped durring sex! I was not gonna let that slide!"

"YOU'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!"

"My parents can pay bail." I inhaled doing my best not to explode.

"Connor. Come inside the hotel room! NOW!" I cleared my throat. "Please."

"Fine." he muttered as he walked into the room shooting death glares at the poor guy.

"Sorry." I mouthed as I closed the door. "Please tell me you have the key." he nodded he held out the card which I took and threw on the bed. "Good." I wrapped my arms around his neck which was awkward considering Connor was a frickin giant. He kissed the top of my head repeatedly. And of course that's when my phone buzzes, it was Zoe,

Zoe: can you two please stop fucking and come and eat dinner, we found a restaurant.

Me: on our way. Oh and btw you've been hanging out with Jared to much and it shows.

Zoe: Yeah yeah. Come down love birds.

I put my phone in my pocket and walk down stairs with Connor praying we don't have another encounter like the one just had.