Musical
Sorry this is really short I just had this idea and I didn't really know how to stretch it out much further then I did. Also I'm lazy.
Since I didn't break the 4th wall all of last chapter this entire chapter is gonna be a 4th wall break so just prepare yourself... mentally.
You know how some siblings have one thing they do together? Sometimes it's playing video games or playing outside. Well Connor and Zoe Murphy wrote and recorded original musicals. Connor wrote the music and voiced the male parts while Zoe wrote the dialog and voiced the female parts. Then together they burned the tapes out of embarrassment. It was just there thing. Well one day the Murphy siblings go really really really bored and decided to start a new one. Zoe picked the topic of the last one, it was about a overly busy girl who fell in love with a kid in jazz band. So original I know, I wonder where she got the inspiration for that from? So now it was Connor's turn and he had zero inspiration.
"Connorrrr."
"What?"
"I bored."
"I'm thinking!"
"Think faster!"
"You have a phone use it."
"Is it possible to die of boredom?"
"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!"
"What?"
"We can make a play where you die!"
"What! If anyones gonna die it'll be you!"
"Sure fine whatever. It could be if I committed suicide back at the beginning of senior year."
"Okay. sounds... heartwarming?"
"Yeah yeah. Funny."
"Who'd be the main character? You?"
"How about Evan?"
"Evan? Why he didn't even know you in the beginning of the year."
"That could be the point!"
"Are you high?"
"It's probable but your still bored out of your mind and don't have anything better to do."
"Fair enough."
~one full day of writing later. ~
"I got 'anybody have a map' voiced." Zoe said walking into my room.
"Awesome! You can add in lines to waving through a window if you want."
"Okay. what are you doing now?"
"Working on the comic relief song. hey what rhymes with masterbation?" she picked up the paper I was working on.
"Dear Evan Hansen we've been way to out of touch things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much but I should tell you... EW CONNOR YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT!"
"What. it's the truth."
"TMI! Change it to something like I think of you each night."
"Fine."
"And as for the rest... just say you rub your nippels or somthing... don't be that descriptive."
"Okay okay." she left the room trying to forget what Connor had wrote.
~time skip to tomorrow after school. Note: everything up to if I could tell her is voiced and done.~
~connor's pov~
"C-connor!"
"Hey Evan, what's up?"
"D-do you wanna come over? It'sokayifyoudon'tIwasjustaskingI'msureyou'reverybusybutif you'renotthen-"
"I'd love to Evan." I chuckled.
"Oh okay great."
"CONNOR!" zoe came running up to us and practically jumped on my back.
"What Zoe?"
"Can I borrow your phone for a second?"
"Sure." I handed her my phone she was probably texting mom to tell her to pick her up or something. "Tell mom I'm going over to Evan's place." she nodded and handed me back my phone. I pocketed it and turned away with Evan. I couldn't be sure but out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw Zoe evilly smiling. I was probably just seeing things.
~time skip to doing homework at Evan's brought to you by not having an excuse for a time skip :p ~
~no pov~
"I really don't understand."
"Connor we had an agreement. You'd do math and spanish and I'll do english, science and History."
"I know but it's haaaaarrrrrrdddddd."
"I don't care. Find a way to do it by yourself." at that moment connor's phone buzzed, then it rung. But it wasn't Connor's normal standard ring tone. Some song Evan had never heard started playing and Connor's Eyes went wide.
DEAR EVAN HANSEN, WE'VE BEEN WAY TO OUT OF TOUCH blasted out of the phone as connor desperately tried to grab in but Evan picked it up from off the ground and held it above his head as he was fighting connor for the phone. THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY AND IT SUCKS THAT WE DON'T TALK THAT MUCH
"Give it back Evan!" BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT I THINK OF YOU EACH NIGHT Evan's face went red. I RUB MY NIPPLES AND START MOANING WITH DELIGHT! Evan's jaw dropped and connor grabbed the phone and answered the call that turned out to be from, you guessed it Zoe.
"WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY RINGTONE!?"
"Why not."
"I was with Evan!"
"Glad you took my advice then?"
"I'll kill you!"
"Yeah yeah. I probably did you a favor, anyway mom wants to know when you'll be home."
"Tell her I don't know. Explaining that to Evan may take a while."
~time skip brought to you by me wanting to hurt the 4th wall further. As you can see me and the fourth wall have some bad history together.
~Also btw A LOT of time has passed and both Connor and Evan have died of old age. ~
"Hey mom."
"Yeah Justin?"
"So I was cleaning out great uncle Connor and Evan's old apartment and I found this musical called 'Dear Evan Hansen' and do you think they would be okay with it if me and Benj made some tweaks to it and then tried to... I dunno put it on broadway or something?"
"No I don't think they'd mind at all. I mean it's a great way to keep their legacy alive espicaly after uncle Evan's funeral."
"It is isn't it."
"I don't think it will go all the way to broadway but maybe you could sell it to a after school theater or something."
"Are you kidding?! I've listened to some of it and I think it can go far!"
"Keep dreaming honey."
"I will."
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