WARNING: THIS IS NOT DEAR EVAN HANSEN. Now that I have your attention this is a be more chill one-shot. There is some Dear Evan Hansen at the end so just look for this if you want to skip{}{}{}. I had this idea for DEH but I decided to shake things up a bit also it's really bad. So if you don't know what be more chill is,

1. What are you doing with your life

2. How have you been able to follow the one-shots I've been posting. They are jam packed with references.

3. You need to listen to the soundtrack right this second. It has wonderful songs such as:

The schizophrenia is normal song (voices in my head)

The we're totally not gay. No seriously we're just friends song (two player game)

The Daddy issues song (pants song)

Rich accidentally almost kills his boyfriend and also gosip song (rich set a fire/cellphone hour)

The I'm not crying! you're crying! song (michael in the bathroom)

The Life scuks song(more then surive)

The Let's get wasted song (halloween)

The IT'S FROM JAPAN!!! song(squip song)

The hot theater girl with ADHD song (I love play rehearsal)

And plenty more! So listen to the sound track. I promise it's better than I make it sound. If you are still reading you either skipped the warning and will be VERY confused or you know of Be More Chill. In either case enjoy. In this Michael and Jeremy are married.

"MICHAEL!" Jeremy yelled wandering around the apartment looking for his husband.

"What?" michael asked while doing the dishes.

"Can we talk? It's kinda important." Jeremy was fidgeting and looking down. He very obviously wanted something.

"You don't want to get a divorce do you?" Michael laughed walking over to his husband.

"No. I-I kinda wanna... have a child." Michael looked shocked for a moment before breaking down into laughter. "WHAT!"

"I hate to break it to you babe but that's not physically possible. I mean I'm willing to try-" he was cut off by Jeremy slapping him in the arm.

"I want to adopt."

" okay. okay. Come on." michael said getting his keys with Jeremy behind him bouncing like a child.

"Wait really?!"

"Yeah really. Believe it or not I was going to ask you the same thing."

~time skip to the drive back brought to you by laziness. Btw they chose a 6 year old girl named Heidi. Make of that what you will ;3 ~

"So... you couldn't have kids?"

"Yep."

"Why?"

"Well ya see usually when two parents love each other very much-"

"MICHAEL!" he snickered but kept his eyes on the road.

"What? I don't get it."

"Nothing. It's nothing. We just wanted to adopt." Jeremy said glaring daggers at his husband who just laughed it off.

"We're here." Michael said parking the car and stepping out.

"Woah. you live here!?"

"Yeah in that room." Jermey said pointing to a window towards the top.

"Come on come on let's go." she said pulling on his shirt while Michael took a picture because frankly it was the most adorable thing he had ever seen. They all went up stairs to their apartment and put down Heidi's small suitcase. She ran around the relatively large apartment in awe. She was running from room to room with pure excitement in her eyes. After about 20 minutes of exploring, the two men heard a "WOAH! What's this?!" they both went into their room and saw Heidi holding an old video game and a box on the floor that had a bunch of other old junk in it.

"What is it?" michael said sitting down next to her and taking the game from her."Apocalypse of the damned? I haven't seen this since high school."

"Does it still work?" Jeremey said sitting next to them.

"Only one way to find out." Michael said smiling like an idiot.

"I don't know, it's a pretty intense game."

"Pleeeeeease" Heidi said doing the most adorable puppy dog eyes known to man.

"Fine. but if it gives you nightmares don't say I didn't warn you."

"YAY!" she said jumping on Jeremy who fell over from the surprise tackle.

"Hey babe. Look what else is in here." michael said looking through the box. He dumped out the contents on the floor, there were a pair of white head phones, a couple of bob marley cassettes, a red white and blue striped t-shirt, an empty slushy bottle from 7/11, a playbill for a midsummer night's dream, and a empty pill bottle that said squips on the front.

"I forgot about all this stuff." Jeremy said chuckling a bit.

"Me too. Heidi! Wait!" Heidi ran out of the room carrying the game into the living room.

"Can we play now!" she called out from the living room.

"Shall we make this a 3 player game?" Jeremy asked while standing up.

"Yes! Definitely! Absolutely!" and the two of them ran into the living room to find heidi with the game already set up.

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(An this is an actual thing I do with my friends. AS FRIENDS)

Jared, Zoe, Connor, and Evan were all sitting in a circle in Evan's bed room. The four had become really close and they started hanging out more.

"How about truth or dare." Evan suggested. They were trying to pick a game and it was becoming difficult not to do repeats.

"We did that last week." Zoe complained.

"What about spin the bot-"

"NO" all three said in unision.

"We could do paranoia?" Connor said looking at Evan who shook his head.

"We could do pick up line wars." Jared said lying down.

"What?" Zoe asked while Evan and Connor gave each other looks asking if they knew what Jared was talking about.

"You know one person says a bad pick up line and the person it's directed to has to counter it with an even worse one or pass it to someone else. But as friends cause we're not gay."

"I like it, what about you guys?"

"S-sure"

"I'm down. Jared you start."

"Okay, Zoe. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need to look again?"

"Well Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Lush actually."

"Shut up. that was good and you just killed it."

"Zoe pick your next victim." connor joked.

"Evan, are you a camera because when I see you I can't help but smile."

"Well Zoe, I'm no camera but I can picture me and you together."

"True love can't be photoshopped."

"Wanna go to my darkroom and see what develops?" Zoe burst out laughing

"Pass." she squeaked out between fits of laughter. Jared was trying to hold back snickers while Evan was doing his best to get them to calm down. Connor had a look of jealously with a hint of salt plastered on his face.  Jared cleared his throat can we keep playing.

"Yeah sure. Evan you start."

"Connor! You know what's beautiful? The first word I said."

"you know what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me."

"Well Guess what my shirt's made of? Boyfriend material."

"I'd love to see it on my floor."

"uh..."

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?"

"Well that escalated quickly." jared snickered while Evan was at a loss for words. "Looks like that wasn't the only thing." he said nugging Evan.

"What?"

"Lets just say I think you were really enjoying the conversation you were having with connor. Evan looked down and turned bright red before running out of the room to who knows where. While the entire group was left laughing.

I'm sorry for the horrible quality of this I'm doing it late at night running on 3 hours of sleep. please forgive me.