EUPHORIA
xlvii. group chat
❝I MISS YOUUUU.❞

'CHAIRHANDLER'
CHANDLER RIGGS

MYA
I MKSS YSOIS

CHAIRHANDLER
is that english?

MYA
i mISS YOUUUU

CHAIRHANDLER
i am right beside you?

MYA
NO NO NO NO NO
I MISS YOUR ARMS WRAPPED LOOSELY AROUND MY WAIST BC DAYUM THOSE MUSCLES HELL YEA
AND YOUR SOFT LIPS ON MY FOREHEAD GENTLY
AND YOUR LUSCIOUS AND PERFECT AND SOFT AND ABSOLUTELY AMAZING HAIR TICKLING MY NECK
AND YOUR PERFECT SMILE THAT YOU HAVE WHENEVER YOU ARE HAPPY OR JOKING OR CONTENT OR PROUD OR JUST WHENEVER YOU'RE POSITIVE
AND YOU JUST BEING YOU
I LOVE YOU BITCH
AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ON THE CHAIR NEXT TO ME
BUT YOU AREN'T CLOSE ENOUGH
GOD DAMMIT

CHAIRHANDLER
if this is you when you're hyper then i'm not even going to attempt to deal with you when you're drunk but tbh this is cute so continue

MYA
I DON'T GET IT
I HATE YOUR PUNS
WAIT NO BABY
DID YOU JUST PURPOSELY MOVE AWAY FROM ME
NO THIS IS NOT ALLOWED
I WILL F I T E SOMEBODY

CHAIRHANDLER
you're like 5'1 the only people you'd be able to fight are kids
can you even reach a basketball hoop?
like
donuts probably could reach a basketball hoop better than you
omg if donuts dunk would i call them dunkin' donuts

MYA
1) no
2) I AM OFFENDED
HOW RUDE
BOI I WILL PUNCH YOU

CHAIRHANDLER
can you even reach my face?

MYA
I THINK I MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT I CAN REACH YOUR FACE WHEN I KEPT KISSING YOU EARLIER HOE

SEE I USED A PUN FOR YOU BC THEY'RE YOUR FAVOURITE THING EVER NOW COME BACK HERE AND HUG ME

CHAIRHANDLER
nah you're my favourite
puns are second favourite

MYA
BABY
I MISS YOU
COME HERE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU

CHAIRHANDLER
how are you so cute when threatening me and being aggressive i s2g who made this possible

MYA
I LOVE YOU A LATTE TOO BABE
I'D LOVE YOU MORE IF YOU CAME HERE AND HUGGED ME I S2G BABY I MISS YOUUUUU

CHAIRHANDLER
you know
this entire time you've been messaging me and asking me to come over to you and hug you
you could've just walked over next to me and hugged me and i would've hugged back

MYA
...

CHAIRHANDLER
DID YOU NOT THINK OF THIS

MYA
LMAO BYE

CHAIRHANDLER
I S2G DO NOT GRAB THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR MYA I DO NOT NEED YOU TO BE MORE HYPER