EUPHORIA
xix. instagram
❝THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT.❞

MYAEMERSON: took a break from the tour to go on a triple date w/ hailton & satelyn
TAGGED: @CHANDLERRIGGS5, @HAILEESTARK, @COLTONBROOKE, @THESAMPAYTAS, @REALKATELYNNACON
511K LIKES | 202K COMMENTS

ERINEMERSON: IS THIS WHY CASEY WON'T LET ME AND LYRIC LEAVE THE TOUR BUS??

USERNAME1: @erinemerson AHAHAHAHA

USERNAME2: okay but chya looks so fucking good

CASEYTELLER: @erinemerson yup.

USERNAME3: I genuinely think that Lyric and Erin should leave Chya, Hailton, and Satelyn alone. They're so obsessed with them that it's actually worrying. Like, if my sister was so obsessed over mine and my friend's relationships, I'd find it creepy tbh.

    USERNAME4: @username3 lmao fite me hoe

MUSICBYLYRIC: @username3 @ us next time, hun.

USERNAME5: WAIT IS SATELYN CANON??

BIGBALDHEAD: make sure to use protection, kiddos.

STEVEYEUN: @bigbaldhead ExcUsE ME?!

USERNAME6: YASSSSSS

LAURENCOHAN: @steveyeun all three of your kids are dating now, have fun.

USERNAME7: MAMI AND PAPI LOOKING HAWT

STEVEYEUN: @myaemerson @haileestark @realkatelynnacon STOP GROWING UP YOU IMBECILES

USERNAME8: @steveyeun I'M CrYiNg?!

CHANDLERRIGGS5: wow okay shit

CHANDLERRIGGS5: stop being so perfect??

USERNAME9: NJHDHUIFH JSAHIFSKHF SHIKSGFHIG FSHIG

CHANDLERRIGGS5: i actually look like trash next to you wtf mya

CHANDLERRIGGS5: eh it's okay i guess? you're my queen so i'll allow it.

USERNAME10: @chandlerriggs5 @myaemerson "MY"

MYAEMERSON: @chandlerriggs5 i feel like you're commenting this to annoy @steveyeun

CHANDLERRIGGS5: @myaemerson i am, but i'm only saying the truth soooo???

STEVEYEUN: @chandlerriggs5 boiiiiii

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HAILEESTARK: smile.
TAGGED: @COLTONBROOKE
401K LIKES | 199K COMMENTS

MYAEMERSON: this is *a* ship

MUSICBYLYRIC: @caseyteller LET US OUT OF THIS TOUR BUS BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

HAILEESTARK: @musicbylyric well, I guess that you're not smiling.

ERINEMERSON: @caseyteller I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY HIT YOU

USERNAME1: O_o

USERNAME2: I actually love this ship because it's so unproblematic and so cute and so ahudsuhfuhfuf

CASEYTELLER: @musicbylyric @erinemerson have fun trying to hit me when ur both midgets. i'll just go and grab my popcorn.

MUSICBYLYRIC: @caseyteller are you-

ERINEMERSON: @caseyteller did you just-

USERNAME3: @caseyteller BOI YOU DID NOT

COLTONBROOKE: glad i could make you smile.

HAILEESTARK: @coltonbrooke 💛💛💛

USERNAME2: @coltonbrooke FUCKING SEE THEY'RE SO UNPROBLEMATIC AND ADORABLE AND SWQIJUHDUIHSUFJS

USERNAME4: lmao chya who?

STEVEYEUN: okay this ship I approve of but is @coltonbrooke does anything to hurt my child I WILL JACK YOU UP SON

USERNAME5: @steveyeun o shit

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THESAMPAYTAS: can y'all stop taking cute photos and get here before this smol bean goes to sleep?
TAGGED: @REALKATELYNNACON, @MYAEMERSON, @CHANDLERRIGGS5, @HAILEESTARK, @COLTONBROOKE
404K LIKES, 231K COMMENTS

USERNAME1: is this actually a thing??????

ERINEMERSON: B I T C H  F U C K  M E  U P

USERNAME2: bitch sam's mine gtfo hoe

MUSICBYLYRIC: i never asked for this but i needed this

USERNAME3: #satelyn #satelyn #satelyn #satelyn #satelyn #satelyn

MYAEMERSON: ugh fineeeee

USERNAME4: I SENSE A NEW SHIP AND I LOVE A NEW SHIP

USERNAME5: idk whether i love this or hate this??

REALKATELYNNACON: "smol bean" fite me.

THESAMPAYTAS: @realkatelynnacon sorry you're too smol i can't reach you, also why would i want to ruin a pretty face like yours??

USERNAME6: @thesampaytas OH SHIT

USERNAME7: THE SHIP IS SAILING.

REALKATELYNNACON: @thesampaytas shit ur smooth

ERINEMERSON: FNIJKHIEWIH OHIEW FHIOEWFHOIF WEHIOEGIHG  SOIIIHG HGR RGHI GROHI RGEHYGBFEII FKDFJ FIDEFNKDNB FINDNF

MUSICBYLYRIC: SIOEFHJS BSJDISF SOSBEDIFN I CAN'T

USERNAME8: me ^

USERNAME9: I'M CRYING THIS IS A GREAT SHIP

USERNAME10: okay this is cute but when will lyrin get together?

MYAEMERSON: @username10 matchmaker mya is already on the case, honey.

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CHANDLERRIGGS5: to those of you looking for the definition of perfect, here it is ^
TAGGED: @MYAEMERSON
603K LIKES, 324K COMMENTS

REALKATELYNNACON: DAYUM GIRLLLL

USERNAME1: FUCK ME UP CHYA

MYAEMERSON: @chandlerriggs5 i think you meant to put a picture of yourself on, babe??

CHANDLERRIGGS5: @myaemerson nah.

USERNAME2: that booty is poppin

THESAMPAYTAS: I TOLD Y'ALL TO STOP TAKING CUTE PHOTOS

USERNAME3: @username2 a booty that could kill a nation

CHANDLERRIGGS5: @thesampaytas whoops?

ERINEMERSON: SDJBFIFOEJGEJOPGJEOPGJDOSPGSJDOGJJGJFOJFRKMD

CASEYTELLER: ERIN STOP THROWING THINGS AT THE DOOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

USERNAME4: @erinemerson @caseyteller I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AHAHHA

USERNAME5: @erinemerson same

HAILEESTARK: MY BEST FRIEND LOOKING LIKE A TWELVE COURSE MEAL

USERNAME6: MYA LOOKS SO HOT WHY CAN'T I BE HER?

MUSICBYLYRIC: have you ever just stopped breathing bc can relate?

USERNAME7: mya's so pretty i love her sm

USERNAME8: BEEP BEEP! Oh, sorry, that was my slut detector going off.

USERNAME9: @username8 fite me

MYAEMERSON: @username8 BEEP BEEP! oh, sorry, that was my jealousy detector going off.

USERNAME10: @myaemerson YES QUEEN

ERINEMERSON: @myaemerson is my sister, and at this moment, i'm so fucking proud.

MUSICBYLYRIC: @myaemerson SLAY THEM HUN

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COLTONBROOKE: cutie-patootie
TAGGED: @HAILEESTARK
539K LIKES | 241K COMMENTS

USERNAME1: my unproblematic faves

HAILEESTARK: I AM NOT A CUTIE-PATOOTIE I AM A VIOLENT FORCE OF NATURE FEAR ME

COLTONBROOKE: i am so, so, so scared, now please come over here and give me cuddles.

USERNAME2: HAILTON 👏 IS 👏 PERFECT

MYAEMERSON: y'all are cute

ERINEMERSON: GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS PLS

USERNAME3: @haileestark me when people say i'm innocent

MUSICBYLYRIC: get me a relationship like this

MYAEMERSON: @musicbylyric happily. just go to my sister.

USERNAME4: they look so genuinely happy together can i have a relationship like this pls?

USERNAME5: if these two don't get married then there's no hope for love just saying

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REALKATELYNNACON: ❤️
TAGGED: @THESAMPAYTAS
612K LIKES | COMMENTS DISABLED

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[25.11.17]

NOTE: the manip was made by my absolute fave mtvscreams so y'all should definitely go and check out her books bc she's a great author and an amazing person to rant to daily!