(I changed Mangle's nickname backstory some time after this was originally published because I changed my mind about it so uh. If you remember it differently that's why)

Spring Bonnie: So, I'm a little bit curious; how did some of y'all get your nicknames?

Ahoy Mateyz!!: After I got attacked some really dumb kidz started calling me "The Mangle" to make fun of me

Ahoy Mateyz!!: Then I hit one of them in the face with one of my crutchez

Ahoy Mateyz!!: It knocked one of hiz teeth out

Ahoy Mateyz!!: I got suspended but people respected me after that

Ahoy Mateyz!!: So now my nickname iz a badge of honor >:)

Spring Bonnie: Oh my.

Ahoy Mateyz!!: Yeah I waz like 15 lmao

Let's Partayyyyy: Serves him right!!!!!

T. Bon: I hated those guys so much >:(

YaharrMatey: Oh damn I remember that!

YaharrMatey: Nice job Mangle 👍

Ahoy Mateyz!!: 👍

YaharrMatey: But anyway for me it's kinda complicated because it's technically a nickname but I pretty much use it as my actual name

YaharrMatey: Basically Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and I all went to the same primary school and there was another kid in our class who had my deadname

YaharrMatey: So to tell us apart they would call me Foxy and tbh I don't even remember why. It was probably some dumb reason because we were six years old but I just kind of got attached to that name I guess

YaharrMatey: It's better than my deadname at least

Spring Bonnie: Oh, I see!

Spring Bonnie: What about Puppet?

T. Fred: That isn't a nickname. It's his actual legal name.

Spring Bonnie: What

T. Fred: Yes, it's kind of a weird story. I'm not quite sure of all of the details, though.

Goldie: Basically, he was trying to figure out a gender-neutral chosen name when he transitioned, and he really wanted it to be some kind of noun for some reason. I think he was listening to a lot of Devo at the time so he decided on Puppet.

Spring Bonnie: Ah. How... interesting?

Goldie: I think he even considered Marionette at one point, but then he decided he didn't want people to think he was like "The bitch from Miraculous Ladybug", as he put it.

Spring Bonnie: I don't even know what that means.

Goldie: Neither do I, Spring.

LET'S EAT: Speaking of Puppet, is he okay?

Goldie: Oh, yeah, he'll be fine. He doesn't have rabies, thankfully, but he has some other minor issues that he'll need a bit of time to recover from. We should probably be hearing from him again in a few days.

LET'S EAT: That's good! :)

Spring Bonnie: That's on his driver's license? His passport? All of his personal documents???

Ahoy Mateyz!!: I mean hey. Not to stereotype but he iz non-binary. Besidez you would know, you did name yourzelf Spring, didn't you?

Spring Bonnie: ...Ah. I forgot to take that into account. I suppose I'm not one to talk, then.

YaharrMatey: Literally the only trans person in this group with a normal ass name is Bonnie and that's only because they still use their given name

FOWAFOWAFOWA (She/They) joined the chat.

FOWAFOWAFOWA (She/They): I have been SUMMONED

YaharrMatey: The fuck I didn't even @ you-

T. Bon: When did this discussion become a callout???

FOWAFOWAFOWA (She/They): Babe wake up new queer discourse just dropped

Spring Bonnie is offline.

Let's Partayyyyy: Guys I think we scared them off-

Ahoy Mateyz!!: Oof