book two to this book is out! go add it to your library!

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ethan: this is coming to an end, so we have to end it with a bang.

y/n: how so?
y/n: should i streak down the streets of philadelphia?

ethan: why philadelphia? that's so random.

y/n: why not philadelphia?
y/n: that's the real question here.

ethan: ...
ethan: i don't even know how to respond to that.

y/n: that's alright. no one ever really knows how to respond to greatness.

ethan: uhhhhhh

y/n: you look like a motherfu- uhhhhh
y/n: BHAHAHA
y/n: im so funny. im like kevin hart.

ethan: he's so short though.

y/n: so? he may be short but he's tall. if you know what i mean (;

ethan: :/
ethan: im tall too.

y/n: yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.

ethan: wow.
ethan: i guess i'll take my tall self out of here then.

y/n: or you can come over and show me exactly how tall you are.

ethan: on my way!
ethan: d.amn autocorrect