i hit 150k reads yesterday, my dudes. bless up.

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"good morning, godzilla," ethan chuckles as he shakes you awake. you hit his arm and turned on your side to avoid getting up. you pulled up the covers until they were harshly pulled away from you. the coldness instantly hit you.

you groaned. "what is your problem?"

ethan jumps on the bed. "get up! we have things to do, y/n!"

"fine, im going, gosh," you mumbled and began to get off the bed with a long stretch and a loud yawn.

"and do something with your hair, yikes," he laughs. "it looks like the top of an old christmas tree."

"yeah, that's how every girl wants to be woken up. insults by her boyfriend to make her feel even better about herself," your sarcasm doesn't faze him as he continues.

"actually, it's like the weeknd's old hair, but worse," you roll your eyes unamused. "no, wait! i got it!" he quickly pulls out his phone and typed something in before he starts to burst out in laughter.

"the h.ell is so funny?" you say and rub at your sleepy eyes. he throws you his phone before he runs out of the room and down the stairs. "uh, okay?" you look at the phone and see a picture of an orangutan with its hair stuck up everywhere. it looked awful. you felt your anger building up as you let out a loud scream.

"ethan!"