based off of paper towns bc why not?

um, i hate school and everyone in it. thanks.

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a knock was softly placed on your neighbors window and you looked around and hugged your jacket tighter around your body. it was midnight and you were on a tight schedule that he was ruining already.

you knocked again, harder this time and he appeared at the window rubbing his red eyes "y/n? what are you doing here?" ethan asked. his hair was a floppy mess and she could smell his morning breath.

"hello, ethan dolan. care to join me on a midnight adventure?"

he looked at you blankly but nodded his head willingly. "let me change really quick."

"brush your teeth while you're at it," you slipped in before he departed. you entered his room and looked around at the poster he had of nicki minaj with her butt on full display. "no wonder he likes her. i mean d.amn, look at that."

he emerged from his bathroom with a black and white stripped shirt along with black jeans and his slip on vans. "lets go." you climbed back out the window and laughed.

"i love your shrine of nicki, by the way."

"it's not a shrine!" he whisper yelled at you. he closed the window after you and went down the stairs and took his car keys to his black truck.

you waited outside propped up against the truck as ethan clicked the locks on. "where to first?" he asked and got into the truck.

"walmart," you replied. he instantly cringey and shook his head. "yeah i thought the same thing, no, definitely target."

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ethan pushes the red cart as you stroll down numerous isles getting everything that you needed for your plan. ethan was still in the dark about what was happening, but you told him not to worry. nothing was going to be illegal, you hoped.

"it's not as weird as it looks," ethan told the cashier as she rung both of you up. she had a weird face as she began scanning the items.

she scoffed. "it's still weird."

"okay, where to first?" ethan asked as he finished putting the target bags in the backseat.

"r/g/n's house."

"but she lives on the other side of town. why are we going all the way over there?" he asks but starts the long drive.

"well i guess this is where i reveal my evil plan to you," you laugh. "well apparently while i was dating my ex-boyfriend, he was hooking up with my best friend, rachel, behind my back. and my dearest friend, kayla, knew about it and she never told me. so tonight, we get revenge for the pain they all caused me."

thirty minutes later you arrived to rachel's house. you could see your ex-boyfriends car outside and you smirked to yourself but felt a pang of hurt in your heart. you turned to the backseat and grabbed the blue spray can along with the dead smelly fish.

"let's go," you exited the truck and went to the side of the house with Ethan following closely behind. you could see the light of the basement on and you looked to ethan. "let me see your phone."

he handed you his iphone and you opened it to dialed the number to rachel's home. a man answered groggily. "hello?"

"hello, yes, this is a very concerned person that you don't need to know the name of," you spoke in a deep voice and ethan looked at you with amusement written on his face. "i wanted to alarm you that it's midnight and your daughter is doing unholy things in the ungodly hours of night. you're welcome, sir." you hung up the phone and pulled ethan to bushes that were a good distance away from the basement window.

"what now?" ethan asked.

"we wait," you replied. "any...second...now."

as if on cue, your ex climbed out the basement window, naked. "phase two," you handed ethan his phone. "take a picture."

ethan obeyed and waited for the right moment to take the picture. you slipped on some leaves and fell back. this alerted your ex and he looked out, uncovering his little friend, and ethan took the picture with the flash going off.

"s.hit!" your ex ran away clutching his manhood in the palm of his hand.

"come on," you guided ethan to the basement window. it was now dark, which meant rachel's father caught her. "phase three. fish me," ethan hands the packaged dead fish to you and you stick it under the bed that was next to the window. you then grab the blue spray can and spray the first letter to your name on the wall.

ethan scrunches his eyebrow. "what is that supposed to mean?"

"they'll know."

"hey! who is that down there?" rachel's dad says from upstairs.

"s.hit e, run!" you push him out the basement window and you follow closely behind. your heart was pounding against your chest as you ran across the green grass and to the black truck. ethan pulled away quickly and that's when you let out a breath.

ethan laughed. "holy s.hit! that was crazy! i've never felt anything like that, ever, in my whole entire life."

"well i hope you have more energy. we have one more stop."