shit, i keep forgetting to update lol. but ya girl is finally here with an update!! i've been busy with watching season 10 & 11 of criminal minds and also finishing season 5 of breaking bad since im currently on spring break. but i will update more!!

☽♛☾

ethan sat in the black car outside of what he thought to be nicki minaj's house. he met her over tinder but he soon found out that it was a lie with the help of nev and max from the famous show, catfish.

max held his camera in his hand as he pointed it towards the house. "are you ready for this?"

ethan breathes out. "yeah, im ready."

"okay," nev spoke. "let's go."

they all got out of the car, followed by the camera crew. ethan felt his hands sweating as nev went up to the door and knocked. he and max stayed back and watched the scene unfold.

the door to the house opened and revealed a girl who looked nothing like nicki minaj. she wore (your favorite outfit) with her hair (favorite hairstyle) and a bit of makeup. she looked stunning, but ethan knew she wasn't nicki minaj. he shook his head in disappointment as her and nev walked towards ethan and max.

"so, ethan, this is y/n. and y/n this is ethan."

y/n bit the inside of her cheek. "hey."

ethan stared at her blankly. "why'd you do it?"

she shrugged in reply. "i-i just wanted to be her. i wanted to know how to be the queen of rap and have all these bitches as my sons. i wanted my ass to be so juicy that i'd get sponsored by starburst."

"but you knew my feelings for her and you betrayed that. you did me dirty nic- i mean, y/n. if that's even your real name."

"oh," y/n pursed her lip. "we're playing that game now? do you wanna take this outside, mr. i got catfished by a nineteen year old woman, you're pathetic!"

ethan balled his fists at his sides, resembling the famous arthur. "you, shut the hell up! you wannabe nicki minaj! your ass will never be as sweet and as juicy as hers will ever be!"

y/n gasps. "you take that back, bitch."

nev and max cut in between the both of you quickly. "okay, i think we all need to take a breather," nev suggested.

ethan shook his head. "no, i want to leave. i can't take being here anymore, she disgusts me."

"then leave, you bicycle seat faced creep!"

ethan angrily storms off and slams the door loudly. he punches the airbag which makes it react to hit him in the face and propel backwards due to momentum (my physics teacher would be so proud).

he screams. "dammit!"