if you haven't checked out my new story, you should! it's called "Wallflower" and it's gonna get good (;
you guys should go check it out along with my other books!!

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ethan: i want you to touch me inappropriately.

y/n: well hello to you too.
y/n: im doing great. how about you?

ethan: im good too.
ethan: now touch me inappropriately.

y/n: how about i tell you about my lord and savior, jesus?

ethan: the one in my precal class?

y/n: you're so-
y/n: the guy in the sky, ethan!

ethan: donald trump?

y/n: how the-
y/n: no. not that ugly ass orange orangutan with a carrot stick for a penis.

ethan: can you touch my carrot stick?

y/n: um, i could.

ethan: see you in five?

y/n: i didn't say i was. you creep.

ethan: but you're my wife!

y/n: yet i sadly regret it sometimes

ethan: ):

y/n: (;

ethan: maybe i'll just call merehoe to touch my carrot stick.

y/n: you call her and you both die.

ethan: i was joking! chill!
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ethan: baby!!
ethan: come on!
ethan: you know i was joking.

y/n: grayson touched my carrot stick.

ethan: what?
ethan: you're lying.
ethan: that's not even funny, y/n.

y/n: it's hilarious! you finally get a taste of your own medicine.
y/n: plus, i don't own a carrot stick, idiot.

ethan: you could

y/n: riiiiiight.
y/n: anyways! i have to go now. bye!

ethan: i f.ucking love you so much, princess.

y/n: and i fricking love you, prince.