normal: big dick daddy ethan dolan
italics: sexy mama you

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"hello this is target. my name is ethan, how may i help you?"

"how do i always get you? are you the only person who seems to work at target? gosh, even im getting annoyed of you."

"um, my manager said that you specifically asked for me. so."

"d.ammit. i didn't think he'd actually tell you."

"she's a woman."

"tomato, potato."

"what exactly can i help you with?"

"ah yes! so, i was at target yesterday and i saw this cute employee. he was two registers down from where i was and i didn't get his number."

"and im supposed to help you how?"

"well i need your help to get his number! i live in new jersey and i went to the target on alvin street."

"that's where i work."

"oh, do you now? i bet you do."

"sarcasm? how grand. what he'd look like?"

"hot as f.uck! he had this red streak in his hair and his jawline was to die for."

"..."

"why are you laughing?"

"did you read his name tag?"

"i actually did. it was eth-"

"..."

"oh no. i've said too much."

"..."

"stop laughing! it's not even funny, you creep!"

"hey? i think i found his number. it's xxx-xxx-xxxx."

"..."

"..."

"thanks cutie. okay bye."

"bye."