oh my gosh. teen choice awards im-

there's a rant coming on yanna's bible later today about it. stay tuned!

and if you actually like jake paul and team 10, why. they're all really horrible people. i know some "team 10" read this book and i honestly hate team 10 with all my heart and soul. i don't care what anyone says. they're f.ucking horrible. if you have a problem, then oh well. jake paul can eat my distal phalanges for all i care.

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ethan lays down with his head in your lap as your hand runs through his dark hair. he was having a bad day and there was something about him that changed. he was recently acting different, he was more sad and he sulked around.

"are you feeling okay, eth?" your voice came as a surprise to him and he immediately met your eyes. he only nods. "you can tell me anything, you know that, right?"

"fine, i guess i have been acting differently," he confesses.

"why?"

"ever since the teen choice awards, it has me down. i mean, we lost to a racist a.sshole who's a condom fail, jake the snake, who only cares about himself. me and gray deserved those awards, you know? we are actually unproblematic and we care about our fans. we got more retweets than him and they still chose him. i know it was rigged, y/n. they even asked me and gray to up to the stage thingy and then logan won. i didn't even know the paul's had another condom fail till that moment.

"by the way, did you see when jake kissed his thirty five year old girlfriend? it looked so force. it grossed me out."

you let out a laugh at the last part because it was true. his "girlfriend" did look like she was thirty five years old and the kiss was very much forced.

"yeah," you agree. "f.uck the teen choice awards."