THIRD PERSON P.O.V

"Like I said to your son earlier, any information about the prosthetics we build are strictly professional. Without the patient's consent, I simply cannot help you" Lance explained to the two people that were sitting in front of him—well two people that he could see.

"Well, we can't get consent if you don't give us a name" Five said, being incredibly annoyed by now.

"Five, how about you calm down, I think Klaus can handle this" Alice said grinning, knowing full well what is about to go down. Five sat back down and it was Klaus' turn to speak "what about my consent?" Klaus said.

'Oh this is gonna be hilarious!'

Alice thought while holding down her giggles, excited to get front row seats of this scene.

"Who gave you permission to lay your hands my son?" Klaus said, starting to fake cry. Both Five and Lance looked at him confused. "What?" they both said in unison.

"You heard me" Klaus said as Alice was now finding it hard to keep her laughter down which caused her to gain a confused look from Five.

"I didn't touch your son," Lance said.

"Well then how did he get that swollen lip then?" Klaus said while standing up from his chair.

"He doesn't have a swollen lip-" Klaus then punched Five in the face, that's when Alice burst out of laughter.

"I-I'm sorry b-but-HAHAHAHAHA!" Alice wheezed out hitting the wall as she laughed. Good thing the doctor was more focused on Five and Klaus, or else he might have thought that the place he worked in was haunted.

Five rolled his eyes at the laughing girl beside him. But had a slight smile on his lips upon seeing Alice laughing.

"You're crazy," Lance said, shocked.

. "You have no idea," Klaus said, glancing at the snowball on the table and picking it up.

"Peace on earth, how sweet" he said as he smashed the snowball on his head.

"God that hurt!" Klaus said, wincing in pain a bit.

"Well that's what happens when you smash glass on your head, Klaus" Alice said regaining her posture, the doctor was about to call security on them but Klaus snatched the phone from him.

"There has been an assault in Mr. Big's office and we need security now, Shnell!" Klaus yelled through the phone. He slammed the phone back and turned to Lance.

"Now this is what's gonna happen Grant-" Klaus was cut off by Lance correcting him about his name.

"In about 60 seconds, two security guards will burst through this room, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood. And we're gonna tell them that you beat the shit out of us" Klaus dramatically faked sobbed.

Five gave Klaus a proud look "you're gonna do great in prison, Grant trust me I've been there. Little piece of chicken like you- you're just gonna do great that's all I'm saying" Alice let out her last giggle at that.

"Jesus, you're a real sick bastard," Lance said looking at Klaus.

"Thank you" Klaus sighed out as the doctor finally led them into the office to look for the file.

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Alice looked really disappointed in herself.

'They're gonna come in here and find nothing, I guess even the universe hates spoilers'

She thought as she looked worriedly at the scene that was about to unfold.

"Huh, that's strange" Lance said, rechecking the files in his hand.

"what?" Five asked, looking over the doctor's shoulder.

"The eye, it hasn't been purchased by a client yet" Lance said, looking confused as he looked through the file.

"What? What do you mean?" Klaus said, hopping off the counter and looking over the file above Lance's shoulder.

"Well uh, our logs say that the eye with that serial number... This can't be right, it hasn't even been manufactured yet. Where did you get that eye?" Five just sighed in annoyance.

'He really needs a break'

Alice thought as she followed them out of the building.

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"Well this is not good" Five said walking down the stairs.

"I was pretty goo-" Klaus was cut off by Alice.

"Klaus, what your about to say might be funny to some, but I think Five is getting really annoyed by now," Alice said, having a slight smile on her face as she gestured to an annoyed and frustrated Five.

"Fine!" Klaus groaned in a bored way.

"What's the big deal about this eye anyway?" Klaus asked.

"There's someone that's about to lose an eye in seven days, they're gonna bring about the end to life on this earth as we know it" Five said, pacing around a bit.

"And I can't tell the cause of it, cause this universe doesn't seem to like spoilers very much" Alice said crossing her arms.

"Yeah can I get my twenty bucks now or what?" Klaus said, Alice rolled her eyes and sighed at Klaus.

"Your twenty bucks?" Five growing more annoyed than ever.

"Yeah my twenty bucks" Klaus said not caring that Five just told him about the apocalypse.

"The apocalypse is coming and all you can think about is getting high?" Five said.

"Well, I'm also quite hungry tummy's a-rumblin'" Klaus imitating a rumbling sound. Alice sighed for the second time

"Klaus-" Alice was about to lecture Klaus but was cut off by Five.

"You're useless, you're all useless!" Five yelled.

Useless

Useless

Useless

Useless

The word kept replaying in Alice's mind, by now she should be used to hearing it. But when it came to Five it felt like she was hearing it for the first time, like when she was first called that when she was young.

Alice went silent and kept her head down, "you know what I know why you're so up tight! you must be horny as hell" Klaus said.

Alice remembered someone telling her that Five in the comics had a lot of flings with his co-workers. Alice shuddered at the thought and completely shook it off, "I wasn't alone" Five said

'Yeah he had a mannequin by his side, that's what happens when you have zero contact with humanity for years'

"The longest I've been with someone was, I don't know three weeks" Klaus said and was about to continue Five grabbed Alice and they blinked away.

They landed on a taxi as the driver yelped in surprise upon seeing Five.

"don't stop, just keep going," Five said, looking out the window and saluting at Klaus that was on the sideway.

Alice still remained silent as she looked out in the window as well.

"Hey" Five said, glancing at Alice.

"huh? what is it?" Alice said, snapping out of her thoughts.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you useless" Five said, when he said that  made Alice a warm feeling in her chest.

"It's uh f-fine, thanks" Alice said, but after she said that she yawned and felt her eyelids get heavy.

"How about you sleep for a while, I'll just wake you up when we get there" Five said, Alice was too tired to argue and let her eyelids fall. Her head fell on Five's shoulder, Five just smiled softly at how at peace she was when she was asleep.