(8/2/2019)

If you could title your country, what would it be and why?

First and foremost, the actual titles of my country (Philippines): Pearl of the Orient and The Sick Man of Asia

NOW TO MY TITLES

1. Land of Political Dynasties

Pretty obvious, mostly everyone who is in the Philippine government is part of a political dynasty. [Send help] Heck, even the current president (Rodrigo Duterte) is part of it since his daughter Sarah is mayor of Davao.

No offense, just saying the truth.

2. The Reason Why South Korea Is Corrupt

Time for some history: way back then, SK learned many things from PH. How to do telenovelas, etc. [And somehow K-dramas are popular than PH's, ironic.]

Philippines also taught South Korea corruption.

No idea where SK got its insanity-inducing grading system though.

Also I guess SK didn't get gender equality either. Since males are paid higher than females. [I found this as I did my research on South Korea, don't @ me]

3. Typhoon Tourist Spot

This can be understood in two ways.

First: Philippines is a total tourist trap with its one thousand one hundred and seven (1,107) islands.

Second: the weather. There are so many of them arriving on a yearly basis. Seriously, go look it up. I think PAG-ASA has the stats.