My name's Mitchel, i'm a normal high schooler..... The problem's that i'm too fat, well, i don't care about being chubby or a little thicc, but the problem is

I'm like the sun

Giant.

I was born with all of the dummy....

BUT NONE OF THE THICC!

Well, i can't say i'm not the wrong one here, i always eat what i like, no matter how problematic this is, example? Pizza on the breakfast...... Okay that i will never take away from my list, but eating a big sandwich...... that too, and...... Okay, i'm not going to go anywhere with all this talking, well, my best friend have been helping me, but i'm not that good with sports you know? I don't have a good spriting or stamina, and i'm not good with throwing things, so basically i'm stuck here....

Mitchel: .....

Danny: Mitchel.... CAN YOU STOP MUNCHING WHILE I'M TALKING WITH YOU?

Mitchel: But i can't! 'Munch' It's so good!!!

Danny: 'Sigh' We have to solve your problem, but how...... You wouldn't stop eating right?

Mitchel: No, never.

Danny: Dammit....... Huh?

There was a big poster on the wall

" New Restaurant, xxxx Street, Blairwood city, number XXXX-XXXX... "

Mitchel: ......

Mitchel started staring at Danny.

Danny: No.

Mitchel: Let's go!

Danny: NO!

It was no use, Mitchel started running as fast as he could... Which wasn't fast, but he was giving all he can to get in the place, Danny was following him, the place they got was a simple place, there were some tables and a nice appearance, but no one was there, well, it's new so there's not much to wait from it.

Mitchel: Let's go!

Danny: 'Sigh'

Entering inside, there was a high class there, an European design with a nice decision of White, Yellow and Black, when they sat at the table....

Danny: Huh?

A little girl with long black hair covering her face with a chef hat appeared out of nowhere, Danny was thinking that it was strange, meanwhile Mitchel was enjoying it.

Mitchel: ( Magic on the table! )

Danny: ... ( That's strange. )

She gave them the menu and picked a small notebook.

Danny: Hmm....

Mitchel: Well, what's with the empty menu?

She simply floated and sat in a table... I mean in the middle of the table, a man with chef clothes appeared.

Man: Hello there, my name's Jebediah C. Dean, but you can call me Eddie.

Mitchel: Hello there.

Danny: Uhm, Hi, what's with the empty menu?

Eddie: Oh ho! We don't have a menu.

Danny: Huh?

Mitchel: What do you mean?

Eddie: We make our food with a check up on the person and what they may desire or need, Erma? Can you check our gentlemans here?

Danny: Actually just him, i want just a cappuccino.

Eddie: Very well.

Erma was floating in front of Mitchel, she started drawing on the notebook, it was a skeleton with some black points and a strange language.

Eddie: Hmmm, i see, well, we are going to the kitchen, you two can have some water for now, Erma?

She made a glass of water appear out of nowhere.

Danny: ( What's with the magic. )

Mitchel: Well, all that running made me thirsty.....

Erma poured the water on both of their cups and

Eddie: If you excuse us

Went with Eddie to the kitchen again, leaving both of them alone.

Danny: What's with them...... I wonder...

Mitchel: Hey Danny?

Danny: Not now.

Mitchel: It's serious.

Danny: 'Sigh' What?

Mitchel: I never tasted a water so good like this one.

Danny: Huh?

Mitchel: It's like drinking the fountain of life's water and having all my problems clean away from my body.

Danny: Really? ..... 'Sip' !!! H-HUH?!

The water was so good, it can't be explained how it tasted, it's like the water had a delicious flavor that made their mouth watery.

Danny: I-It's good!

Mitchel: 'Sob' 'Sob'

Danny: Huh?

Mitchel: I don't know why 'Sob' But i want to cry 'Sob'

Danny: Hey man, are you okay?

Mitchel: No, do you have a handkerchief?

Danny: Uhm..... Here

Mitchel grabbed it and was cleaning his eyes, but the tears wouldn't stop

Danny: H-Hey, can you stop crying i-

Mitchel: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

The tears continued flowing like it was a waterfall, Danny was scared and even tried to help.

Danny: MITCHEL! HEY! HANG IN THERE!

" Ah, sorry for the wait- "

Danny: YOU TWO!

He was glaring at Eddie and Erma

Danny: What's happening?! WHY'S HE LIKE THA-

" Hey Danny! "

Danny: Huh?

Mitchel was smiling with his face fully awake.

Mitchel: I feel so good! Like i slept all the time i ever needed! I also don't have any bad feeling from my liver.

Eddie: That's because it's water from the mountains of the ice blocks from the Icy mountains of Siberia, drinking it makes you feel like you slept a full night of sleep and takes all your problems on your liver, like rocks and other problems

Danny: Then why do i-

Erma placed her finger on his mouth, like " Sssssshhh "

Eddie: That's because you slept well last night, so there's no effect on you, now..

He placed the plates for him to eat.

Mitchel: That's looking good!.... But i don't like vegetables that much

Eddie: It's because it's an antipasto with Mozzarella cheese and tomatoes.

Danny: Huh?

Eddie: Mozzarella cheese, it's a soft, fresh cheese whose fat has been taken out, everyone eats it in Italy.

Danny: Really? ( That guy's an Italian? )

Mitchel: Tell me more.

Erma writted in her notebook " Interested? "

Mitchel: Perhaps.

Eddie: The first people to use tomatoes in dishes were the Italians, no one can match an Italian when it comes to cooking or making tomatoes, I'm not trying to boast about them, this is just a cook's admiration for a beautiful people, i still try to learn it from them.

Mitchel: Hmmm...

Mitchel cutted a piece and putted on his mouth, Danny was just drinking his cappuccino while looking, Erma and Eddie were waiting his reply.

Mitchel: It's good, but why's the cheese doesn't have much flavor?

Eddie: No no, you have to eat it with the tomato together.

Mitchel: Huh? And what does eating with the tomato mak- 'Crunch'........

Danny: Huh?

Mitchel: DELICIOUS!!!!

Eddie: 'Chuckling'

Erma: 'Smile'

Mitchel: It's like the tomato juicy part mix with the softness of the cheese, it's like a mix, a cheese-tomato party! That's it! A cheese-tomato party!

Eddie: I'm absolutely chuffed that a handsome young Lad such as yourself enjoyed it.

Danny: Hey Mitchel, let me try it!

Mitchel: Huh?!

'Grab!'

Mitchel: Nope, you asked for a cappuccino, so take your cappuccino 'Tongue' 

Danny: HUH?!

Mitchel: This's so good i wouldn't give you, not even if you were about to die of hunger...

Mitchel took a piece, when Danny was thinking he would give him a taste

Mitchel: 'CRUNCH!' 'Munch' 'Munch' 'Gulp' Kuuuuh!!! I'm so glad to be born! Thank you Mom!

Danny: I knew you were a bastard! Okay then..... Sir, give me one of these!

Eddie: Okay then, but..... The only one whose bones will have a better treatment is the sir right over there with the weight problem.

Danny: ?

Mitchel: Huh? Bone problem?..... Come to think of it, my body feels a little strange.

Eddie: Sir, i recommend taking off your coat.

Mitchel was trying to move his arms but

'POP!!!'

A bunch of pop and crack sounds, Eddie and Erma were looking at both of them.

Eddie: The Calcium and the Iron on the dish are excellent for the skin and for the body, making it starts dissolving the bad parts and replacing with better ones...

He started scratching his skin, and it came off!

Danny: What's that?!

Eddie: That's dead skin, it's a proof that your body's working just fine and the metabolism's being repaired, your blood's flowing well and your bones are being replaced and rebuilt, now, keep scratching it, it's better if you take it all off your body as soon as possible.

Mitchel: AAAAAAAH!!!!

Mitchel was scratching, it was all coming off of him, it was all so scary.

Danny: MITCHEL! STOP! IT'S AS BIG AS A BOWLING BALL!!!

Mitchel: NO! YOU'RE WRONG DANNY!!!............ It's good!

Mitchel was flexing his arms and moving them on his back, it was so strange, he was so flexible

Mitchel: It's like i have muscles and bones made of gum, i would never be able to do this! It's incredible, look!

He did a strange move, he started moving his body back, like he was going to do a bridge, then he grabbed his shins and was just there looking at Danny.

Mitchel: See?

Danny: Eh?

Mitchel: My body's not even a little bit stiff anymore!

Eddie: So, shall we continue?

They both sat back at their seats, Eddie and Erma went to the kitchen and came back with another food.

Mitchel: What is it?

Eddie: It's.... Harlot Spaghetti!

It's made out of a pasta sauce that one of the oldest in the Italian cuisine, made in the city of Naples.

Mitchel: Is it pepper here?

Eddie: Yes, it's part of the recipe.

Mitchel: W-Well..... I don't eat spicy food, i can't even eat a spicy chip without a cup of soda by my side.

Danny: If you can't don't eat it...

Danny was glaring at Eddie and Erma, they noticed and stared back

Eddie: Hmmm?....

Danny: .......

Erma: ......

Eddie: 'Smile' Don't worry, i'm totally fine with not charging for that pasta, i'm going to make the main dish now..... But, my food's made so well that even people that doesn't like spicy food likes to eat it.

Eddie and Erma went back to the kitchen.

Danny: Hey, Mitchel?

Mitchel: Hmm? 'Lick' OUCH!

Danny: Don't you think it's strange here? Or even Bizarre?

Mitchel: What do you mean? 'Lick' OUCH!

Danny: Their food made you simply explode! And-

Mitchel: 'Lick'

Danny: CAN YOU STOP LICKING THAT FOOD?

Mitchel: I-I can't! I-I just can't stop licking it! For some reason, i can't stop eating the spaghetti sauc- 'Slurrp'

Danny: Huh?

Mitchel: 'Sluurrrrp'

Danny: W-WHY ARE YOU EATING IT?!

Mitchel: I-I don't 'SLuurp!!' I don't know! It's like when you eat sour chocolate and you don't like it but after some seconds you are eating more and more! 'SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!' SOOOOO GOOOOODDD!!!!

'CRACK!' 'FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'

A bunch of teeths flew out of his mouth.

Mitchel: W-Wai Mai Tchif!

Danny: Mitchel! S-Stay here okay? 

Danny ran inside the kitchen, it was so...... Strange? There was no one there, Eddie and Erma were nowhere to be seen, Danny was walking more deep into the kitchen, seeing that everything looked normal, one plate was made in the middle of the kitchen.

Danny: .....?..

A plate with some meat on it, but it didn't got much of his attention, but one thing did

" Yes, eat it as much as you want. "

In a tiny room in the back, a strange dog was eating a piece of the same meat from before

Eddie: Yes, yes, it looks like the Lamb with Apple sauce really IS a delicious dish....

But one thing started to happen, the dog was trembling, and then

'RIIIIP!!!'

He was ripped in half?!

'Thump!'

Danny: ( Dammit!. )

Eddie: ......What are you doing there? YOU SAW IT DIDN'T YOU?!

'FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-STAB!!!'

He threw a knife that landed perfectly on the wall, not only being placed on it but scaring Danny more.
Erma's hair was floating in the air, many objects around where floating around as well, but the darkness was stopping him to identify them

Eddie: You! You came here to spy on me!

The dog's body was being ripped more and more, his guts already exposed.

Eddie: You'll pay for what you did! PREPARE YOURSELF!

Danny: D-DON'T TRY TO SOUND THOUGH YOU AS-

'CRUNCH!'

Danny: Huh?!

Mitchel was behind him, eating the meat at such a high speed, but, noticing it, his mouth had some small parts of teeths, like they were just about to being born.

Danny: M-MITCHEL! DON'T EAT IT!

Mitchel: I-I CAN'T! IT'S FINGER LICKING GOOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH FLAVOR EXISTS!!! MY STOMACH HURTS! MY TEETH AREN'T EVEN BORN CORRECTLY! BUT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Danny: MITCHEL!

Mitchel: DELICIOUS!!! SO GOOOOOOOODDD!!!

'RIIIIIIP!'

His belly was ripped open

Mitchel: M-MY INNARDS!!!

Danny charged at him, in fear that his friend could die, but, Eddie and Erma were following him! With such a evilish and angry face.

Mitchel: M-MY STOMA-BLUUUUURGGGHHH!!!

Danny: HUH?!

He was puking blood, like all his organs were being expelled at once

Danny: MITCHEL!!!

Eddie's shadow was hovering Danny, Erma was following

Eddie: YOU'ILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID!

Danny: YOU BASTARD!

......................

Eddie: Clean your hands with soap at this moment right Now!

Danny: Eh?

Erma's objects weren't anything deadly, it were a bucket filled with water, a towel, some hand sanitize, well, everything for you to clean your hands.

Eddie: Unbelievable, entering the kitchen without permission's unforgivable! You! The kitchen must stay clean at all circumstances!

Danny: S-Soap, so you wanted me to clean my hands?

" Hey, Danny? "

Danny: Eh?!

Mitchel: Look at me!

Mitchel's body was smaller than before, he wasn't skinny, but he definitely wasn't as big as he was before, it's like he had half way done, but one thing could be seen, he was more ripped, you could see some muscles.

Mitchel: My stomach ache's gone, and look! 'SMILE!' My teeth are all good and replaced with new ones! I feel satisfyied too!

He was flexing his muscles like a bodybuilder.

Mitchel: My Body never Felt So Good!

Danny: EEEH!!???!!?!

Eddie: 'Chuckles' That's excellent for you, nothing brings me more joy than seeing a happy and healthy customer after eating my food, right Erma?

Erma: 'Nod' 'Smile'

'Bark' 'Bark!'

Danny: Huh? T-The dog?

Eddie: The dish was kinda iffy, i wasn't so sure about it, so i let him eat it first, his belly was upset too.

Danny: 'Sigh'

Eddie: So everything explained?

Danny: How does this food works? How you do that?

Eddie: Well, simple, my family cooking plus Erma's excellent choice of flavors.... Now.... YOU! YOU LACK COMMON SENSE!

Danny: HUH?!

Eddie: You touched things without washing your hands didn't you?! The number one enemy of a kitchen's germs, that's why we got angry!

Erma was staring at Danny with an angry face...... Do i need to tell you how cute it was?

Danny: I-I'm so sorry, so sorry!

Eddie: Hope you're ready to face your punishment as a young adult...... 'Smile' Now, can you please sit at your seat again? I'm preparing other dish.....................................................................................................

Mitchel: The dessert is Pudin? Hmpf, i'm a refined man, do you think a mere pudin can- 'Munch'........ DELICIOUS!!!! YOU TWO ARE GENIUS ERMA AND EDDIE! IT'S LIKE-

Enough with the flattering, Danny was cleaning the kitchen with some other things Erma handled him, like the broom and some sponge to clean the places.

Eddie: 'Chuckles' It seems he's pleased.

Erma: 'Thumbs up'

Siris: 'Bark'

Eddie: Huh? 

Danny: ....

Eddie: YOU! YOUR HANDS AREN'T MOVING!

Danny: S-SORRY!

The day was great, and the price for the food wasn't big! It was 29.79$

Eddie: Thank you for eating at Sawyer, see you later.

Eddie, Erma and Siris were bowing.