Admin: AHHHHHHHH 1000/10 ITD BE SO FUNNY HAHAHA AND CUTE AND JUST CONNIE NEEDS THIS BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY PUSSY HE'LL EVER GET

Connie: wot

Sasha: *blush* that's a ... why am I here?

Admin: *gives Sasha food*

Sasha: ohhhhh

Eren: you know what... this is gross I don't want to think of two of my comrades--

Admin: shut the fuck up, you jack off to this shît

Connie: nah, he doesn't watch porn. He jacks off to Mikasa

Eren: WHAT THE FUCK

Connie: I've seen it, like, literally you share a room with me, jean, bertholdt, reiner, ... and well yea everyone else.

Eren: wowkedkwlskwns what

Admin: WHAT *bursts out into laughter* DOES HE USE A PICTURE OR SOME SHIT AHHAHA

Connie: some times... some times he gets nudes... sometimes he spys on-

Admin: SHE SENDS HIM NUDES WHAT??

Connie: you didn't know that

Eren: *speechless*

Connie: yea, everyone knows, jean even saw them once

Admin: AHAHHAHHAHAH OH MY GOD

Connie: he's also just thought about her ya know... like he'll moan her name or something

Admin: WHAT... THE ... ACTAUL... FUCK.... OMG EREN YOURE A PERV.

Connie: I guess he thinks we can't hear him *snorts*

Eren: *punches connie*

Connie: *is knocked out*

Eren: I give them a 1/10 it's gross

Admin: Eren shut the FUCK up *still laughing*

Sasha: well now that Connie is unconscious and can't hear me *takes a bite* 10/10 he's hot n' all

Admin: ('O')

Eren: omg *red face from what happened with Connie*

Admin: wait how's Connie gonna rate it

Eren: trust me he'd say 10/10

Admin: what?

Eren: he doesn't stop talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity

Admin: oh my lord ... *nudges sasha* you hear that Sasha? *looks at Connie* I mean... he is unconscious

Sasha: *looks at him* *takes bite* *drags Connie away*

Eren: okay then ... *rubs hands together*

Admin: Eren.. we have some stuff to talk about

And here is a second smut photo bc its hot asf