Admin: fUCK no

Eren: what why

Admin: because I'm not Annie... and I don't want little dick

Eren: how do u know that he has a small dick

Admin: kdkskskdjdjjxn

Eren: ... uh

Admin: I know everyone's dick size

Eren: what's min-

Admin: 6

Eren: nope

Admin: bih I've seen ur fucking dick

Eren: ITS 5 U DIPSHIT

Admin: u have a small dick

Eren: I know

Mikasa: its not 5 *laughs*

Admin: what?

Eren: where tf did u come from

Mikasa: sorry bye

Admin: U LIED?

Eren: yea

Admin: ... I don't even wanna look at you *crosses arms*

Eren: okay

Admin: uhm so

Eren: legs rape the ship

Admin: okay that was not autocorrect

Eren: the legs was

Admin: yea

Eren: ANYWAYS

Admin: 1/10

Eren: 1/10

Eren: wait u fucker what's the photo all about

Admin: ummmm we've been over this OH AND THIS REMIDS ME I HAVE SOME JEANKASA SMUT

Eren: WHAT THE FUCK

Admin: *smiles*

Eren: why DO U EVEN HAVE THOSE

Admin: I've started to ship it recently

Eren: .... what

Admin: fuck I wasn't supposed to say anything

Eren: aghHHHHHHHHHHH

Admin: *eren screaming in the background* okay bye see u in the next chapter *runs up to camera*