Roxy Rocket

While on his patrol of the city, Eraserhead searches the city for any Villain activity. The patrol proved to be uneventful until he heard loud whooshing nearby followed by an excited cheer.

Eraserhead: What the.....

Eraserhead quickly rushes to where the whooshing was heard. Suddenly, he looked up to see a giant rocket flying through the air. 

Eraserhead: That's not normal. 

Eraserhead climbs to the rooftops to get a closer look at the rocket. As he did, he was able to spot a woman wearing a pilot's uniform riding the rocket. 

Eraserhead: Roxy Rocket. Great. Just when I thought this night couldn't get more intolerable. 

Eraserhead lets out an annoyed sigh as he uses his Combat Scarves to latch onto the rocket. As soon as he does, Eraserhead hands onto the Combat Scarves as the rocket flies through the sky. Meanwhile, Roxy Rocket hollers in excitement. 

Roxy Rocket: Now this is a thrill! 

As Roxy pilots her rocket, she looks down and sees Eraserhead hanging from the rocket. A smile falls on her face. 

Roxy Rocket: Hey there, handsome! If you wanted a ride, all you had to do was ask!

Eraserhead: Stop the rocket, now!

Roxy Rocket: Sorry handsome, but no can do! 

Roxy Rocket then begins performing tricks on the rocket in an attempt to get Eraserhead off. Despite this, Eraserhead continues to hang on. Eraserhead begins to climb the rocket slowly but surely. Soon enough, he manages to get on top of the rocket. 

Eraserhead: Fun's over, Rocket! 

Roxy Rocket: Oh the fun's just starting!

Eraserhead: Save it for the police, Rocket.

Roxy Rocket: Unfortunately, it's the third-act climax, and you're not in the final scene.

Roxy then pulls out her ray gun and begins shooting at Eraserhead. Eraserhead dodges the attacks and lunged at Rocket. He then knocks the day gun out of her hands.

Roxy Rocket: Not bad! You missed your calling, Eraserhead. You should have been in the movies.

Eraserhead: Give it up, Roxy.

Roxy Rocket: I'm afraid that's not in my nature.

Eraserhead: Mine neither.

Roxy Rocket: That's what makes us a perfect couple!

Eraserhead: Not interested!

As Eraserhead says that, Roxy veers her rocket to the right. This caused Eraserhead to fall off the rocket. Luckily, Eraserhead was able to grab the Combat Scarves he used to climb onto the rocket.

Eraserhead: In the name of.....

Roxy looks down and sees Eraserhead trying to climb back up. She then glances over to a billboard on top of a building.

Roxy Rocket: Well, you've got the skills, you've got the guts, but you just don't have the tools! Hang on tight, handsome! We're going for a ride!

Roxy then flies her rocket into billboard sign. Eraserhead clings to the Combat Scarf tightly as he's pulled through the billboard. Doing this stunt causes some damage to the rocket. Rocket looked down and saw Eraserhead nowhere to be seen. She lets out a sigh. 

Roxy Rocket: A shame. I guess nothing lasts forever. 

Suddenly, Eraserhead puts her in a headlock. 

Eraserhead: Oh I don't think so. 

Roxy was able to break free from the headlock by headbutting Eraserhead off of her. She then sets her rocket on auto pilot and begins heading towards an abandoned building. 

Eraserhead: What are you doing?!

Roxy Rocket: Testing your true mettle, Eraserhead. Jump now and you just might land on soft ground. 

Eraserhead: And if I don't?

Roxy Rocket: You'll either crash into that building or hit the ground ahead.

Eraserhead: So will you. 

Roxy Rocket: Now you understand the game. Time is running out. Better make your move.

Eraserhead attempts to call her bluff. As he stares her down, the rocket speeds it's way closer to the building. As she becomes concerned, she reaches for the controls, but Eraserhead grabs her wrists. 

Eraserhead:  I thought you enjoyed risk.

At this point, Roxy grew more and more excited as the rocket got closer and closer to the building. Soon, a wild smile falls on her face. 

Roxy Rocket: Oh, baby, you're the best! The ultimate thrill! The final stunt! Me and you! 

Eraserhead then grabs Roxy and both jump out of the rocket. The rocket then collides into the building, creating a huge explosion. As the plummet to the hard ground, Roxy whispers in his ears. 

Roxy Rocket: I knew it would be this way. The final stunt is the best.

Eraserhead then uses his Combat Scarves to latch onto a streetlight. This allows him to control his descent, causing them to both land safely to the ground. As Eraserhead gets up, so does Roxy. She then approaches him in a seductive manner. 

Roxy Rocket: What? I get it. We live to play another day. I like that in a man, Eraserhead. You and me could make the perfect team!

Before she could react, Eraserhead ties her arms behind her back with his Combat Scarves. She tries to break free, but is unable to. 

Roxy Rocket: What's this?

Eraserhead: My kind of game. And you lost.

As Eraserhead ties up Roxy, Rocket, the explosion from the rocket attracts the authorities. Eraserhead leaves the area as the authorities arrest Roxy Rocket for her crimes. As the police put Roxy into the police car, Eraserhead looks on from a nearby rooftop. 

Eraserhead: Never a moment of peace and quiet.....

After the police take Roxy Rocket into custody, Eraserhead gathers his bearings and leaves the area to continue his patrol of the city. 

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