~O~

It had been a very busy week, to say the least. A very busy few weeks actually. 

Between the fall of the Symbol of Peace and the students moving into the dorms under UA's watchful eye, it was natural for everyone to have their energies sucked out dry. It wasn't just for the students, the entire nation had been shaken up by the recent incidents but they were recovering from it gradually. The government and the heroes were cooperating better as they slowly began to fill the space that All Might's retirement had left in the society. Training was coming in harder for the students, they knew they had to get better, stronger at a faster pace. Most spare hours were left for sparring and or homework. Work load increased on the teachers too as they started to handle their student body at a larger scale considering how the kids were now under their care 24/7 and they had to absolutely make sure they were safe and well.

So, it was natural that once a free day came by with nothing to do but to laze around in the common room they all felt terribly exhausted. Kaminari even joked about them defeating Aizawa in a few days with their designer eyebags. The rest of his friends gave the signature Aizawa smile in return which only proved his point and might have freaked him out a little bit too. 

It was a Saturday evening. All homework and assignments finished, no training left to catch up on. All twenty of them scattered around the common area comfortably as they busied themselves with the murder documentary playing on the television. They vaguely remembered Hound Dog saying something about watching happy, cute or funny things after a traumatic experience that was bound to leave a mental scar to haunt them for the rest of their lives but they were already near the ending so why should they not find out who killed Ryukyu's old sidekick in a mad frenzy of revenge? So cuddled up in groups of three or four under warm blankets with bowls of popcorn, Class-1-A watched closely as the mystery unravelled before their eyes.

It was actually kind of funny since two of their teachers — Eraserhead and All Might were both involved in the incident and they could've just asked them about it in person and had gotten a quicker and more real story in detail. Also the two teachers were right there, sitting by the kitchen counter, probably grading their papers. They chose to ignore what they were doing. No one wanted to see how they did in the last test. No one.

"Man! I can't believe that was it!" Kirishima exclaimed as he stretched out his arms. The documentary concluded with the serial killer remaining unidentified for some reason. They should have just asked their teachers who the murderer was but eh, nevermind.

"Bet the villain wasn't sparkling enough to be worthy of any screen time."

"Truly a mad banquet of darkness,"

"But, hey, that wasn't the full story...." Izuku picked at his lips, no one was fast enough to stop the storm that came afterwards, "They cut out a lot of important details near the end, not forgetting the fact that they didn't even reveal the villain. I remember reading about this incident a few years back on this not-sketchy website, they did manage to find the villain and it was the infamous serial killer Simmer in case you were wondering who's mostly known in the villainous underground for keeping his victim's bodies in tanks filled with boiling hot acid for days after brutally killing them — but that's not the point since he was caught and imprisoned. I'm sure the real reason they didn't reveal him was because of his familial relationship with the sidekick in question and not because his work wasn't suitable enough to be shown on television. Which also begs the question, why are they trying to hide something that was made semi-public about three years ago? Maybe Ryukyu's agency is planning to see whether Simmer left some underlings with how—"

"Okay, sure, grandma. Let's get you to bed." Kaminari patted him on the back, cutting him off before he could start theorizing wild reasons as to why the villain wasn't revealed. The green head immediately clamped both his hands on his mouth and started apologizing profusely.

"By the way," Aizawa spoke up from the kitchen counter immediately catching all of their attention, "Simmer being the sidekick's sibling was never made public or semi-public and I would like to know what website you read that off?"

Izuku chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his neck, "O-Oh... Well, uh... The website didn't really say it was her brother or they had any relation at all— I just guessed based on the picture they attached... With it... Since, um... You know, their facial features were a lot... Similar?"

"Sure..." Aizawa didn't sound as sure as he tried to convey he was but the atmosphere was suddenly starting to get a bit awkward so the resident alien queen decided to speak up,

"Hey, hey, we have about like 36 hours without any schoolwork and we've already watched a murder documentary. Plus, Bakugou's already gone to bed so... Are you picking up what I'm putting down?" Everyone nodded, everyone who wasn't Shoto Todoroki. Eighteen pairs of eyes silently turned to the heterochromatic boy with an encouraging glint. At least the boy picked up the fact that they wanted him to try and guess what Mina meant. Shoto crossed his arms over his chest and began to hum in thought. It wasn't after a good five minutes of thinking when Shoto replied,

"Are we... Are we going to murder someone?"

Whatever All Might was trying to drink was immediately spewed out along with blood at the boy's speculation. Aizawa rubbed his back with an indifferent expression as wet coughs rattled the tall man's frame. Izuku and Tenya were both at the retired blonde's side in an instant while the others helped ease Shoto's confusion, or well they at least tried to. Maybe.

"Not today, Todoroki. Not today, my friend." Ochako said, wiping away fake tears.

"Bummer." The heterochromatic boy deadpanned.

"Please don't murder anyone, ribbit?"

"Only if you say so," Tsuyu didn't fear many things but Ochako and Shoto sounded like they were onto something and honestly, that was enough to keep her up for the nights to come.

"Well, wasn't that lovely?" Mina mumbled before raising her cheery voice, "Now back to the main topic. I meant; game night!"

"Game night! Game night!" Ejirou and Denki chanted.

"Game night! Game night!" Ochako and Tooru joined. 

"No, you fools! Absolute buffoons!" Sero interrupted, easily silencing them with faux anger, "I can't believe you would start acting so childishly for something neither our class representative nor our teachers agreed to. And right in front of them too, heathens."

All of the others stopped and bowed to apologize, with Ochako speaking their minds with a respectful tone, "Of course, sir. How rude of us. Let us apologize for our misbehavior and manipulate the teachers into letting us have a game night." With that, nineteen pairs of eyes slowly but not so subtly turned towards the two teachers standing in the kitchen.

Aizawa sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose before replying to their hopeful glances, "Don't get kidnapped, don't kill anyone and don't wake me up. Bother All Might if you want." The said retired hero didn't interject but only let out a tired huff, knowing it was going to be a long night.

"Peachy." Ochako gave her homeroom teacher a big thumbs up while the rest of the class silently cheered behind her. Afterwards, the raven haired man didn't waste much time in collecting his half of the papers and leaving for his room. All Might only stood there between Izuku and Tenya awkwardly, not really knowing what he was supposed to do here instead of quietly grading his half of the papers and making sure nothing got caught on fire.

"So, what are we gonna play?" Kyoka asked, raising her hand.

"Well, let's see…" Sero said, taping his chin, "Mario kart is two centuries too outdated, Kaminari doesn't know how monopoly works, I doubt anyone accept Iida, Tokoyami or Momo would be up for chess, truth or dare and twister are a no-no cause we ain't in a shoujo trying to play cupid and Bakugou burnt uno after Midoriya kept winning on accident."

Izuku poked his head from behind his mentor, "What about hero call?" 

"Yes, Midoriya." Tenya let out a long overdue sigh and poked out his head from the other side of the retired hero, "Let's play the most discriminatory and controversial game to ever exist, a game that's banned in over twenty countries, is bound to raise a multitude of questions about our actions and morals, give at least one person an existential crisis, the game most likely to end in a fight and which we don't own either."

"I can make it," Momo offered before realizing she didn't wait for an answer from the class representative or their heroics teacher and made everything required for the game on a whim, "Nevermind, I already did."

"So, hero call it is, then?" Izuku asked, excited and hopeful. To be honest, he had never actually played the game before. Maybe once when he started muttering a storm midway and Katsuki flipped over the board in exasperation but let's not count that. The name of the game consisted of the word 'hero' and just that was enough to rile him up.

"What, no! Not unless our teacher is okay with what we're playing!" Tenya said as he aggressively chopped the air with his usual robotic hand gestures.

"I mean… It is quite fun." All Might only shrugged, maybe he was playing favorites because someone really wanted to play the game but Aizawa wasn't here and you didn't need to know.

Izuku positively beamed upon hearing that as he clapped his hands together, "Hero call it is, then!"

"Why do I even bother?"

~O~

It didn't take the students too long to hurdle up in a circle on the carpeted floor of the common area. Although only seven of them were actually going to play the first round, the rest were still there. The eight students were chosen by a quick game of rock, paper, scissors while the others sat back to observe them. The first eight students playing were Tenya, Ochako, Denki, Ejirou, Shoto, Mina, Yuga and Izuku.

"I still think this was a bad idea," 

"Hush now, Iida. Pick a card so we can decide our roles."

"Fine…" Tenya sighed and went to do as Ochako said. Once he picked up the card from the first of the three decks, the others followed suit by picking up their own. Tenya and Yuga both got a card labelled 'Hero', meaning they were to play heroes in the game while Ejirou's card said 'Sidekick', the redhead was still excited to play the game nonetheless. Ochako ended up with a 'Support' role while Denki somehow got the role of the mayor. Mina and Shoto both got to be civilians while Izuku let out a subtle but childish whine upon seeing his role, "Again? Really?" As one could tell, the green head would be playing the villain. Just like the first time he played the game.

"That's fine, Deku! I'm sure you'll make a great villain! I mean— Uh… If you want to— Wait no, um..." The brunette rubbed the back of her head, finding her usual reassurance a bit unsuitable for the situation. The green haired boy just waved it off with an awkward smile.

"It's starting…" The class representative mumbled under his breath. He knew it. He had seen and heard enough from Tensei about this game to know it would end in a fire and heartbreak and lots and lots of trust issues. Dammit, why didn't they just go for another murder documentary?

"Take a chill pill, Iida. Nothing bad's gonna happen, dude." Denki interrupted his train of thoughts by settling an arm around his shoulders in a friendly manner, "Not when I'm the mayor, not when I run this shit. Have no fear for I am here, amirite?"

"That is just another problem but let's continue," Denki's confused, "Wait what?" was ignored and the rest of the teenagers went for the second deck, picking up a random card to now know what kind of quirks their characters would have. Tenya went first again, getting a card that read 'Emitter' which was actually quite beneficial for him. Emitter quirks had a wide range of function and they always amazed the blue haired boy so as much as he knew that there was nothing but chaos ahead in the game, he could still have fun with a creative quirk — they could make up quirks of their own or use any other existing one that fitted the type. Personally, Tenya wanted an elemental quirk so maybe he would go for that. Shoto picked up a card next and got a mutation type quirk. 

"Can I be a penguin?" The heterochromatic blurted out as soon as he saw his card.

"Sure… Can we ask why though?" Mina asked, tilting her head to the side, not understanding why the boy would want to be a penguin of all things. Surely, there were better animals suited for a mutation quirk.

The boy in question replied with his ever stoic gaze, the difference being the intensity in his gaze that was perhaps enough to shatter the barriers between their universe and perhaps another, "Penguins are cool," Nobody asked him anything further. They were too scared to do so.

Wordlessly everyone else picked their own cards and made up their minds on what quirk they would have in the game. Ejirou and Mina also ended up getting emitter type quirks like Tenya — the blue haired boy chose an earth manipulating quirk while the pink skinned girl chose explosion, she also dropped in a quick, "Let's see how long does it take Bakugou to realize I used his quirk and what would be his reaction," Regardless to say, she was quite a powerful citizen. Ejirou decided to go with a quirk that would help make Tenya's more powerful since he was the sidekick so he picked a boosting quirk. Yes, there were far better options but our resident hard boy wasn't much of a thinker. 

Denki was the quirkless mayor, sad life.

Yuga got to pick a transformation quirk and everybody knew what was coming, "Moi shall be a magnifique disco ball~! Nothing shall shine brighter than me!" Everyone simply agreed with him with a sweat drop because he wasn't really wrong, no one could disagree with him. If anyone did they'd probably be left blinded by his unparalleled twinkle. Ochako also ended up with a transformation type quirk but couldn't decide what would go well with her job as a supporting character. She would ask Izuku but the green haired boy was far too into what could only be a strategy under development, the string of words that escaped his mouth were faster than usual as he pulled at his lips. It was times like these that the brunette wondered if Izuku could rap as well, maybe they should find out next weekend with a karaoke night. Yeah, that sounded like a good idea. Anyway, she needed to think of a transformation type quirk. What would be good for a supporting character…? Robot arms to work more efficiently? Perhaps, she would have to go with that.

Izuku was the quirkless villain, sad life.

With that everyone had their characters and quirks decided, so the game began.

"Alright so, Kirishima you patrol around the shopping district while Aoyama stays by that park. I will start from the hero agency. Uraraka will stay at the support block. By the rules, the villain's location will stay unknown — which is another reason why this game is labeled so controversial by many players worldwide but ignoring that where do the civilians wish to start?" Tenya stated, taking the lead of the game.

Mina puffed up her cheeks and replied, "There's a shopping mall, how can you expect us to not start at the shopping mall?" 

"Us?" Tenya asked to confirm whether or not Shoto also wanted to begin there.

The heterochromatic boy replied monotonously, "A cool penguin cannot afford to stand without some snazzy sunglasses. Plus, I have my dad's credit card." With the last statement, Shoto also brought out the said credit card to add weight to his statement. When and how on earth did he swipe that off Endeavor? We would never know.

"You… You can't actually use that." The only reply to that statement was a second lasting manic grin from Shoto which was enough to instill the fear of god into the rest of his classmates. Spoiler: Endeavor woke up broke the very next day. While everyone recovered from whatever that was, Izuku shuffled the third deck that held comparatively more cards than the last two decks since this one would help them chose their moves in the game. 

"Um, hello? What about me?" Denki asked as he waved in front of Tenya and the others, perhaps to remind them that maybe, you know, he was playing too!

"Well, since you're the mayor… Wouldn't you be like, at your office or something?" The brunette asked more than said as she raised an eyebrow. Izuku chimed in, "Well, the mayor is technically the highest in the hierarchy, having a sort of command on quite literally everyone except the villain unless the said villain is captured, so he can start anywhere he wishes to."

"Well then, I'm joining my bros in the shopping mall!" The electric blonde exclaimed, "You can't tell me Mina is taking Katy Perry the Second here to shopping and expect me to not butt in, uh-huh." Afterwards, since Tenya had picked up the other two cards first, the green haired boy extended his scarred hand and presented the third deck to his friend so he could pick up a card with his signature soft smile — now if it was anyone who has played hero call with him before, they would rather die than pick a card from a deck he shuffled but sadly, Tenya only trusted that smile and picked up a card. A war was soon to come.

"Ah, this right off the bat huh?" Tenya sighed as he looked at his card which was everything but what he wanted, "There's an emergency at the shopping mall district. We don't know the cause yet. Kirishima, you're the closest hero to the scene so it's your turn to pick a card." And so the redhead did as he was told with an excited smile. He picked up a card from the deck Izuku presented him — these people really trusted him, huh. "Oh no…" Ejirou gasped, "Oh nO!"

"What's wrong? Is my life in danger? Is Endeavor dead? Is it Deku slander?! Is Mina actually a brainwashed alien sent to us by NASA so they could spy on UA's flawed system of raising the next generation of heroes? Is Midoriya really All Might's secret lovechild?!" Shoto exclaimed somehow still keeping the stoic expression as each accusation grew more and more intense.

Ochako tried to calm him down but it didn't really work, "Um, Todoroki, I don't think that—!"

"AM I TRULY A PENGUIN?!" 

Ejirou cut in, waving his card around to show what he got, "NAH, MY MANLY BRO. THERE'S A BOMB IN THERE!" 

"Oh that's it?" Apparently a bomb didn't phase him much so Shoto managed to calm himself down. Honestly, the entirety of UA shouldn't fear bombs at this point — imagine if they actually found a bomb on campus one day, they would all be just standing there like, "Oh yeah, that's normal. Boom." The villains would probably end up crying.

For some reason, a bomb was enough to terrify the redhead, "IT'S A BOMB. A WHOLE UNMANLY BIG FAT BOMB. WE CAN ALL DIE IF IT GOES BOOM."

"Honestly, it ain't worse than Deku slander." Ochako spoke nothing but the truth.

Shoto added, "Stan Midoriya or die."

"YES, BUT THE BOMB—"

"You're panicking a lot for someone who befriended a walking bomb." Mina raised an eyebrow at Ejirou's reaction to a bomb of all things. 

"Well you see, Mina," Ejirou cleared his throat to explain the differemce between the two bombs, "Yes, Bakugou is a walking bomb that may explode whenever but I doubt that man has it in him to actually murder someone. Not to mention my actual quirk is hardening which helps me in not getting hurt by those explosions. But, here, in this damned game, I chose a boosting quirk that will only kill me faster if a bomb decided to go off in the middle of a mall filled with citizens and the mayor!"

"Oh, I see," Denki said as he sipped on his tea he got from probably Momo — funny how he also had a fake mustache on to fit in the role. There was a moment of peace before Denki realized what was happening, "WAIT! THAT MEANS I'M ABOUT TO DIE? AT LEAST LET US WASTE ENDEAVOUR'S MONEY ON GUCCI SOCKS BEFORE KILLING US MIDORIYA."

The emerald eyed boy only shrugged, "Sure? Go get everyone Gucci socks, then I'll kill you."

"NOT THE POINT—"

"CIVILIANS PICK YOUR CARDS BEFORE BUYING GUCCI SOCKS." Tenya stepped in, his hands furiously chopping the air as he yelled the game's instructions, "THE MAYOR TOO."

"WHY ARE Y'ALL YELLING?" Sero asked from the couch where many others were sitting, observing the game.

"WE LIVE WITH BAKUGOU! IT'S BAKU-ITIS." 

"OH RIGHT."

"I ALMOST HEARD BAKU-TITS, DON'T BULLY ME PLEASE—"

"But are you wrong though?"

While everyone continued to yell incomprehensible words, Shoto reached out to pick his card that would determine his reaction to the situation as a civilian. The way a sudden twinkle appeared in his eyes told the observers, mostly Tsuyu, that it wasn't a reaction a civilian should have in a situation like this, "That bomb can't kill me. I'm a bomb too, a sexy and smart bomb. Therefore, I'm going to panic buy everything I can get my hands on." Shoto flashed the credit card again, seriously who's teaching him these things?

"You go do that, my guy. For I will," Mina declared as she picked up a card for herself, "Fight the heroes like a true Karen. Woooh, I knew that explosion quirk would come in handy."

"Please don't hurt me, I'm just a power boosting baby." Ejirou cried, "A manly power boosting baby."

"Fine, I'll fight the bomb." Mina said, crossing her arms on her chest.

The desicion only made Ejirou cry again, he was crying a lot but it was okay, crying was manly, "YOU CAN'T FIGHT A BOMB WITH A BOMB? I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S DANGEROUS OR SOMETHING."

"Since when does Karen care?"

"Good point but please don't, I'm going to cry." The redhead said as if he wasn't on the second verge of tears.

Izuku chuckled as he watched the chaos spread, "I love how I haven't even done anything yet,"

"Oh, I saw you." Ochako wiggled her eyebrows, slightly nudging Izuku with her elbow.

Izuku deadpanned in response, "I bribed you with mochi." Ochako shook her head, slyly smiling, "No, you didn't." The green head returned the gesture, "I'm bribing you with mochi." One could say the brunette was satisfied with that exchange, "That's more like it."

"The fuck did I just witness?"

"Two criminally underrated best friends who can and might commit war crimes in the near future," Yuga replied with a undeniable twinkle. He probably was the only one not panicking since his character was as far away from the threat as possible.

"Right… Anyway as the mayor I," Denki picked up a card, "Call the heroes and get to safety. Thank fuck. Of course I do it. Who else is smart enough for that? Certainly not Kirishima given by how he's the sidekick and yet all he has done here is cry like a baby, a very manly baby."

"Alright, so before I get grey hairs, let's get over with this. Aoyama and I arrive at the scene and then we," Tenya stated, after which both boys pick a card, "I try to evacuate the area while Aoyama uses his quirk, most likely to detect the location of the bomb. On that note, can a disco ball detect a bomb?"

"I dunno about that but I'm fighting you for no reason while my trusted pokeball buys the entire place," Mina replied, that was not something civilians should do in an emergency but that more or less was what civilians actually do in an emergency.

"Tu fais toi but my card says I can get help from support, so help me find the bomb mademoiselle!" Yuga flipped his hair and turned to Ochako.

"Here we go then!" Ochako beamed, picking up a card, "Woah, it looks like we manage to get in contact with the villain instead. I wonder why I have the villain's number though. Totally not because he bribed me earlier and I might be the traitor, nope, never. These cards are onto something, I swear to All Might."

Izuku went next and finally picked a card, "All the while I… Also get in touch with the heroes? What? I thought I shuffled them differently?"

"Bit sus—" Izuku ignored Denki and went on, "Anyway, so currently Uraraka and Aoyama are on phone with me, who's calling Iida while he fights an explosive Karen. Kirishima is crying and Todoroki has bought everything labeled Gucci and Chanel along with all the ice cream. The mayor most likely locked himself up in the restrooms. I like this game. I like this a lot."

Ochako nodded, "Mhm. Iida, you're next. How's that fight going?"

The blue haired picked up a card and looked as if he gave up life then and there, "The cards say I died. How? I can manipulate the earth? That firework quirk shouldn't be able to kill me? This isn't fair? Is it because that quirk is flashier than mine? How come Karen has more training than an actual pro? Is this real? Has this happened before? Do panicked civilians really kill the heroes in a frenzy?"

"Statistics say, yes, yes and yes." Izuku replied while reading the ratios of such events from his notebook.

"I hate life." The class representative concluded.

"We broke him." The brunette suppressed a snort,  "Well, he more or less jinxed himself when he said someone was gonna get a crisis, so..."

Shoto resorted to patting his friend on the back, "It's okay, Iida, I'll share my ice cream with you. You won't hate life anymore then."

"Thank you, Todoroki."

"Of course, that's what a cool penguin does." Tenya looked as if he would start crying any minute at that.

"Anyway, now that Iida is dead, his trusty sidekick has to pick up the phone. Kirishima pick up your card and tell us what do you do when a villain calls you?" Izuku asked.

"I pick up the call and try to serenade you," Ejirou read his card, "Like a gay man, you know?"

"The newly dead hero's trusty sidekick was madly in love with the villain, what a tragedy!" Denki exclaimed, dramatically bringing the back of his hand to his forehead. "Now only if the other hero could do anything!"

At that, Yuga picked his card, "Moi tries to resolve the emergency, which means going and detonating the bomb? Que diablos? I haven't even found the bomb though?"

"I'm still on the phone with the villain, maybe I can ask him where it is?" Ochako suggested ad she also picked up a card, "Nevermind, drop a knock knock joke… Hey, Deku, knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not yo' dad." The green haired boy gasped, trying his best to appear offended but it didn't last long before Shoto cut in with, "That's not true, All Might's right there—"

"THAT'S IT, I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR GUCCI SOCKS CAUSE I'M BLOWING THIS PLACE UP." Izuku yelled, he has had enough of the secret lovechild theory even if he knew it was partially true but the others couldn't say that because he was a scary quirkless villain right now. He even rejected Ejirou's love, now how evil was that? All For One could never... Actually, nevermind, he would though.

Anyhow, Izuku picked up another card in order to work on that threat, only to find something entirely else, "Order… Pizza? Order pizza?! Really?! Oh come on!" He really thought his age old method of shuffling cards and getting all where he wanted would work this time, but of course the method wasn't exactly that efficient. It was still a surprise to him to see how much only his cards were different than the ones he wanted them to be. "I don't know about you guys but some pepperoni pizza sounds really good before dying in a terrorist attack." Denki shrugged, bold of him to assume Izuku was in the mood to share some pizza with them after his sneaky cheating trick somewhat failed.

Izuku pouted and called for pizza delivery while the others continued the game.

Mina was thriving, she was fighting every thing — alive or not — left and right. That explosion quirk was doing wonders for her, so much that at this point, she had done more damage than the villain. Shoto had decided to join the mayor in the locked restrooms after buying everything that had a name, sadly a lock picker wasn't an available role in the game so they were stuck till the bomb went off and killed. Last we checked, Ejirou got rejected by Izuku over a phone call of all things, even though he sang for him. Tenya was dead.

Since, someone's shuffling technique failed, so all eyes were on Yuga to solve the commotion by finding that damned bomb and defusing it.

The blonde boy picked up a card and let out a very creative string of French swear words.

"Yo… What happened now?" Denki asked, the others were too looking at the French blonde expectantly, waiting to find out what they were to face next. Yuga only turned the card around to show the rest of his peers that it read, "Lol you fucked up." So, in simple words, Yuga tried to detonate a bomb he couldn't even find and ended up setting it off instead, therefore, everyone except the villain died and the said villain got pepperoni pizza. Fun.

"Well… I guess I won," Izuku shrugged, devouring his pizza that just arrived.

"You cheated though—" Ochako dropped another bomb before floating out of the danger's perimeter.

"URARAKA, YOU SNITCH—!"

"IT AIN'T MY FAULT, I'M A TRAITOR AND SO ARE YOU!"

"YOU SNITCHED ON MOCHI!"

"AYO GET BROCCOLI BOY, I DIDN'T DIE IN A BATHROOM STALL FOR THIS."

"WATCH FOR THE— FUCK!"

"TODOROKI, DON'T SNEEZE—!"

"OH SHIT THERE'S A FIRE NOW!"

"I SEE WHY IIDA HATES THIS GAME NOW."

"IT'S BAKU-ITIS AGAIN."

"I HEARD BAKU-TITS AGAIN SORRY—!"

"May All Might be with you all."

In conclusion, game nights are fun, unless Deku decides to deck you by shuffling the cards wrong.

~O~

I stopped thinking midway idk what this is :')