"wake up sleepy head."

"m'up..." Jiah groans, tugging on the hood of her jacket, bringing it down to cover her face as she curls into a ball on the couch, sighing softly at how peaceful it felt until now.

"Yeah sure, where did you put your son?" Yoongi asks, tossing around the cushions as he most probably searches for the TV remote, then clicks his tongue shoving the girl away and smiles at the little black remote control.

"Yah!" She glares at the elder, earning a look from him as she gathers herself and sits properly, leaving enough space for Yoongi to sit.

"Where's Jihun?" He asks again.

"Sleeping," She answers this once, "He's cried all night for god knows what reason and I'm so close to passing out right now."

Yoongi laughs at her misery without brooding much over the issue and keeps himself occupied, switching through channels until he finds the news ones. Jiah hisses at the choice, shaking her head at how terrible life can be at times with Min Yoongi to possibly have him looking for news channels.

"What?" The elder male cocks an eyebrow, not yet sparing her a glance.

"What ?" She shrugs and that is enough for Yoongi to roll his eyes and mind his own business, not to mention at eight in the morning in somebody else's place.

"The Park group is set to conquer-"

"Drop in temperature by 3.6°-"

"You really are having some weird problem, aren't you oppa?" The girl finally asks, her eyes squinting at the man sprawled on the couch in front of her, dressed in his lazy sunday joggers and a loose black hoodie. His features display a questionnaire when he turns to look at her, and Jiah shakes her head, explaining further, "I mean, you're just switching channels... News ones on top of that! That is not what Min Yoongi does!"

"And what does Min Yoongi do according to your study?" His voice is coated with boredom as it stays monotonous and slow in pace, almost like an audio version of a turtle moving back to the sea from the cost.

"Well, he roasts me."

"You want me to roast you now?"

"Obviously not, roast yourself." She huffs, "Y'know what? Just continue going through those weird channels."

"The stock markets have been-"

"Korean actor, Kim Taehyung is set to-"

"Recent crimes activities are-"

"What?" Jiah frowns, her attention snaps to the television and then to Yoongi, "Put that back!"

"What? Do you have some weird problem too?"

"Oppa!" She shrieks, "Change the channel! They said Kim Taehyung!"

"Stop shouting first." He hisses poking his ear and looks back at the screen, "Why do you care if it's Kim Taehyung or anyone."

"I don't care, but I wanna see." Yoongi stares at her for a moment before nodding at the words and changes the channel, gathering all of his attention and focusing it on the lady reciting the news.

"We're proud to say there are people like Kim Taehyung who invest themselves for the cultural growth of the country and even is one of the youngest contributors to Korea's economy with his recent global hits. After Park Jimin, the CEO of Park Holdings Inc., and a few partners, Kim Taehyung has been the next youngest billionaires in Korea. Completing his shoots for the upcoming movie, the actor is ready to fly back to Korea next week. Fans are excited to welcome and-"

"What the fuck is this?!" Yoongi scowls, turning off the television and stands up from the couch. All his ease vanishing in a moment. He turns to find Jiah staring at the blank screen absent-mindedly, looking lost as she bites her lower lip.

"Jiah," She flinches despite the soft tone of the voice and the familiar warm hand on her shoulder, turning to Yoongi with a hastened gaze as if desperately wanting to hear that this news is fake.

"Why..." Her voice comes at a whisper, she blinks a few times attempting to see a clearer picture of the man in front of her and her home, but everything appears blurred for a moment until a tear drops.

"Hey, relax. You said you don't care about him. Then why are you so bothered with him coming back?" He says.

"I don't know" She shakes her head, "I don't want him here, oppa... Do something, please I don't- I... I don't know why..."

"Listen, relax, sit down." Yoongi says, making her sit on the couch and grabs a bottle of water from the coffee table, opening the lid and bringing it near her lips. She takes a sip, taking a few deep breathes and wipes her tears.

"I'm okay" She says.

The elder stays quiet for a minute, taking her hand in his as his thumb draws gentle circles on the back and occasionally brushing her knuckles. He glances at her face and pulls her in a hug, "He's not going to hurt you."

Jiah nods in response, finding a loose grip on the fabric of his hoodie and mumbles, "It's so weird right, how people always end up being in a situation they're trying to avoid..."

Yoongi hums, stroking her hair and says, "Because avoiding is not a solution. You have to face the situation, endure it, fight it and rise above it. Did I ever teach you to avoid any problem?"

"No..."

"Exactly, then I want my champ to stand brave and play fair with life."

Jiah smiles softly, glancing up at him, "You're talking like an old man."

"I am older than you,"

"Yeah, like how old are you again? I'm twenty-three, so you should be like fifty?"

"thirty-three," He corrects.

"Then why are you acting like fifty?"

"Because you keep acting like a kid."

Jiah stares at him with a straight face, not even trying to hide how offended she feels. Yoongi laughs at her reaction, patting her head and gives an assuring squeeze to her hand. When she's about to come back at him, a sharp cry fills in the room, making her whine as well.

"Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill meeeee!"

"No, shut up and go deal with your son." Yoongi mocks at her, shooing her away as he resumes watching TV, but not news this time.

Jiah gets up with tired motions, dragging herself to her bedroom with the facial expression varying with time as the distance between Jihun's crib shortens and the high pitched voice pierces her ear drums even more.

"Come on, dude what is it now?" She mumbles, carrying him in her arms and checks his diaper, making a grossed out face at him. "Okay, I got it. Let's get you changed."

The boy babbles out a few words, rubbing his eyes and wailing like there's no tomorrow. Jiah hisses at the shrill noise, trying her best to get her son cleaned as soon as possible. But to her dismay, he doesn't stop crying still.

"What happened baby? Are you hurting anywhere?" She asks, rubbing his back while the toddler keeps putting his hand in his mouth as he cries. "Did you put something in your mouth?"

"What happened?" Yoongi asks from the door, making Jiah turn.

"I don't know, he keeps crying like this since last night." She sighs, patting the son's back and bouncing him her arms.

"Is he sick? or maybe hurting?"

"No, I don't think so. He looks pretty much fine to me." Jiah says, opening the baby's mouth and looks inside, seeing nothing that he might've accidentally put in while playing.

"Give him to me, I'll keep him with me for while. Maybe he's just cranky."

"Okay," She nods and looks at the baby, pouting at him. "Why are you crying my love? Are you mad at mamma?"

"Stop, that's so weird."

"Shut up, he's my son." She lets out, glaring at the elder as he rolls his eyes, taking Jihun from her and pats his back.

"Hey buddy, mamma's so bad. She can't even make you stop crying. But don't worry, we'll kick mamma out and party here."

"Excuse me?" Jiah's brows arch up, staring at Yoongi who smiles at her smugly and points at the door, "He's just cranky, I'll take care of him. You can go."

"Go where? This is my apartment."

"So? Can't you walk out?"

"Oppa!"

"Alright, alright, I'm just saying you should go out, have a walk and y'know get some fresh air. You said he's been crying and didn't let you rest right?"

"Yeah, but..."

"It's okay, I'll manage here." Yoongi assures, making her smile softly as she hugs both the males and kisses their cheeks. "Geez! You're disgusting. Don't ever do that to me again!" He exasperates, rubbing his cheek where she apparently left a peck.

Jiah gives him a mischievous smile, "I'll do that more often then. Thank you!"

•••

Even though coming out in the fresh air, her mind doesn't help but go back to the news from earlier. Is Kim Taehyung really coming back? And if yes, then why now out of nowhere? She sighs deeply, letting out a silent groan as she enters the convenience store, not knowing any other place to go.

Her feet strolls towards the sweets and snacks aisle on their own, picking up a few for herself and some baby snacks for Jihun. She smiles to herself glancing at the pack of jelly bears and takes one for him, imagining her son's happy face in front of her eyes after being cranky for all night and half of the day.

She turns around, shaking her head almost starting with the walk towards the aisle, but stops, jumping slightly in her place a tall figure is leaning against the shelf right behind her. The man pushes himself straight, removing the support from the aisle shelf and pulls his mask down, making Jiah sigh deeply.

"Hey," He says with a crooked smile, winking her way, "We meet again, baby."

"Disgusting," Jiah mutters, shaking her head, not in the mood to fight anyone today and minds her business, walking past him to the cashier's desk.

However her feet come to stop again when the man catches her wrist, giving her a pleading look, which only makes her roll her eyes. She yanks her hand away and turns around again, but this time instead of grabbing her arm, he steps forward and pulls her into a backhug.

"Come on I'm sorry, I know you don't wa-"

"What is your problem?!" She shouts at him after pushing him away, "I'm trying to ignore you for fuck's sake Jeon Jungkook! Are you really that shameless to still follow me around?! Why can't you guys just understand that if a girl says she's not interested means she is not interested in you! Get this in your thick skull that I am not into you. Stop wasting your time and mine."

"Wow... I..." Jungkook blinks a few times, "I was expecting a kick like that day... but thank you for not hitting me. I came to apologise Jiah, really I swear! And I wasn't stalking you or anything, I just happened to see you coming here, so I thought I should apologise to you for that night. I was being creepy, I'm sorry."

"I don't want your sorry. Just leave me alone." She shakes her head, sighing deeply and keeps the snacks away, having all her mood ruined.

Jungkook watches her going out of the store empty handed, not even taking the pack of jellies. So he grabs one and pays for it quickly, following her out, "Jiah! Wait!" He catches up with a smile and hands out the pack. "You forgot this."

"I don't want it."

"Come on you can take it, think of it as a sorry gift."

"No need, just leave me alone. That is enough of a gift from you." She sighs deeply, staring at the ground as she keeps walking and Jungkook follows quietly next to her as he realises she's not paying attention.

She stops suddenly, turning around making him bump into her and another lady bump into him from behind. "I'm so sorry, it's her fault!" He rambles out quickly pointing at Jiah who gasps at him.

"How is it my fault?! You're not looking where you're going jerk!" She retorts, "Moreover you keep following me around! It's not a great feeling knowing someone's watching you and following you everywhere!"

"I'm sorry?" Jungkook smiles softly, "Why are you so mad today? Did something happen? Do I need to fight someone?"

"Yeah fight me." Jiah rolls her eyes at him for the n'th time.

"I won't do that. I don't fight little girls remember?"

"And I kicked you remember?"

"I'm a man-"

"So? Is that how you tell people that you have a two inches dick somewhere in your pants?" She cringes, eyeing him from head to toe while Jungkook looks offended.

"From where does it look like I, Jeon Jungkook, have a two inches dick? Excuse me, but you need to get your eyes checked." He states.

"Yeah maybe I need binoculars because you might be even smaller."

"You haven't seen me, that's why you dare to speak like that. Girls are literally on their knees for me."

"To find your dick for you?" Jiah scoffs and Jungkook glares at her, raking a hand through his hair, too hurt for his pride.

"Why are you so obsessed with my dick? Don't tell me already wanna be seen in my bed because nobody gave it good to you."

"As if. Y'know what? Keep on flaunting that dick. In fact make a website about it, maybe someone would hire you as a boy toy."

"You-"

"You wasted enough of my time today. Now I don't wanna discuss about a random dude's dick that I don't even know exists or not. So grab it if you have it, and leave. Good bye."

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A/N- Lmaoo Hiiii 😭😭😭 How are you guys?
Something about this Jungkook feels like he can be like that isn't it lol?

anyway, memes people? Jungkook after getting roasted by Jiah: