Nathan: Portuguese is spoken in China.

Alan: No! Portuguese is spoken in Portugal, and Brazil!

Nathan: I thought Portuguese was spoken in China?

Alan: No, Chinese is the language, you dummy!

Nathan: Oh. Mexican is spoken in Mexico. Everyone knows that.

Matilda: Mexican isn't a language, stupid. Spanish is the official language of Mexico.

Nathan: Speedy Gonzalez is Mexican! *bursts out laughing*

Matilda: *beats Nathan up*

Nathan: *getting beat up*

Me: What a moron.

Richard: Agreed.

This story was written on Wednesday, July 21st, 2021.

A/N Nathan is so stupid!!! He's an uneducated moron! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.