Mushroom Kingdom

Bowser Koopa: *grabs Melissa* Gotcha!

Melissa Hoon: Help! Someone save me! *being kidnapped by Bowser Koopa*

Bower Koopa: Those pesky plumbers ain't gonna save you!

Melissa Hoon: What pesky plumbers?

Bowser Koopa: Mario and Luigi, stupid! Ah, here we are at my castle! *locks Melissa in a dungeon*

Melissa Hoon: *locked in the dungeon* Help!!! Get me out of here!

Announcer: Get Super Mario: Saving Melissa Hoon, available now for the Nintendo Switch!

Me: Wow! So, Melissa is now a video game character!

Sean Lamothe: Yep!

This story was written on Monday, July 26th, 2021.

A/N Can Mario or Luigi save Melissa? Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.