Nathan: I just realized something.

Me: What?

Nathan: Its 1999!

Me: No, its not!

Nathan: Yes, it is! The way the calendar is! What day was Halloween on in 1999?

Frank: Sunday.

Nathan: Then, its 1999! It isn't 2021, its 1999!

Frank: Nathan, you're an idiot! Its 2021! 1999 was years ago!

Nathan: Y2K is coming!!!! The millennium is upon us!!! 2000 is coming!

Alan: Can someone shut him up?

Nathan: What was some good music, that came out in 99? *sings* How Can You Let This Be?

Trevor: Dude, are you crazy? 1999 is in the past! This is 2021! Hello?

Nathan: *sings Baby Hit Me One More Time by Brittney Spears, off key*

Alan: Make him stop! *covers his ears*

Mental Institution People: Come on, pal! You're coming with us! *drags Nathan out to the van*

Nathan: South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, is now in theaters! *being dragged out by the mental institution men* Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SkittishReflections: What a kook! 1999 was years ago! This is 2021! Why would he think its 1999?

Steven: Hey! That's the year I graduated from high school! He just brought back some good memories! Class of 1999! Woot woot! Those were the days!

SkittishReflections: *sighs*

This story was written on Friday, July 23rd, 2021.

A/N 1999 is in the past, Nathan! This is 2021! 2000 is also in the past! Shut your mouth about this Y2K nonsense! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.