*First person pov*

"Hey!! You could at least wake up!!! Ciel!! Ero-sennin!!" I groan and give Naruto the deadliest glare I have ever given someone. "What the hell do you want? It better be good or I'll kick your ass. For future notice, never wake me up unless someone is dying." I growl. Ero-sennin was still asleep. Keiko wakes up, rubbing her pale ice blue eyes. "Just watch." Naruto says, noticing Ero-sennin was not waking up. He holds a balloon in his left hand and starts adding chakra. He uses his right hand to repeatedly hitting it to make certain rotations. The balloon pops, water getting all over Ero-sennin. "Whaa!?" Ero-sennin yells, looking up at Naruto. "First stage- cleared!" Naruto announces to us proudly. Ero-sennin had a surprised face on and went off to get a towel to dry his face. He comes back, drying his face with the Inn towel. "Well, let me see it then." Ero-sennin says. "Alright, pay close attention!!" Naruto yells, getting another balloon and bringing his right hand back. He sucks in air and repeats the process. The balloon pops and Naruto cheers. "Alright!!! See!? See!? But I didn't do it single handedly like Ciel though..." Naruto says eagerly, but Ero-sennin was sleeping. "Naruto-nii is awesome!" Keiko cheers, as she sits down in my lap. I chuckle lightly but stopped because it hurt too much. Damn that second container release jutsu. "Argggh!! And he's sleeping!!" Naruto yells, now noticing that Ero-sennin fell asleep. I go over to Ero-sennin, grunting from the pain. I shake him awake. "Haha, sorry, sorry... I'm just tired from gathering information every night." Ero-sennin apologizes. "Hm, that's kinda suspicious Ero-sennin. Were you really?" I ask him. He sweats. "But... how did you figure out the trick to the problem in such a short period of-" Ero-sennin gets cut off. "It was this guy! His name is Shu!" Naruto says, holding up a cat. Keiko crawls out of my lap and starts talking to the cat for some reason. Cute, she must think that she can talk to the cat since she is, well, a kitten sorta. Naruto puts down the cat so Keiko can have her fun. "I saw this guy bouncing the water balloon with his front legs over and over again and made a realization. Because he hit it with his front legs so many times, the water was moving in all sort of directions and a light went off in my head!!" Naruto announced. I look at Keiko and the cat and they were still talking. Well, more like Keiko just talking to the cat. The cat looks irritated a kitten is talking to him. Expected, since it is a male. "And how did it go off?" Ero-sennin asks. "I remembered when Ero-sennin and Ciel broke the water balloons, the water balloon got all dented and deformed. Until now, I was only turning the water in one direction. I realized why you're guy's water balloons got so misshapen was because you guys were turning the water in all sorts of directions. So I did some improvising on my own and it worked! Hehehehe!!" Naruto explains. "Correct!" I yelled happily. I see in the corner of my eye the cat hitting Keiko and walking away. Keiko runs after the cat yelling on how 'Keiko can change!!' I wanted to laugh so badly but it hurts. "Well, I guess step one is complete." Ero-sennin announces. Naruto pumps his fists in the air in victory. But he brings his arm back down in pain, he must have trained to hard. I try standing up but I fall to my knee. Ero-sennin notices and shakes his head. "You are still hurt from yesterday, take a break today." Ero-sennin orders me. "Heh, what are you, my mom? I'm completely fine fool." I say getting up, ignoring the pain. "I'm going to go onto the second step now and you ain't going to stop me." I tell Ero-sennin. "Ugh, fine. But I'm not going to drag your ass back to our room because you collapsed or something." Ero-sennin says, rubbing his temples in annoyance. "Fine by me. I don't need a person with a face like his neck vomited on it." I say. "Uh, what are you guys talking about?" Naruto asks. "Nothin darling! You don't need to worry about it!!" I chirp. Keiko came back, tears and snot stained on her face. "Daddy! Shu doesn't like Keiko!!" Keiko cries as she runs over to me. I picked her off the ground, rubbing her head comforting. "It's okay, you don't need him you're better than that." I tell her. She nods and climbs to my head and sits on it sniffling. We walk to where we were training, well for my case, kinda limping. "Hey Ciel, are you okay?" Naruto asks. "Yup! Just dandy!" I chirp. He looks unsure but stays silent. "Is Daddy sure?" Keiko asks. "Yup! Don't worry about me." I keep chirping, brushing off my pain. We made it to the place and Ero-sennin looks at us. "And now, we'll start step two." Ero-sennin announces. "Yay!! Finally some proper training!!" Naruto shouts happily. Ero-sennin tosses us a rubber ball each. Naruto stares at the rubber ball. "Another one of these trainings?" Naruto asks, unhappy. "Now, you guys must break this ball!!" Ero-sennin announces as the rubber ball in his hand bursts. Naruto tries himself but failed. Now it was my turn and I rotate the air in the rubber ball in all sorts of directions but I failed. Damn it, I need more power. "The first step is to spin. The second step is to add power. If there is no water, it's hard to feel the chakra moving, so it's hard to power it up or control it. Practice like this for a bit. After I tell Keiko what to do on her training, I'm going to collect information." Ero-sennin says, walking over to Keiko. "Wait, wait, didn't you say that you were going to train us?" Naruto asks. "I said I'll you guys, but it's not that simple. Don't misunderstand, I said I'd teach you jutsu but I never said it will be very simple. If you can't depend on yourself, then forget it. You are like a child Naruto, asking for help all the time. Ciel, what I have heard, taught her- I mean, himself jutsus without any help. Naruto, you'll have to become a REAL ninja." Ero-sennin says. I glare at him because he almost slipped my gender out. "Yeah, you're right Ero-sennin, but at least give us some sort of hint." Naruto asks. Ero-sennin puts his hand out. "Money." Was all he said. We stay silent for a moment. "YOU TALK, BUT YOU'RE A DIRTY GROWNUP!! YOU AREN'T ANYTHING LIKE A GREAT SHINOBI!!!" Naruto yells, angry. "Cheap bastard." I mumble under my breath. "Ero-sennin-sensei!! Train Keiko!!" Keiko yells. "I'm coming, I'm coming." Ero-sennin says, walking away from us.