CBOMB : Claire
MAGICMAN : Douxie
WARHAMMER : Toby
JIMBAKE : Jim
MINECRAFTMC : Steve
NOBITCHES : Ezekiel
KLEBTASTIC : Krel
LIVELYASALWAYS : Aja
HERECOMESTHESUN : Sol
MATERIALGWORL : Veronica
FERALCHILD : Beatrice
EMOGWORL : Euthalia
SPACENERD : Eli

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MATERIALGWORL:
Okay, who changed my name?

WARHAMMER:
😊

MATERIALGWORL:
Why?

WARHAMMER:
u literally have a pair of shoes for
every one of your outfits wdym
"why"

EMOGWORL:
omg 💀

wait wth

he changed mine too

WARHAMMER:
😊😊😊

EMOGWORL:
this doesn't make any sense

I'm not even a girl

WARHAMMER:
...

WARHAMMER changed EMOGWORL 's name to EMOPERSWON

WARHAMMER:
well damn

now it lost all of its
impact

EMOPERSWON:
hehe perswon

CBOMB:
what is happening

aw I thought toby had changed mine
too :( I wanted a dramatic entrance

WARHAMMER:
wait

WARHAMMER changed CBOMB 's name to THEDRAMA

WARHAMMER:
ok try again

THEDRAMA:
what is happening

omg toby changed my name 🤪

EMOPERSWON:
👏👏👏👏 100/10 acting

THEDRAMA:
thank you

MINECRAFTMC:
bro stop talking

I'm trying to play rn and my
phone won't stop vibrating

THEDRAMA:
LMAO

EMOPERSWON:
omfg 💀💀

MINECRAFTMC:
WHO CHANHRD MY NSME

WARHAMMER:
guilty 🙋‍♂️

NOBITCHES:
damn 💀

c'mon man this is just mean

MATERIALGWORL:
Wait, who is that?

WARHAMMER:
ezekiel

THEDRAMA:
GAHAVCYOGYIGTIZYEXRU

EMOPERSWON:
oh no 😭😭😭

MINECRAFTMC:
dude 💀

MATERIALGWORL:
I'm so sorry for laughing!

NOBITCHES:
it's ok

I laughed too 😭

MAGICMAN:
oh wow, there's a lot of
texts

THEDRAMA:
aw

douxie's is boring

NOBITCHES:
so predictable 🙄

WARHAMMER:
WELL I DARE U TO DO A BETTER JOB

THEDRAMA changed MAGICMAN 's name to SOLSIMP

SOLSIMP:
huh

NOBITCHES:
LMAOOO

MINECRAFTMC:
LMFAOOOOO

EMOPERSWON:
this one wins 👆👆

MATERIALGWORL:
I think Claire should choose our
names instead! Haha

WARHAMMER:
ouch

THEDRAMA:
nah I think toby did a good job

have you seen what he changed
sol's and beatrice's to? 💀

HERECOMESTHESUN:
WHAT ABOUT ME

MATERIALGWORL:
Oh my god. 😂

THEDRAMA:
I can't tell if her user is a
reference to that beatles song
or the shining

NOBITCHES:
why would it be the shining?

THEDRAMA:
cause it's sol

NOBITCHES:
understandable

SOLSIMP:
idk

I kinda like it

THEDRAMA:
douxie

SOLSIMP:
yeah?

THEDRAMA:
that one was you wasn't it

SOLSIMP:
yeah.

HERECOMESTHESUN:
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ME AS IF IM NOT RIGHT HERE

NOBITCHES:
sol why are you texting like that
😭✋

THEDRAMA:
oh no

sol did you accidentally turn on
your capslock again

HERECOMESTHESUN:
WHATS CAPSLOCK?

MATERIALGWORL:
What do you mean AGAIN?! 😂

THEDRAMA:
sol just press that button by the corner
of the keyboard

HERECOMESTHESUN:
1

NOBITCHES:
LMFAOHRDOENIDNWIDN

EMOPERSWON:
I'M LITERALLY CRYING RN

THEDRAMA:
the other corner 💀

HERECOMESTHESUN:
0

SOLSIMP:
I- 💀💀💀

WARHAMMER:
OHMYGOD IWBDIWBDIEND

MINECRAFTMC:
THIS DUMBASS 💀💀💀

THEDRAMA:
the BOTTOM corner sol

HERECOMESTHESUN:
STOP LAUGHING AT ME

NOBITCHES:
omg this is great 😭

HERECOMESTHESUN:
okay

how about now

THEDRAMA:
there u go

HERECOMESTHESUN:
wait

did someone change my name?

EMOPERSWON:
SHE ONLY NOTICED IT NOW 😭😭😭

SOLSIMP:
yeah

I did 😌

HERECOMESTHESUN:
i dont even know who you are

THEDRAMA:
read the previous texts sol

HERECOMESTHESUN:
oh its douxie?

yeah thats fitting

NOBITCHES:
LMFAOOO IT REALLY IS

THEDRAMA:
ikr

that one was my handiwork

HERECOMESTHESUN:
nice job

NOBITCHES:
sol stop talking like a dad

HERECOMESTHESUN:
ezekiel stop being so annoying

WARHAMMER:
oh wow

you went that far back in
the conversation?

HERECOMESTHESUN:
no

I already knew it was ezekiel
by the name

MINECRAFTMC:
DAMNNNN

EMOPERSWON:
HAHAHDHSGFSF

KLEBTASTIC:
that's gotta hurt.

NOBITCHES:
KREL

KLEBTASTIC:
what.

NOBITCHES:
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND ME

KLEBTASTIC:
why.

NOBITCHES:
??????

SOLSIMP:
not even his own best friend 😭✋

LIVELYASALWAYS:
Aw, it's ok ezekiel, krel is lonely too!!

KLEBTASTIC:
I think you mean "single", sister.

LIVELYASALWAYS:
No, I mean lonely!

MINECRAFTMC:
DOUBLE HOMICIDE

btw aja check your dms please

LIVELYASALWAYS:
Okay!

SPACENERD:
Why am I spacenerd now?

WARHAMMER:
cause I said so

THEDRAMA:
WAIT EAIT WAIT

WARHAMMER:
EAIT

THEDRAMA changed SPACENERD 's name to SPACENERDINSPACE

SPACENERDINSPACE:
Ooookay then

FERALCHILD:
TAKE THST SUCKWTS I GOT ANEW
RECORF IN CABFY CRUSH

MATERIALGWORL:
OH NO.

QUICK, CHANGE EZEKIEL'S NAME, IT'S
NOT APPROPRIATE!!!

WARHAMMER changed NOBITCHES 's name to NOBODY

HERECOMESTHESUN:
now its just boring

THEDRAMA:
yeah 😩 but we gotta keep it pg-13
for beatrice

SOLSIMP:
just think of it as a reference to that
mitski song

it's funnier if you think of it that
way

MATERIALGWORL:
Of course you listen to Mitski. 😒

SOLSIMP:
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

sol, your student's being rude to me

HERECOMESTHESUN removed MATERIALGWORL from the group chat

EMOPERSWON:
AYO

WARHAMMER:
DAMN HSHDHWHDHSHSH

THEDRAMA:
I didn't think sol knew how to do
that 💀

SOLSIMP:
me neither 💀

where the hell did you
learn that???

HERECOMESTHESUN:
ezekiel taught me

EMOPERSWON:
wait

I think beatrice's gone

NOBODY:
did she really just come here to
show off? 💀

EMOPERSWON added VERONICABAUDIN in the group chat

WARHAMMER changed VERONICABAUDIN 's name to MATERIALGWORL

JIMBAKE:
I'm gone for ten minutes and the
gc becomes pure chaos 😰

THEDRAMA:
HEY I MISSED YOU WHERE WERE YOU
ALL THIS TIME

JIMBAKE:
baking cookies???? I told you what I was
doing before I even went to do it 😅

WARHAMMER:
ayo?!?!?! I'm coming over at your house
jimbo

JIMBAKE:
aight

THEDRAMA:
I'm going too!! I want cookies

MATERIALGWORL:
Me and Euthalia want to come too!

SOLSIMP:
can I come too?

HERECOMESTHESUN:
no

I can bake you cookies myself

JIMBAKE:
yk sol

we should do a cooking competition
sometime

HERECOMESTHESUN:
you already said that

and I already refused

JIMBAKE:
why?

HERECOMESTHESUN:
cause im going to destroy you in
the kitchen

JIMBAKE:
aight bet

NOBODY:
wait ok I'm going with u guys too

but before that

I want vengeance for doing me like that
with the nobitches thing

THEDRAMA:
WAIT YEA

WE SHOULD CHQNGE TOBY'S NAME

WARHAMMER:
oh no

THEDRAMA changed WARHAMMER 's name to TOBYPIE🙄

NOBODY changed TOBYPIE🙄 's name to DUMBZALSKI

HERECOMESTHESUN changed DUMBZALSKI 's name to METALTEETH

MATERIALGWORL changed METALTEETH 's name to ROBONERD

EMOPERSWON changed ROBONERD 's name to TOBORING

KLEBTASTIC:
wow, this was brutal.

SOLSIMP:
this is great wdym

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this is just a filler chapter to compensate for the lack of updates, sorry about that, I promise next chapter will be coming soon enough!

ezekiel in this chapter was basically just

and I love him for it

have a great day/evening/night! ily, bye ♡

- beex