CHAPTER FOUR: 'staff members'

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- HAN YUNMI

a week later.

group chat
4 members

gunwook:
can you turn it down ricky wtf

ricky:
gomd

gunwook:
turn the fucking music down

ricky:
it's not even me????
i'm smoking outside with yunmi

yunmi:
well you're not smoking with me
ur just on the other side of the balcony

ricky:
shut up weirdo
same thing

gunwook:
our new staff members are coming tomorrow can you not all piss me off istg

gyuvin:
stop spamming my phone fatties
i'm trying to listen to music

gunwook:
no turn it the fuck down gyuvin
turn it off before i come downstairs

yunmi:
gyuvin we'll spam you if you don't turn off that god awful music like right now

ricky:
spam him

gunwook:
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yunmi:
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ricky:
gyuvin
gyuvin
gyuvin
gyuvin
gyuvin
thanks gyuvin

gyuvin:
yh fuck off
fuck yourselves

yunmi:
you have airpods
use them
it's 3am ffs

gyuvin:
and you have legs
use them and do it for me if ur so mad

yunmi:
die

gyuvin:
i'm not yejun

gunwook:
js stfu omg
i know we haven't even been in the same room since we got here but PLEASE stfu about that we are all aware he's dead stop fucking saying it

ricky:
ikr i don't want the staff on my ass again and they come tomorrow too remember...
we have to act okay with each other while they're all there

yunmi:
one of them hot asf

gunwook:
which one

yunmi:
taerae
he can have my babies ong

ricky:
ew slut

yunmi:
and you're not🌚🌚🌚

ricky:
gomd
i chose zhanghao he's cool

gunwook:
big fat no he weird af
matthew is goated

gyuvin:
that hanbin one
he's my bff

ricky:
surprised u even have friends😂😂😂

gunwook:
lol you know they're going to become like our own personal staff members right

ricky:
another day another using the working class for our benefit #yay

gyuvin:
pretty sure they're all middle class💀💀💀
upper middle class actually

yunmi:
i want taerae as mine i requested him anyway
do you think he smokes

gunwook:
he couldn't hurt a fly

yunmi:
ffs he's still fine tho

ricky:
ur boring
ur whole life is smoke drink sex

yunmi:
at least i get something to do everyday
u have no life

gyuvin:
bop

yunmi:
kys
anyway
did you know yejun's step brother is going to be one of our staff members too

ricky:
jiwoong?

gunwook:
oh yeah he proper hated me after i fell out with yejun lmfao

gyuvin:
icl he's kinda weird

yunmi:
he's fine af idc

gunwook:
yunmi stfu you have a boyfriend

gyuvin:
a dead one

yunmi:
ur gonna make me lose my patience

gyuvin:
oh no what am i ever going to do
the girl with a dead bf wants to hurt me

yunmi:
no one likes you
at least i had a healthy relationship

ricky:
who's gonna tell her

gunwook:
LMFAOOOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT NOW

gyuvin:
😂😂😂😄

yunmi:
???

ricky:
oh btw it's my turn sleeping in the bedroom

yunmi:
yeah wtv
i bagsy the sofa

gyuvin:
ur fatass always gets the sofa

yunmi:
shut up

gunwook:
theres like 7 sofas omd

ricky:
yous are weird
this is a mansion

gunwook:
no shit

gyuvin:
hey yunmi

yunmi:
what

gyuvin:
yejun's case has an update

yunmi:
what
what is it
tell me

gyuvin:
LMFAOOOO i'm joking
look at you helpless bitch

gunwook:
someone's sleeping on the floor tonight 🌚🌚

ricky:
great she's dropped her cig off the balcony and is storming towards the kitchen

gunwook:
ur taking care of her if she drinks
i'm staying where i am idc

gyuvin:
idk if she's going to smash the bottle on my head or not

ricky:
nope shes
downing a bottle of gin
yh no if she throws up everywhere the staff are gonna go crazy istg

yunmi:
gyuvin i will hurt you

gyuvin:
shiver me bloody timbers mate

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sluts 4 yunjun
6 members

yunmi:
i watjr kil mYSELR

anton:
aren't u a little ray of sunshine!

wonyoung:
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️anton

anton:
jk are you ok
she's probably drinking it's a 3am on a saturday

younngeun:
what's wrong girl

yunmi:
i hate gyuvin
i want to kill him

hanni:
oh-

jungwon:
that definitely wasn't what i thought you were going to say but uhh eat i guess

youngeun:
what happened to our gyunmi ship

yunmi:
no
i like yejun
and i'm going to slowly kill gyuvin
i want to smash a bottle on his head

youngeun:
ok i'm scared..
i know he hurt you but like

hanni:
this villain ahh persona😭😭

anton:
LMFAOOOO
"Behind every villain lies a broken heart" ahh storyline

yunmi:
no i'm so serious
i'd be so happy if he was dead

anton:
oh that's not

youngeun:
ok why is her typing eating though like spelling bee queen

jungwon:
#what

wonyoung:
yunmi are you actually okay
what's been going on
and what did bro do

yunmi:
he's actually the biggest dickhead ever
he just non stop makes yejun's death to be a fucking joke and i hope he actually dies next cause i can't listen to his annoying ass voice anymore

hanni:
i think we've heard this enough
but why exactly are you so like
violent about it this time

yunmi:
i'm just so angry and sad and confused
he's not making it any better. and i am also using speech to text so i can spell because i'm crying

youngeun:
omg girl is getting scary
i hope you're okay though babe i wish we could all see you soon i would give you a hug rn

anton:
we love u yunmi pls stay safe
buttt he's always been annoying tho

yunmi:
i can't stand any of them
gunwook and i are ok ig

hanni:
the tea...

yunmi:
gunwook and i hugged
but i still don't trust him

jungwon:
i'm so behind on the friendship drama what did gunwook do to you😭😭😭😭

wonyoung:
when he basically attempted to kill you and yejun that one time

jungwon:
WHAT
fake friends why was i never told this

wonyoung:
oh u weren't there...

anton:
gunwook weird as hell bro
acting all cool bcs hes smart when we all know he probably used his fucking parents for those grades

youngeun:
all ik is that he had a thing with someone who
OH SHIT NEVERMIND GANG

jungwon:
ok so can i know what he did to yejun and yunmi

wonyoung:
yunmi and yejun joked about telling his parents about his relationship with a certain someone and then he like lowkey tried to kill them both

yunmi:
lol yea that was funny.. that's the reason why we stopped being friends with him

wonyoung:
HELP WHYS EVERYONE SO PROBLEMATIC

yunmi:
cause they're fucking egotistical freaks and are all fake as fuck i hate all of them

jungwon:
YUNMI ARE YOU OK WTF????
GLAD YOU DIDN'T DIE

yunmi:
yes #survivor

wonyoung:
ok but now we're on the topic of talking shit do yk who i HATE and DESPISE

anton:
u hate everyone miss wonyoungism

wonyoung:
yes
but especially that ricky guy he pmo so bad

jungwon:
WOOORDDDDDDD

hanni:
he's fine idc guys leave him alone

wonyoung:
he's trying to be like me and it makes me mad
he acts like he can pull everyone it pisses me off

hanni:
i mean if he wanted me then

youngeun:
hanni stfu man😭😭😭

hanni:
OKKK FINEEE WTV

yunmi:
bru he walks around our house like he the shit

youngeun:
#rickywasmyextalkingstage

anton:
LMFAOOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT
didn't he call you ugly like ALL THE TIME

youngeun:
omg everyday!!!🥰
he's such a narcissist
and manipulated me like every other day

hanni:
girl i would've let him

yunmi:
ew
big fat ew

wonyoung:
this is a gyuvin gunwook and ricky hateclub apparently

youngeun:
um what about yejun

yunmi:
?

jungwon:
youngeun..

youngeun:
I WAS JOKING

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- JANG WONYOUNG

We hate yejun
5 members

jungwon:
youngeun what the fuck was that

youngeun:
I forgot sorry

wonyoung:
you know full well she isn't aware of all of the shit yejun has done

hanni:
she doesn't even know one of the things he did just so he could date her

jungwon:
don't make her more stressed than she already is

anton:
well he's already dead what's the point

jungwon:
she'll go more crazy than she already is

hanni:
she's scaring me now icl

youngeun:
EXACTLY

wonyoung:
we should ask to go to school when them four are going there too just to see

jungwon:
icl that's risky
none of them are good people
we could get hated by yunmi too

anton:
that's our point

hanni:
no that is too risky i agree with jungwon
can't we just lay low first before revealing yejun's weird secrets or whatever

wonyoung:
i say we do
she's still healing from his death

hanni:
ffs
she thinks yejun is fully innocent too

wonyoung:
i mean
they're all shitty people

jungwon:
well imo yejun's the worst

anton:
and she doesn't know that
so just don't say anything

youngeun:
okay fine
let's just stop talking about yejun

anton:
yeah she'll think weirdly of us if she knows we do not like him

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- KIM JIWOONG

totally spies
5 members

jiwoong:
we're going to visit their house tomorrow and stay with them for a week as mr kim investigates the whole school properly

taerae:
is this when we interrogate them

matthew:
i think so
do we all know who we're assigned to

taerae:
yeah i'm assigned to the drug addict
what's her name again

hanbin:
yunmi LMFAOO

taerae:
oh yeah her

hanbin:
i'm with gyuvin
yk he's actually really nice

hao:
i beg to differ
i'm with ricky
he's really sketchy too i can't lie

matthew:
nah i got gunwook
that's the hardest
he's literally yejun's bestest friend

jiwoong:
i hate that guy
so glad i don't have him
or any of them actually
i'm just there to make sure they don't end up killing each other

matthew:
icl
we might get killed
they're all scary as fuck

taerae:
at least you don't have the one who actually uses drugs everyday

hanbin:
so we're going there tomorrow right

jiwoong:
yeah
just watch everything they do and say
and ask questions but not too many or else they'll get suspicious on why we're actually there

hao:
don't make it too obvious
i'm just so curious on how they all fell apart

taerae:
literally
poor yejun

jiwoong:
yeah so gyuvin's dad wants us to make notes too and send them to him

matthew:
okay

hanbin:
uhm
yunmi's brother just texted me
he's asking to be added here😭

jiwoong:
add him
i like him

- hanbin added yujin

yujin:
who's doing gyuvin

hanbin:
me

yujin:
tell me everything
i really think it's him

jiwoong:
oh well
we can't assume everything yet
they did all have a dark past
especially with my brother

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- SHEN QUANRUI.

Z:
good morning ricky!

ricky:
who is this
i don't have your number

Z:
oooh i'm one of your fans >.<

ricky:
uhm ok
why are you texting me

Z:
i do think murder is a bad idea to make people forget about things they've seen

ricky:
what??

Z:
a certain someone caught you and yunmi ruining the little summer household

ricky:
what the fuck are you on about

Z:
someone saw it all ricky and you know that
however murder is a bad idea to deal with it lol it wasn't like he was going to tell everyone

ricky:
if you think i killed yejun then you're insane
i didn't even know someone saw me and yunmi
and it was last year gomd

Z:
don't be fucking stupid
you saw yejun that night of his death too
seen

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full socmed with lots of lore xoxo
rest of zb1 as the spies/detectives bc YAS