Jake, a tour guide: Hello everyone! I have been put here against my will as your tour guide!

Jake: Welcome to Australia, folks!

Jake: If you look to the right, you will see Australia

Jake: If you look to your left, you will see Australia

Jake: If you look down, you will see Australian soil

Jake: If you look up, you will see Australian clouds

Jake: Thank you for coming here! Don't forget to pay $50 for the neck exercise at the office.

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