„First of all: that speech is going to be much shorter, cause I am sure this time I don't have to solve a murder. I would like to say ‚sadly' but that would not add to the general mood, so I don't say it."

The Consulting Detective took a deep breath.

„I had never expected, to be here one day. I mean no one of us had. Love is a chemical defect found on the losing side and weddings are absolutely unnecessary.
Well, I was teached a lesson. Love is not just a defect, but also an impetus. And weddings are mostly unnecessary."

Muffled laughter filled the room.

„When John heard about the Engagement he insisted to plan the wedding.
Of course I said yes, because planning ONE marriage is enough for a life and more.
Overall he forced me to do a speech because 'I would do it so very well.'
First I resisted but he said he would break every bone I have and name it at the same time, so I said yes.
Let's go back to the topic.

Once I said, I was married with my work.
Obviously I never really believed I would marry my work, but now I am standing here. With the Napoleon of Crime.
I should have seen it coming."

Now everyone laughed and applauded while Sherlock sat down again and earned a kiss on the cheek from said Napoleon of crime who grinned amused at his husband.