*goes into bed to avoid dealing with Italy any longer*

Italy. ...Oh, right! Hey, Britain, where do I-a sleep??

UK. Anywhere you can sleep.....

Italy. .......

Italy. On you?

UK. NO

Italy. But you don't have any-a spare blankets or beds, right?

UK. I have a carpet.

Italy. :(

In the end, I had to let him sleep in my bed while I slept on the couch.....

Though he wanted someone to sleep with him to keep him company......