Prussia (now just Gilbert). Hey, Britain! I got something I want to show you!

Me. What is it? *not interested*

Gilbert. Last August, my Hetalian Jet version came out! I've been trying to share it with every country I knew since then, but it's been taking forever! That's why I'm so late.

Me. So why am I not one of the first countries you went to?

Gilbert. Because you suck.

Me. Say that again, you tw-

Gilbert. Anyway, here's the CD to my song! Prepare to listen to it in awe! *puts the CD in my CD player*

CD plays

Gilbert.

Me.

Me. It sucks.

Gilbert. That's what they all I say, but I know better! It's pure awesomeness, whether or not you like it! >:)