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"Jimin, hit the brake!" Namjoon yelled.

"Eye eye captain—ow!" Jimin shouted after a water bottle hit his head. He pressed his hand against the brake, slowly applying more pressure. Kara jumped over him as she grabbed onto the wheel. Her eyes widened once she saw a giant tourist bus crossing the road.

"Hold on guys!" Kara wanted them, as the turn was about to be one hell of a mess. "There's a tourist bus ahead of us and it's not gonna be pretty!"

"Hey." Jimin causally started a conversation while still upside down. "Why did the tourist bus cross the road?"

"Not now Jimin." Kara rolled her eyes as she focused on the road ahead of her.

"To pick up the chicken on the other side—"

"Hit the brake, now!" She yelled and Jimin quickly slammed his hands on the brake, while Kara turned the wheel to avoid a collision. The three of them screamed as the car drifted towards a hill.

The car decided to bless them that day, and broke down just as they were near the low railing.

Kara peaked through his fingers as the other two were still screaming. She tapped on Namjoon's shoulder, and he jumped back. "Oh my god, we're alive!"

"Amen to that." She chuckled, and looked down at Jimin who was struggling to get right side up.

He blew a strand of hair from his face and stared at her with widened eyes. "WHAT THE FUCK KARA. I SAID TO PICK UP THE CHICKEN ON THE OTHER SIDE, NOT TO FUCKING RUN IT OVER."

"Let's just all calm down, and safely get out of the car." Namjoon, the intellect who was also screaming like a little girl two seconds ago, suggested.

Kara and Jimin grabbed onto the arms of the driver and pulled him out of the car. They laid him on the grass and observed the damage they've made.

Kara and Namjoon crossed their arms as they glared at Jimin.

"Jesus, I'll buy him a new one." He scoffed.

"Oh that's great, while you're at it, can you buy him a NEW LIFE TOO?!" Namjoon yelled.

"Oh come on, he's fine!" Jimin knelt to the ground and checked the man's pulse. He innocently looked up at Kara and Namjoon. "Is there a certain pattern I should be looking for?"

"Move!" Kara shoved him out the way. "Namjoon call the police. Jimin, go stand in a corner."

"There are no corners!" Jimin argued.

The man's eyes suddenly came to life, scaring the living hell out of Kara. "Guys, he's alive!" She said, and they all gathered beside him.

"How many fingers am I holding up?" Jimin asked.

"You tell me?" The man grumbled as he held up his middle finger.

"Sorry, I don't have my glasses on right now." Jimin scratched his head.

"Sir, are you okay?" Kara worriedly asked as she helped him up. "You kind of passed out, and we had no choice but to take over from there."

"Oh I remember." The older man scratched his beard. "Little miss kicker whacked me right in the head." He looked over to Jimin.

"Hey that's mister to you!" He argued. "And you should be glad I kicked you. Do you know how much this shoe is worth?" Jimin lifted his leg, before being tackled by the man.

"AHHGDDH GET HIM OFF!" Jimin squealed as he kicked like a little baby.

Namjoon pulled the angry man off of the little one, and held him back. "Listen." He gripped onto his shoulders. "We'll pay for everything! The car, the medical bill, everything!"

"Oh yeah, with what money?" Jimin scoffed.

"Can you give us a second alone?" Kara gave the man a fake smile, before turning to Jimin with a devilish glare. Jimin widened his eyes and took a couple steps back, before Kara grabbed him by his shirt.

"You listen to me you agitating piece of shit." She whisper-shouted. "Your ass could go to jail if this man decides to sue you. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna pay this man what he asks. We ruined his car, and possibly broke a couple of his ribs. It's the least we can do to say sorry. Oh, and don't you even think of arguing with me, because this right here, is me letting you off the hook. You got it?"

"Yes ma'am." Jimin gulped, before quickly turning around.

Kara tried to hide the faint smile, plastered on her face. She collected herself, before walking towards the rest of them. "Someone has something to say."

Everyone looked over at Jimin and he loudly sighed while pulling out his wallet. "I've only got a hundred bucks. So take it or leave it—ow!" Jimin winced as Kara nudged him in the ribs. "Okay fine, here's five grand."

"My car cost me eight grand." The man smirked.

"Oh come on!" Jimin narrowed his eyes. "You can buy the same piece of shit in a Walmart parking lot!"

The man reached his hand out for the money.

Jimin groaned as he handed him another three grand. "Hope you're happy." He crossed his arms.

"I am..." He nodded. "But I could be happier."

"Jesus." Jimin brought his hands to his face as he cursed to himself. "What do you want?"

"I don't know about you, but my neck's feeling a bit stiff."

"I'm not massaging your neck bro." Jimin gave him a disgusted look. "Like how many times do I gotta tell people, I'm not hommiesexual."

"Where'd you pick this guy up? Seriously?" The man broke character.

"How much are you asking for?" Kara crossed her arms as she stepped forward. "Let's just speed this process up."

"Twenty thousand."

Jimin chuckled before falling back into Namjoon's arms. Kara raised her brow as she silently judged him. She reached into Jimin's pocket and grabbed the money for him. "You know, I felt sorry for you, but now I really feel sorry for you." She rolled her eyes as she pushed the cash into his hands. "Come on guys."

Namjoon slung Jimin over his shoulder, walking by Kara's side in the middle of no where.

"Great." Kara raised her hands in defeat. "Now we have no transportation, signal, food, water, Jimin.." She glanced over at the passed out boy. "How did everything go so downhill? I mean, we were just at the Buckingham Palace having dinner with Queen Elizabeth!"

"I have a theory." Namjoon clasped his hands together, nearly letting Jimin slip. "One of us stepped on a crack, thus bringing us bad luck."

"Well, I guess it was you then, because you just stepped on fifty." Kara muttered, making him quickly glance at the ground.

"We need to find some place with cell service and call another taxi." Kara pushed her hair behind her ear as she spoke.

"Yeah, because this guy's getting pretty heavy." Namjoon struggled to carry Jimin.

"Just set him down, and we can wait until he wakes up—NAMJOON." Kara covered her mouth as Jimin hit the ground. "I didn't say drop him!"

"Whoops."

Jimin slowly opened both his eyes, to see the bright sun in his eyes, aka Jung Hoseok. He squinted his eyes after almost being blinded, when a hand lifted him off the ground. "W-Where are we?"

"Where ever you wanna be Jimin." Kara put her arm around his shoulder. "We've got a long walk ahead of us."

"Bikini bottom?" He looked at her with puppy dog eyes.

"Sure Jimin." She held the confused child close. "I'll never understand how your mind works."

Comment The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! if you're reading this.

They walked for miles and miles, thinking the road they were on would be endless. It wasn't until Kim Namjoon used his big brain to get them out of this mess.

"Guys! I think I see a building!" He pointed at the faint rooftop. Both Kara and Jimin's eye's widened before they ran into each others arms. "I guess you weren't bad luck after all!" She cheered.

"What?"

"Nothing." Kara smiled as she put her arm around Jimin and Namjoon.

They finally made it to the building, surrounded by a couple other smaller shops. "Creek Library." Kara read the sign out loud before pushing the door open.

The bell on top of the door lightly rang, letting the librarians know someone's visited. And Mid aged women greeted them with a warm smile as she entered the room. "Welcome to our library. Is there anything I can help you find?"

"The nearest bathroom. I gotta take a shit." Jimin ran off.

"I-I'm so sorry." Kara tried to keep a straight face as she spoke to the woman. "We've kind of been lost for the past couple hours, and so we really need to use one of your phones if that's okay."

"Of course!" She quickly nodded her head. "One of our librarians is using it at the moment, but I'll let you know when she's finished. Have a seat, make yourselves comfortable, and I'll be right out with a phone." She smiled.

"Thank you so much." Kara pursed her lips into a subtle smile.

"Thanks." Namjoon cutely bowed.

"Let me get you all some water. You guys look really exhausted." She acted like a worried mother would, and ran back into the office.

"Wow, I didn't know strangers could be so nice." Kara bit her lip.

"What can I say? The worlds got its good people." Namjoon shrugged his shoulders with a smile.

"I've just never really—"

"When I tell you I almost slipped on that bathroom floor—" Jimin came in, half wheezing.

"Great to have you back Jimin." Kara sarcastically scoffed. "You know you didn't have to publically announce that you had to take a shit."

"Freedom of speech Kara, learn to use it." He sat on one of the computer chairs. "While we're here." He eagerly licked his lips and began typing on one of the computers. Kara's pupils slightly grew with concern, not wanting him to play any kind of porno in a public library. But she was taken aback when she saw something completely different.

"Jimin, what the hell are you doing?" Kara judged him with a raised brow.

"Shit, I forgot my username." Jimin groaned. "I think it was slutzrwelcome." He typed it into the username bar and hit enter, before smirking.

"Oh my god..."

"Kara, I used to get the baddest penguin bitches on here. My crib was always lit. I had two puffles. One was named bitch and other was named biotch."

"Isn't that great to know." Kara couldn't help but laugh at his odd childhood memories.

"I'm telling you Kara, I had the best pickup lines ever." He boasted. "Watch me pick up this girl."

"Was she supposed to walk away?" Kara smirked as she looked over at him. "Or was that just her flirting back?"

"Okay, fine.. it usually works." He rolled his eyes. "I know where most of the penguin chicks are. They're usually at the dojo, let me go there."

Also Jimin:

TAZ'S NOTE

Seven chapters lefttttttt. Also thanks for 100k ! I never got to mention that! You all are awesome!